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Forrest Plump

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social

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Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is a jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2h

💅

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

was it really? Fuck yessssss

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

SO WE’RE SMOKING ROCK NOW, IN AND OUT OF LOCKDOWN, I AINT GOT A JOB NOW

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

I swear to god if somebody actually understands this

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

Them: WWJD

Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 3h

Farted out a lung

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 3h

asking for my jersey mikes sub “uncircumcised”

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

🫡❤️

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 3h

Well, aren't you a little ray of depression pitch black

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 3h

Tired of actually helping? Try prayer

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

a man in a black shirt with the word ghosted written on the bottom

ALT: a man in a black shirt with the word ghosted written on the bottom

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10h

Lars von Trier’s Forrest Gump

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve decided to stop shitting my pants.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

lol it’s always the dorkiest idiots saying this

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

Bro, we just got DLY back. We can’t lose you for comments like this.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

YOU AND ME BOTH. I need to just get back offline for a couple more weeks probably.

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

For real though… I desperately need a swan lift, airport hug, forehead kiss, or maybe just a lobotomy today.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

Prescription-strength swan lifts

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 3h

feeling Baby, I could really go for a swan lift today

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 3h

feeling Baby, I could really go for a swan lift today

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 3h

Fruit by the Fart, now with 30% more toot per foot

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 4h

today my therapist told me that i need to do a better job at letting things go.

in other news, i have an appointment with a new therapist tomorrow. so excited!

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 4h

My crazy ex decided if she couldn't have me, that was fine with her.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

“It’s not a competition”

- losers

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Nichole Hiltz @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 3h

Still waiting for the ghost of Patrick Swayze to hold me from behind so he can get up behind me.

Just kidding; I don’t bang ghosts 😁

Am I doing this joke right?

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 3h

Still waiting for the ghost of Patrick Swayze to hold me from behind so I can open a jar of pickles

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 17h

Still waiting for the ghost of Patrick Swayze to hold me from behind so I can get this remote deposit capture.

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