WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite wine mom
Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
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WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
· May 10
Please don’t talk to me until after the weekend.
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Bacon, egg and cheese is my holy trinity.
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Bacon, egg and cheese is my holy trinity.
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A bukkake but it’s just me covered in melted cheese.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A bukkake but it’s just me covered in melted cheese.
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Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
A bukkake but it’s just me covered in melted cheese.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A bukkake but it’s just me covered in melted cheese.
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Cover me in cheese sauce like I’m a little broccoli floret.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cover me in cheese sauce like I’m a little broccoli floret.
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Relationship status: Woke up next to a block of cheese.
August 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Relationship status: Woke up next to a block of cheese.
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*brings a block of cheese to a knife fight*
September 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
*brings a block of cheese to a knife fight*
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i carry a machete in my car but only in case i come across one of those ginormous wheels of cheese
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i carry a machete in my car but only in case i come across one of those ginormous wheels of cheese
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
Fixing my problems one slice of cheese at a time.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fixing my problems one slice of cheese at a time.
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Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
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if you're cold they're cold. let the cold hot singles in your area in.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
if you're cold they're cold. let the cold hot singles in your area in.
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i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
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It’s pretty rude no one wanted to hump me today.
March 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s pretty rude no one wanted to hump me today.
Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
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why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
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no one should interact with my posts without a parental permission slip
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
no one should interact with my posts without a parental permission slip
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I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
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Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.
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I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
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You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
Kiss me, I’m an asshole.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kiss me, I’m an asshole.