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First date idea: we get into a knife fight
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Telling my magic 8 ball to tell your magic 8 ball I need attention today
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Telling my magic 8 ball to tell your magic 8 ball I need attention today
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Just try being someone else
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Just try being someone else
-me as a therapist
-me as a therapist
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i’ve been thinking about you
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
i’ve been thinking about you
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*to everyone who has today off*
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
*to everyone who has today off*
WAKE UP!
WAKE UP!
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I’m running for mayor of Roku city this town doesn’t have a Popeyes and I aim to change that
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I’m running for mayor of Roku city this town doesn’t have a Popeyes and I aim to change that
Sorry i replied to your email with my magic 8ball
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Sorry i replied to your email with my magic 8ball
Adulthood is just complaining about Monday until you die
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Adulthood is just complaining about Monday until you die
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the answer to most things in my life is: I’m a dumbass
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
the answer to most things in my life is: I’m a dumbass
After care (mozzarella sticks)
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
After care (mozzarella sticks)
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Never share this post.
January 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Never share this post.
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Yeah, I’ll rearrange your guts babe (takes you to taco bell)
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Yeah, I’ll rearrange your guts babe (takes you to taco bell)
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When he says he’s gonna rearrange your guts but it’s because he plans to feed you Spam.
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
When he says he’s gonna rearrange your guts but it’s because he plans to feed you Spam.
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If you don't feel like you need to shower afterwards you didn't do it right (eating loaded nachos)
January 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If you don't feel like you need to shower afterwards you didn't do it right (eating loaded nachos)
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I need someone to recalibrate my skeleton and pull my muscles like taffy
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I need someone to recalibrate my skeleton and pull my muscles like taffy
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I excel at saying two words at the same time.
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I excel at saying two words at the same time.
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I’m not late. I took the scenic route back to myself.
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m not late. I took the scenic route back to myself.
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being everyone’s least favorite poster has its benefits
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
being everyone’s least favorite poster has its benefits
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Drinking game. With coffee.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Drinking game. With coffee.
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I googled my symptoms and it looks like rigor mortis is setting in. I hope it’s just the 24 hour kind.
January 18, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I googled my symptoms and it looks like rigor mortis is setting in. I hope it’s just the 24 hour kind.
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nipples are the eyes of the chest
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
nipples are the eyes of the chest
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“choke me in the shallow water before i get too deep”
*flirts with fountain of youth*
*flirts with fountain of youth*
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“choke me in the shallow water before i get too deep”
*flirts with fountain of youth*
*flirts with fountain of youth*
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I think everybody in Seattle should get laid tonight.
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I think everybody in Seattle should get laid tonight.