Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
· Dec 9
You can’t tell me to make ‘myself at home’ and then get weirded out if I take off my pants and cry in the kitchen. That’s not how that works.
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The Silence of the Lambda Lambda Lambda
January 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The Silence of the Lambda Lambda Lambda
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*fake-wrecks my car in front of your house every time it snows just tryna get Misery’d*
January 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
*fake-wrecks my car in front of your house every time it snows just tryna get Misery’d*
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the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
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Want me in secret, but subskeet me a sign: A Bluesky Romance
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Want me in secret, but subskeet me a sign: A Bluesky Romance
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Existence is more of a dry heat.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Existence is more of a dry heat.
me entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
me entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
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Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.
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Tell your penis I said thanks
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Tell your penis I said thanks
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Ordered calamari at Olive Garden and they gave me deep fried Nike wristbands
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Ordered calamari at Olive Garden and they gave me deep fried Nike wristbands
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Sneezed with a butt plug in, so now I gotta find a new lamp on Amazon.
July 16, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Sneezed with a butt plug in, so now I gotta find a new lamp on Amazon.
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*pulls away from kissing*
What do you mean George Clooney was your favorite Batman?
What do you mean George Clooney was your favorite Batman?
July 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
*pulls away from kissing*
What do you mean George Clooney was your favorite Batman?
What do you mean George Clooney was your favorite Batman?
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me 55 times and then I’m done.
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Fool me once shame on you, fool me 55 times and then I’m done.
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Sorry I’m late and regret coming
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sorry I’m late and regret coming
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The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
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Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Teach your child to swim, as someday they might be required to post through their tears.
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There should be a zoo experience where you try to outdrink a panda
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
There should be a zoo experience where you try to outdrink a panda
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Few things are as embarrassing as having to sign my name with my finger
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Few things are as embarrassing as having to sign my name with my finger
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might start saying “twinning” at the urinal trough
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
might start saying “twinning” at the urinal trough
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I’m not taking the duct tape off unless you tell me you missed me too
December 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I’m not taking the duct tape off unless you tell me you missed me too
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
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Me: *standing in your driveway in front of a 1976 Monte Carlo holding a boombox over my head that’s playing Don Henley’s 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 because I don’t have a Malibu and I couldn’t find my Peter Gabriel tape*
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Me: *standing in your driveway in front of a 1976 Monte Carlo holding a boombox over my head that’s playing Don Henley’s 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 because I don’t have a Malibu and I couldn’t find my Peter Gabriel tape*
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me? caring about you??? pshh. ha. oh ho ho. yeah right. what, me? no, YOU'RE obsessed with me. yeah. please agree with me i will kill myself if i dont get your approval
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
me? caring about you??? pshh. ha. oh ho ho. yeah right. what, me? no, YOU'RE obsessed with me. yeah. please agree with me i will kill myself if i dont get your approval
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Let me say sweet things to you, mfer
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Let me say sweet things to you, mfer
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I’m going to annoy you until you like like me
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m going to annoy you until you like like me