Corduroy Cheddar
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
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I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt
To me the hand heart gesture means balls
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
To me the hand heart gesture means balls
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My phone: should I open this document in Word?
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My phone: should I open this document in Word?
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.
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ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ask not for whom the butt holes it holes for thee
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Went to an exhibition this weekend of a great Dutch painter: Jan Mankes (1889-1920). He's not very well known, so I feel a need to share his work here because it's magnificent.
August 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Went to an exhibition this weekend of a great Dutch painter: Jan Mankes (1889-1920). He's not very well known, so I feel a need to share his work here because it's magnificent.
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Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
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They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
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"I'm still punk," I lament as I write feeling sad that my favorite grocery store is closing.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"I'm still punk," I lament as I write feeling sad that my favorite grocery store is closing.
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Climb into bed with me and I shall regale you both up and down with epic stories of how I bravely trimmed my toenails
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Climb into bed with me and I shall regale you both up and down with epic stories of how I bravely trimmed my toenails
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please unmute me i have something else to say
*armpit farts
*armpit farts
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
please unmute me i have something else to say
*armpit farts
*armpit farts
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Don’t make me thumbs up react you
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Don’t make me thumbs up react you
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me: *crying*
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
me: *crying*
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
the cat: this sounds like a you problem
Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Point taken. It's mine now. Please continue your pointless life.
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Who called it "having sex with an unmarried woman" and not "being mislaid"?
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Who called it "having sex with an unmarried woman" and not "being mislaid"?
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
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Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Be yourself. But also, double-check with people first.
Tosca doesn't understand why it's called a laptop
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Tosca doesn't understand why it's called a laptop
Tosca has been very ill (emergency visit to the vet, where we had to leave her for a drip, forced feeding and monitoring) but she's back and doing great now!
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tosca has been very ill (emergency visit to the vet, where we had to leave her for a drip, forced feeding and monitoring) but she's back and doing great now!
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
Unfortunately now Argon is not feeling well (when it rains it pours), but he should feel better soon too.
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unclench your buttocks
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
unclench your buttocks
If someone would make a movie of all of your shitposts, people would say that the shitposts were better
~ comforting thought of the day
~ comforting thought of the day
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
If someone would make a movie of all of your shitposts, people would say that the shitposts were better
~ comforting thought of the day
~ comforting thought of the day
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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guillotines are underrated as a headache removal tool
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
guillotines are underrated as a headache removal tool
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it