Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
Badly wired
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Jez
@jez1.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Protect the books
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The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Kia season of new traditions just kicked off fucc yes
Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Over the river and through the woods to score all the drugs I can 🎶
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Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just added "bifocal curious" to my dating profile
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I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
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People who appreciate the print on your shirt are your people.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
People who appreciate the print on your shirt are your people.
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applying for the atomic priesthood
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
applying for the atomic priesthood
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Why don’t you? To clarify, why do you not? To be more specific, why not, do you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why don’t you? To clarify, why do you not? To be more specific, why not, do you?
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might start saying presto chango
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
might start saying presto chango
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*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
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I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I made myself a big cup of tea. It was chaigantic.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
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Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
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the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
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my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
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In the 90s, you could be fined or even jailed for not seeing Must-See TV
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
In the 90s, you could be fined or even jailed for not seeing Must-See TV
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night fries are the right fries
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
night fries are the right fries
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GUESS I'M HAVING ONE A.M. UNFROZEN PIZZA FOR DINNER
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
GUESS I'M HAVING ONE A.M. UNFROZEN PIZZA FOR DINNER
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I never actually felt welcome at the Hotel California.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I never actually felt welcome at the Hotel California.
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I got tired of pulling my card out of my bra every time I bought something. Now I just tap my boob against the scanner
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I got tired of pulling my card out of my bra every time I bought something. Now I just tap my boob against the scanner
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Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
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a lion doesn’t concern himself with an expiration date
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
a lion doesn’t concern himself with an expiration date
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.