Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
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jez1.bsky.social
Protect the books
jez1.bsky.social
To read you is to know you. To know you is my life’s quiet joy
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stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I like having a literary friendbase. 🧐
So, who up whiffling they tulgey wood?
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Why buy the human when you can get the blood for free?

- gross vampires probably
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blairloudly.bsky.social
if you stay grumpy you dont have to get grumpy
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
jez1.bsky.social
Thanks Terry 🫶
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granttanaka.bsky.social
don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
My posts haven't been good this year or since 2015 really but you caught me at a bad time.
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
You're beautiful when you're angry at that other guy.
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steamymac.bsky.social
Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
What if all this time you were actually eating breaded fish dicks?
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable
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fulkery.bsky.social
Just running around mitigating shit
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pftompkins.bsky.social
I think if the Fantastic Four were real we would mostly find them disgusting
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kellalena.bsky.social
Pun like everything is intended.
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socialistboat.dad
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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runoldman.bsky.social
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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juiceticles.bsky.social
When large accounts repost me, I walk funny the next day
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juiceticles.bsky.social
I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre
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pamtoo.bsky.social
The well has been chlorinated. I have a hotel room in Michigan. The crow flies at midnight. The curderburger is back at Culver's.
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spleenly.bsky.social
Driving around with two ladders on my truck so you know someone's getting final destinationed.