MisterD
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I can't be the only one who wonders what crazy shit goes down on Sesame Street when they're not filming
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can't be the only one who wonders what crazy shit goes down on Sesame Street when they're not filming
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Please, you guys. I need some more diarrhea and boner jokes to get through the day.
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Please, you guys. I need some more diarrhea and boner jokes to get through the day.
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it’s always Schrödinger’s cat and never who’s cleaning Schrödinger’s cat poop box
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
it’s always Schrödinger’s cat and never who’s cleaning Schrödinger’s cat poop box
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If you ever disrespected me and I stayed calm about it. Don’t trust me. Because, I will fuck you up at the right time.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you ever disrespected me and I stayed calm about it. Don’t trust me. Because, I will fuck you up at the right time.
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At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company actually does
March 29, 2024 at 12:49 PM
At a job it takes me 2 or 3 years to become curious about what the company actually does
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I ate every meal at home this weekend so time to reward myself with a $200 clothing purchase
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I ate every meal at home this weekend so time to reward myself with a $200 clothing purchase
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(Happy Gilmore voice) somebody’s closer
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
(Happy Gilmore voice) somebody’s closer
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flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
flapjacks sounds like a perverse aerobic activity for two or more
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
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Spotted the Batmobile today.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Spotted the Batmobile today.
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trust your instincts
unless they suck
unless they suck
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
trust your instincts
unless they suck
unless they suck
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actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
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together we can conquer the world of warcraft
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
together we can conquer the world of warcraft
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
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having a wood chipper would be fun
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
having a wood chipper would be fun
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you smell like blueberries and sadness
wanna hang out?
wanna hang out?
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
you smell like blueberries and sadness
wanna hang out?
wanna hang out?
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
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I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
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Not to brag but I’m really good at minding my own business.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not to brag but I’m really good at minding my own business.
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It was when she called me a rural simpleton that I knew I would have to look up both those words.
December 2, 2024 at 8:22 AM
It was when she called me a rural simpleton that I knew I would have to look up both those words.
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You ever notice plans and rules are the same?... You wanna stick to them but you know they're meant to be broken
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You ever notice plans and rules are the same?... You wanna stick to them but you know they're meant to be broken
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You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
You ever notice plans and rules are the same?... You wanna stick to them but you know they're meant to be broken
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You ever notice plans and rules are the same?... You wanna stick to them but you know they're meant to be broken
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If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.