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@shadowham.bsky.social
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
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🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
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Pinned
i wasn’t ignoring you, i’m just listening to the worms churning in the earth
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New year. Same eternal void.
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 PM
New year. Same eternal void.
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I just need cheese and quiet.
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I just need cheese and quiet.
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eating glue until I become the horse
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
eating glue until I become the horse
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There are two sides to every story.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
January 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
There are two sides to every story.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.
it’s difficult to concentrate when you’re not buried in mashed potatoes
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
it’s difficult to concentrate when you’re not buried in mashed potatoes
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Ok ok, 2026 is the same as the last few hundred years. We get it.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Ok ok, 2026 is the same as the last few hundred years. We get it.
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It’s rude that coffee doesn’t just brew itself and appear in front of me.
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It’s rude that coffee doesn’t just brew itself and appear in front of me.
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sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes
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donuts are just edible mood rings
May 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
donuts are just edible mood rings
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more like unlimited dreadsticks
July 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
more like unlimited dreadsticks
retreating to my cheese dungeon until further notice
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
retreating to my cheese dungeon until further notice
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It's like things aren't even cake anymore
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
It's like things aren't even cake anymore
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two cookies, i'm feeling crazy today
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
two cookies, i'm feeling crazy today
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the never ending empty
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
the never ending empty
i’m not picky, i’ll hop into any ol’ interdimensional gateway at this point
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
i’m not picky, i’ll hop into any ol’ interdimensional gateway at this point
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the feminine urge to untie the green ribbon that’s keeping my head attached to my neck
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the feminine urge to untie the green ribbon that’s keeping my head attached to my neck
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I need for there to be revenge.
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I need for there to be revenge.
from somewhere deep within the fridge i hear the discordant chants of the forgotten casserole
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
from somewhere deep within the fridge i hear the discordant chants of the forgotten casserole
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if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
who gives a shit. enjoy yourself and eat pancakes forever
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 AM
who gives a shit. enjoy yourself and eat pancakes forever
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i sure love to eat, to devour even
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 AM
i sure love to eat, to devour even
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Nobody has to be anywhere.
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Nobody has to be anywhere.
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I sleep with my door shut cause aint no ghost in the hallway finna peak at me
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I sleep with my door shut cause aint no ghost in the hallway finna peak at me
this is definitely the timeline with the most pee
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
this is definitely the timeline with the most pee