WineMummy
@winemummy.bsky.social
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Everyone’s favourite wine mom Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
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Holy fuck it’s only Thursday.
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It finally feels like fall.
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It finally feels like fall.
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ehhjax.bsky.social
That midnight autumn air hits differently
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ehhjax.bsky.social
Don't forget to talk to the moon for a bit
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lscrapl.bsky.social
telling you all the things so i don't have to carry the weight of not
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lscrapl.bsky.social
i mean...some chill wouldn't be unheard of
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deeks549.bsky.social
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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deeks549.bsky.social
I think I forgot how to post good
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winemummy.bsky.social
Mashed potatoes would fix me.
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winemummy.bsky.social
Feed me mashed potatoes and tell me I’m pretty.
winemummy.bsky.social
Feed me mashed potatoes and tell me I’m pretty.
winemummy.bsky.social
Mashed potatoes would fix me.
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Not to be picky, but I’d much rather a mashed potato bath to a mud bath.
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face
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juiceticles.bsky.social
We're gonna need a bigger pill organizer
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juiceticles.bsky.social
I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre
winemummy.bsky.social
The attention whore in me sees the attention whore in you.
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winemummy.bsky.social
We’re all attention whores here.

This isn’t a competition.
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donutscoffeeme.bsky.social
I don't hate attention whores, I'm just jealous when they're better at it than I am.