Just TurDucky 🦃🦆
@justducky.bsky.social
Kindness is the real punk rock. I am the terror that flaps in the night. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Here for banter and general shenanigans. Gimme a dollar. Originally from the 919, IYKYK
https://ngl.link/justducky2
https://ngl.link/justducky2
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A bit about me, since a lot of y’all don’t know me from the other place. I go by Ducky. I’m turning 50 in a little over 2 weeks. I’m divorced with 2 amazing sons, and a pretty decent ex wife. I’m an ally. I’ve been into comics and Doctor Who for longer than I care to remember. 1/
He ain’t wrong…
Beavers are endangered because of Brazilians.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
He ain’t wrong…
Frank Darabont’s “Babes In Toyland”
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Frank Darabont’s “Babes In Toyland”
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Walt Disney’s “Faces Of Death”
Werner Herzog’s “Annie”.
Sergio Leone’s “Miracle On 34th Street”
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Walt Disney’s “Faces Of Death”
Sergio Leone’s “Miracle On 34th Street”
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sergio Leone’s “Miracle On 34th Street”
Grandma' welcome home
You have
Been gone for far too long
Is this a dream, are You really back?
Let me help You out of the chair
Grandma'
Let me touch You, let me feel
Grandma' take a look
What do You think of the house and
The silvery moon?
We are going to repaint the front door
Soon
You have
Been gone for far too long
Is this a dream, are You really back?
Let me help You out of the chair
Grandma'
Let me touch You, let me feel
Grandma' take a look
What do You think of the house and
The silvery moon?
We are going to repaint the front door
Soon
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Grandma' welcome home
You have
Been gone for far too long
Is this a dream, are You really back?
Let me help You out of the chair
Grandma'
Let me touch You, let me feel
Grandma' take a look
What do You think of the house and
The silvery moon?
We are going to repaint the front door
Soon
You have
Been gone for far too long
Is this a dream, are You really back?
Let me help You out of the chair
Grandma'
Let me touch You, let me feel
Grandma' take a look
What do You think of the house and
The silvery moon?
We are going to repaint the front door
Soon
Is this thing on?
a man with a beard and a w logo on his shirt
Alt: a man with a beard and a w logo on his shirt
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Is this thing on?
This email could’ve been a note tied to a duck’s leg. Then I could’ve kept the duck.
this email could’ve been a message in a bottle
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This email could’ve been a note tied to a duck’s leg. Then I could’ve kept the duck.
What? Being a dork? Yeah, it just comes naturally.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What? Being a dork? Yeah, it just comes naturally.
One cool thing about taking off the week of Thanksgiving is that I get to watch the college basketball holiday tournament games that are on during the day.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
One cool thing about taking off the week of Thanksgiving is that I get to watch the college basketball holiday tournament games that are on during the day.
It’s me. I’m that one friend.
We all have that one friend who runs naked through Red Lobster swinging nunchucks
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s me. I’m that one friend.
What I’m wearing to BlueSky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
What I’m wearing to BlueSky rehab
Biscuit & grits run!
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Biscuit & grits run!
It’s The Clap, Charlie Brown
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s The Clap, Charlie Brown
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
They’re not under me either.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They’re not under me either.
I’m a solid -12 on a good day.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m a solid -12 on a good day.
November is me in my underwear reading Krakoa era X-Men comics and eating Pop Tarts seductively.
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
November is me in my underwear reading Krakoa era X-Men comics and eating Pop Tarts seductively.
Home for a couple of days! Had an awesome birthday weekend with the Ducklings!
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Home for a couple of days! Had an awesome birthday weekend with the Ducklings!
My oldest living relative (my 93 year old aunt!) just called to wish me a happy birthday. She’s still a spitfire at 93!
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My oldest living relative (my 93 year old aunt!) just called to wish me a happy birthday. She’s still a spitfire at 93!
