Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is a jerk
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
Laid back on my porch and witnessed the prettiest meteor showers for three nights in a row - thought of @ehhjax.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Laid back on my porch and witnessed the prettiest meteor showers for three nights in a row - thought of @ehhjax.bsky.social
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It's the little things, like leaving work early, grabbing some takeout, and eating it in your car while parked by the river with a view
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's the little things, like leaving work early, grabbing some takeout, and eating it in your car while parked by the river with a view
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there's a heart under these boobs, just so you know
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
there's a heart under these boobs, just so you know
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[me] sure, I'll make sure to do that!
[narrator] she will not be doing that.
[narrator] she will not be doing that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
[me] sure, I'll make sure to do that!
[narrator] she will not be doing that.
[narrator] she will not be doing that.
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perhaps in another lifetime I hit you with my car.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
perhaps in another lifetime I hit you with my car.
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unfortunately my love is not finite
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
unfortunately my love is not finite
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if you have a crush on me, that will go away once you get to know me
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
if you have a crush on me, that will go away once you get to know me
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how many more signs
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
how many more signs
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Is epcot real or like a movie? White people mention it a lot and I have no idea and I refuse to look it up
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is epcot real or like a movie? White people mention it a lot and I have no idea and I refuse to look it up
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chimichangas don’t have chimichurri sauce and i feel we should do something about that
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chimichangas don’t have chimichurri sauce and i feel we should do something about that
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I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was having an episode but skipped ahead. Already seen that one.
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The Howling 7: Dirty Dances With Wolves
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Howling 7: Dirty Dances With Wolves
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anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
anybody know the cutoff when kmart puts your layaway back
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i can’t figure out your air fryer, please respond
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
i can’t figure out your air fryer, please respond
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who up astral projecting
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
who up astral projecting
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Not to brag but I don’t need an election to be excluded from family holiday dinners.
November 6, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Not to brag but I don’t need an election to be excluded from family holiday dinners.
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*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
April 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*
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I bet when squirrel teens fight with their parents, they’re like “YOU’RE THE REASON DAD RAN IN THAT ROAD”
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I bet when squirrel teens fight with their parents, they’re like “YOU’RE THE REASON DAD RAN IN THAT ROAD”
You’re the puddle just after a fresh pair of socks
You’re the toothpaste just after the orange juice.
You are the milk skin on a reheated cup of coffee
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You’re the puddle just after a fresh pair of socks
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Ran into someone from work and confidently called them by the wrong name.
If you need me, I’ll be living in the ocean.
If you need me, I’ll be living in the ocean.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ran into someone from work and confidently called them by the wrong name.
If you need me, I’ll be living in the ocean.
If you need me, I’ll be living in the ocean.
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Just a tiny speck in the whole universe having horrible diarrhea
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just a tiny speck in the whole universe having horrible diarrhea
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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If you ever disrespected me and I stayed calm about it. Don’t trust me. Because, I will fuck you up at the right time.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you ever disrespected me and I stayed calm about it. Don’t trust me. Because, I will fuck you up at the right time.