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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady

@thebeardidlady.bsky.social

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Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter. By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it. Rage, rage against the lying of the right Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · Sep 5

I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 1h

I liked to hold up the box my copy came in, with it's picture of a hulking, muscular warrior on it, if anyone asked what I'd be doing at the weekend, and say, "I'll be rimming the sky."

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 1h

Well, how nice!

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 1h

Ha! I just read that Richard Tice describes efforts to neutralise the UK’s fossil fuel emissions as “the most costly self-inflicted wound in modern British history”.

Really, Dick? Really? You can't think of a more costly self-inflicted wound?

I can. I'll give you a hint. Ends with "exit".

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 4h

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18h

Welcome to Just Desserts where we only serve desserts and their quality is determined by the content of your character

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 5h

Putting the quiche into Ke$ha

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Tycer @tycer.bsky.social · 5h

Unpopular opinion: I really hate it when people are late.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 5h

I can think of many people I would really like to be late, as in "the late <insert name>".

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 6h

when i have an orgasm
a flag that says "cum"
shoots out of my penis

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 5h

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 7h

Climate change is so bad that even the wind of change is blowing in the wrong direction.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you! I was very pleased with myself when I first came up with it.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

My crowning achievement was when I first entered this world during my vaginal birth.

Haven't crowned since.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 6h

Two, the light is deemed to be on from the moment they start screwing, and if at the end of things the bulb doesn't seem to work, law enforcement will arrest the woman for deliberately causing the light to go out.

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 6h

Got myself a trophy wife.

Shortly after the wedding she started wasting away.

When filling the order form, I should have taken more care with the spacing.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · Apr 4

"OMG, you've clearly had a hard wife."

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 6h

Not at all - it complements the hint of anguish in the eyes. 😜

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 16h

Smouldering

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 16h

I have multiple items around my home which are either exactly as depicted here or very close to it, so I'm good for it whenever the day arrives.

As chance would have it, I was rummaging through the main collection of such things this evening, and had several "ooh, I'd forgotten about that" moments.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 16h

I just had a neighbor ask "how are you." The social negotiation required to produce a concise, non-committal answer has depleted my energy for the next two fiscal quarters.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3d

[flirting] so youre into average joes well im mid af baby

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 17h

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 16h

As easy as this is to believe, the article on snopes about it would suggest that almost none of the names or details mentioned here are genuine.

Once the Epstein files get released I'm sure there will be a real list of real victims, but I'd rather wait until then to avoid diluting their impact.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 22h

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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