Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is a jerk
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
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me entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
me entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
once again I’m asking you to keep your sports out of my shitposts
January 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
once again I’m asking you to keep your sports out of my shitposts
My two personalities
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
My two personalities
describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
describe your Bluesky account in a single image
I ate country fried chicken and waffles with sausage gravy yesterday and the waffles were made of stuffing and no I didn’t die and go to heaven
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I ate country fried chicken and waffles with sausage gravy yesterday and the waffles were made of stuffing and no I didn’t die and go to heaven
Got me in my feelings in the first half
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Got me in my feelings in the first half
After two and a half months, I’m back with my beloved. The kids smuggled him into the hotel for me.
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
After two and a half months, I’m back with my beloved. The kids smuggled him into the hotel for me.
My $15 airport beer. Happy fuckin’ holidays, yall
December 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My $15 airport beer. Happy fuckin’ holidays, yall
It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME
The only photographic evidence that I sang for church. I’d get super nervous if friends or family watched me, so I always made them sit in the back.
The only photographic evidence that I sang for church. I’d get super nervous if friends or family watched me, so I always made them sit in the back.
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME
The only photographic evidence that I sang for church. I’d get super nervous if friends or family watched me, so I always made them sit in the back.
The only photographic evidence that I sang for church. I’d get super nervous if friends or family watched me, so I always made them sit in the back.
I got my car back and the guys that worked on the radiator hose never charged me for the other two days of labor. They also fixed my bumper that was hanging off for free.
I’m never leaving NC ever. Even if there’s a fire.
I’m never leaving NC ever. Even if there’s a fire.
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I got my car back and the guys that worked on the radiator hose never charged me for the other two days of labor. They also fixed my bumper that was hanging off for free.
I’m never leaving NC ever. Even if there’s a fire.
I’m never leaving NC ever. Even if there’s a fire.
Good morning to everybody except my boss who thought it was funny to put this on overhead system
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Good morning to everybody except my boss who thought it was funny to put this on overhead system
I’m never leaving. The way I can’t stop laughing right now
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’m never leaving. The way I can’t stop laughing right now
You will pay for your sins btw
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You will pay for your sins btw
This strain is Sherb Cream Pie lol
December 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This strain is Sherb Cream Pie lol
Watching him walk away be like
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Watching him walk away be like
FRIEND: you need to let it go
ME:
ME:
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
FRIEND: you need to let it go
ME:
ME:
Fuck it. Let’s live-tweet my first night on Hinge bc Tinder is the devil
First up: whatever this is with Caleb
First up: whatever this is with Caleb
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Fuck it. Let’s live-tweet my first night on Hinge bc Tinder is the devil
First up: whatever this is with Caleb
First up: whatever this is with Caleb
My radiator hose blew yesterday while I was dropping off my daughter back off in Georgia but you know what else happened?
I saw a herd of elk at Great Smoky National Park, went to the most magical dispensary on the planet, and then ate a bomb ass dinner with my 30+ year platonic life partner
I saw a herd of elk at Great Smoky National Park, went to the most magical dispensary on the planet, and then ate a bomb ass dinner with my 30+ year platonic life partner
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My radiator hose blew yesterday while I was dropping off my daughter back off in Georgia but you know what else happened?
I saw a herd of elk at Great Smoky National Park, went to the most magical dispensary on the planet, and then ate a bomb ass dinner with my 30+ year platonic life partner
I saw a herd of elk at Great Smoky National Park, went to the most magical dispensary on the planet, and then ate a bomb ass dinner with my 30+ year platonic life partner
I hate all of this.
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I hate all of this.
How I feel leaving someone on read vs. how I feel when I’m left on read
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
How I feel leaving someone on read vs. how I feel when I’m left on read