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𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 (Wahzhazhe) & ᏣᎳᎩ (Tsalagi)
✨Deadly AF & Minding My Indigenous Business✨
Bitch Ass Emo
Held together w/Spite & coffee
All original pics watermarked
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*gets out of bed to open window a little*

*gets back in bed under the electric blanket*

*gets head butted by some unknown creature with an ice cold nose*

*looks at temperature*

*gets out of bed to close window*
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Considering sending my upstairs neighbors letters for every insanely loud conversation I have to hear. Last night it was the lady screeching about Jesus/religion to someone on speakerphone. I think a little note with corrections for misquoted scripture is appropriate since I was forced to listen.
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m awake, screamy cat. Stop yelling at me. 😫
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reposted by 𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen
Look, I'm not saying I'm into anything, but I want a job where I'm routinely picked up by the crotch while being choked.

#wrestlesky
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“You're the most deceitful, horrible, sinful creature I ever saw, and I don't ever want to have anything to do with you again.”

Preach, Esther.
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Anyway…Marsh and I are going to snuggle under this blanket and finish watching Meet Me in St. Louis.

Interesting Fact: There are only 2 known actors/actresses from this film that are still alive, Tootie Smith (Margaret O’Brien) being the main one.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think I have the stack for each ear all laid out. Just need to commence with the poking. Which requires finding a place to get it done. So…it’ll take at least 10 years for me to decide. 😭
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Going to slather myself in voltaren and vicks to please the inner octogenarian.
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You had the N*zi beat the equivalent of Mr. America…I smell Remy.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This seems sus.

All of this for a tap out on Saturday night in DC? 🤨
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Excuse me.

What. The. Fuck.
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s date night, show me what you’re wearing
(I look like death right now, this was a few days ago)
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Umm…so, I’m watching tv through a VPN in the UK and I need to ask…WTF IS WITH THE TAMPAX SAVED MY VIBE COMMERCIAL?! 😭😭😭
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Alright. Time to FaceTime little bro for this Cena nonsense.
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I cannot think of 2 people I would rather hear less on my tv than Dick Vitale and Charles Barkley. Thank fuck there’s no chance of that ever being inflicted upon a game I’m watching.
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Christ in a crispy chrysler
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Jfc. He was moving his arm over and out of the way. If he wanted to hit the guy he’d have been moving toward him.
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Stfu. You literally got an imaginary call a minute ago when it should’ve been over the back. Quit shrieking like a banshee and get back in your box.
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m going to die. This game is going to kill me. Dead.
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This KU game is stressing me tf out and I’m high 😫
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I need an emotional support spruce.
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’m not too young for Life Alert, I think to myself as I rip the shower curtain down falling out of the tub again.
I’m not too young for Life Alert, I think to myself as I throw out my back putting on my socks.
Im not too young for Life Alert, I think to myself as I shovel the driveway
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I bought bagels (a while ago) and a brick of plain cream cheese. I’ve been slowly consuming them in various ways, fairly certain that I bought neither to be eaten in the manner in which they were being consumed. Imagine my shock when I found the package of gravad laks in the freezer and remembered 😭
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
GUYS IT’S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM