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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady

@thebeardidlady.bsky.social

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Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter. By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it. Rage, rage against the lying of the right Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · Sep 5

I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I've info on the fetish scene, on drag, and on Pride festivals
I know the queens of history, and I quote their words rhetorical
From Oscar Wilde to Quentin Crisp, it's quite phantasmagorical!

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 8h

Smouldering

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 8h

I have multiple items around my home which are either exactly as depicted here or very close to it, so I'm good for it whenever the day arrives.

As chance would have it, I was rummaging through the main collection of such things this evening, and had several "ooh, I'd forgotten about that" moments.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 9h

I just had a neighbor ask "how are you." The social negotiation required to produce a concise, non-committal answer has depleted my energy for the next two fiscal quarters.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

Often random people approach me to ask why I make up stories about random people approaching me

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3d

[flirting] so youre into average joes well im mid af baby

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 9h

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 9h

As easy as this is to believe, the article on snopes about it would suggest that almost none of the names or details mentioned here are genuine.

Once the Epstein files get released I'm sure there will be a real list of real victims, but I'd rather wait until then to avoid diluting their impact.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 15h

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 16h

OnlyFans is indeed serious business.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 16h

(I'm imagining pups all over the world reading this and getting rock hard 😈)

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 21h

Planning to see "I swear" this weekend. I imagine it won't be long before "spunk for milk" will be a popular catchphrase in my locale.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 3d

You know that feeling when your alarm goes off, and all you want to do is pull the door back over your tomb and sleep for a couple hundred years?

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 22h

English, in this case, definitely English.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

many adolescents go through a phase of shoplifting. Fortunately, adolescents tend to be quite weak and shops tend to be really heavy

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 23h

It's also a good time of year for lairs. I'm retreating to mine.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 23h

Or maybe it was all my fault. I lived in NZ from 2000 - 2005, and visited many parts of the country during those years. I wasn't deliberately spreading the word, but I was so culturally saturated with them, maybe it just oozed out of me.

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 23h

"Honest, we won't just steal your money again this time. *smirk*"

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 23h

I hope I haven't broken the "no spoilers" rule. I'd just woken up.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 23h

I'm now very uncomfortable with the lyric "ICE, ICE, baby".

Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 23h

You're a very good boy. And a clever, clever boy.

Who's a good boy, eh? Who's a good boy?

You are! Yes you are!

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 1d

PJ & Duncan. Ah, more innocent times.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 1d

Biker Grove.

My mum was embarrassingly fond of "Let's get ready to rumble".

They had a sketch comedy show for a while which reminded me of The Monkeys, and had some surprisingly subversive, genuinely funny content.

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 2d

Keep Dolly Parton in your heart tonight
If you pray include her in your prayers
Apparently she's having some serious health issues
She's always been a force for good
and a beacon of love & kindness in song
The world (and especially America) needs her more than ever
in these challenging times RS

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