Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Pinned
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!
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i could draw a sideways eight forever
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i could draw a sideways eight forever
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
I took a screenshot?
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I took a screenshot?
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
I screenshotted?
I screenshat?
Yes, I'll go with that one.
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Autocorrect has singularly failed to make me a better driver.
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Autocorrect has singularly failed to make me a better driver.
My phone keyboard is always trying to express my thoughts better than I do. Maybe I should turn off auto-compete.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
My phone keyboard is always trying to express my thoughts better than I do. Maybe I should turn off auto-compete.
For me, it's not December without The Carpenters.
Listening to songs by Karen and Richard.
Celebrating the new baby of Joseph and Mary.
Listening to songs by Karen and Richard.
Celebrating the new baby of Joseph and Mary.
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
For me, it's not December without The Carpenters.
Listening to songs by Karen and Richard.
Celebrating the new baby of Joseph and Mary.
Listening to songs by Karen and Richard.
Celebrating the new baby of Joseph and Mary.
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Don’t you just hate it when the shower curtain keeps sticking to your bare arse? Worst trip to Sainsbury’s ever.
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Don’t you just hate it when the shower curtain keeps sticking to your bare arse? Worst trip to Sainsbury’s ever.
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Why did they call them cowardly internet trolls and not 'clickinshits'
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Why did they call them cowardly internet trolls and not 'clickinshits'
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"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"If you love something, set it free."
*farts*
*farts*
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[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
Poor Holly has been eviscerated again because once again someone misread the instructions and now the halls are decked with her bowels.
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Poor Holly has been eviscerated again because once again someone misread the instructions and now the halls are decked with her bowels.
I'm not yet enlightened enough to have learned how to get myself enthundered.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm not yet enlightened enough to have learned how to get myself enthundered.
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They’re talking about marauding beavers on PBS Kids where my Christofascists at
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They’re talking about marauding beavers on PBS Kids where my Christofascists at
Add miniature cheeses to your wooden board of cured meats and cornichons to make it a chareallycuterie board.
Like and subscribe for other Princess Kate level recipe and party tips.
Like and subscribe for other Princess Kate level recipe and party tips.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Add miniature cheeses to your wooden board of cured meats and cornichons to make it a chareallycuterie board.
Like and subscribe for other Princess Kate level recipe and party tips.
Like and subscribe for other Princess Kate level recipe and party tips.
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spaghetti squash just straight flexing on other vegetables like, don’t fuck with me, i can be noodles
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
spaghetti squash just straight flexing on other vegetables like, don’t fuck with me, i can be noodles
Youth pastor is much easier to spell then paedophile.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Youth pastor is much easier to spell then paedophile.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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Trump winning the First Annual FIFA Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Trump winning the First Annual FIFA Peace Prize
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Unfollowers; take me with you.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Unfollowers; take me with you.
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I hope the movie of my life doesn't have ads
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I hope the movie of my life doesn't have ads
Accidentally bought a gluten free sandwich, and learned why people with coeliac disease eat salads.
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Accidentally bought a gluten free sandwich, and learned why people with coeliac disease eat salads.
I'm sorry, but you snooze - you lose.
And you snost.
And you snost.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I'm sorry, but you snooze - you lose.
And you snost.
And you snost.
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Just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on!
I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on!
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on!
I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on!
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The Star Wars memes will continue until morale improves.
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Star Wars memes will continue until morale improves.