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@shadowham.bsky.social
🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
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🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
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Pinned
let the gravy just shower over you
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Suplexing a can of biscuits to get it open
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Suplexing a can of biscuits to get it open
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are people still buying houses with portals to hell in the basement
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
are people still buying houses with portals to hell in the basement
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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‼️⏰‼️BZZZZZZZZ Morsel time!
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
‼️⏰‼️BZZZZZZZZ Morsel time!
a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
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I will eat the bugs i will live in the people storage spaces
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I will eat the bugs i will live in the people storage spaces
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Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
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It’s just me, this giant wheel of cheese, & my cats against the world
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s just me, this giant wheel of cheese, & my cats against the world
mozzarella should be the name of a disney princess
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
mozzarella should be the name of a disney princess
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miss the simpler times when everyone just ate tide pods and stormed area 51
October 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
miss the simpler times when everyone just ate tide pods and stormed area 51
night fries are the right fries
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
night fries are the right fries
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Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care
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Easy fall recipes for disaster
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Easy fall recipes for disaster
when the loaded nachos take hold
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
when the loaded nachos take hold
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I found a candy in my bed & ate it & now I'm checking my bed for more candy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I found a candy in my bed & ate it & now I'm checking my bed for more candy.
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frantically googling ways to not think at all
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
frantically googling ways to not think at all
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tomorrow isn’t promised, drink their blood today
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
tomorrow isn’t promised, drink their blood today
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Fill your ears with cooked spaghetti. You will never feel more alive.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Fill your ears with cooked spaghetti. You will never feel more alive.
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Today is a good day for gravy practice. Whip up some test gravy to limber up for the big day.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today is a good day for gravy practice. Whip up some test gravy to limber up for the big day.
what kind of asshole gets taco bell delivered to an evil lair? oh ok nm that’s for me
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
what kind of asshole gets taco bell delivered to an evil lair? oh ok nm that’s for me
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i saw a ghost on my ring camera and it also took my package
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i saw a ghost on my ring camera and it also took my package
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House salad? I rather have the techno fries.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
House salad? I rather have the techno fries.
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oh to be lost in the sauce
December 24, 2024 at 5:32 PM
oh to be lost in the sauce
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take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
awaken the shadow gherkin
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
awaken the shadow gherkin