Pinned
First date idea: we get into a knife fight
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I googled my symptoms and it looks like rigor mortis is setting in. I hope it’s just the 24 hour kind.
January 18, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I googled my symptoms and it looks like rigor mortis is setting in. I hope it’s just the 24 hour kind.
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nipples are the eyes of the chest
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
nipples are the eyes of the chest
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“choke me in the shallow water before i get too deep”
*flirts with fountain of youth*
*flirts with fountain of youth*
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
“choke me in the shallow water before i get too deep”
*flirts with fountain of youth*
*flirts with fountain of youth*
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I think everybody in Seattle should get laid tonight.
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I think everybody in Seattle should get laid tonight.
Sunday scaries, but it’s just me posting thirst
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Sunday scaries, but it’s just me posting thirst
That is disturbing…I’m in
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
That is disturbing…I’m in
Wake up babe, it’s time to overthink all our decisions
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Wake up babe, it’s time to overthink all our decisions
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I'm complicated like instructions in a different language.
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I'm complicated like instructions in a different language.
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Stop bleeding for people who never knew you were injured.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Stop bleeding for people who never knew you were injured.
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we go together like boners
and gray sweatpants
and gray sweatpants
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
we go together like boners
and gray sweatpants
and gray sweatpants
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Enamoured by your solidarity and back pain
January 18, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Enamoured by your solidarity and back pain
Shoutout to everyone hard of hearing
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Shoutout to everyone hard of hearing
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I'm tired of people thinking I know anything or want to learn
January 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I'm tired of people thinking I know anything or want to learn
I have resting my back hurts face
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I have resting my back hurts face
It’s ok, nobody knows me irl either
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It’s ok, nobody knows me irl either
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Not everyone is going to find you funny and neither am I
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Not everyone is going to find you funny and neither am I
not feeling it today and I don’t even know what it is
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
not feeling it today and I don’t even know what it is
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The Universe finds a way.
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The Universe finds a way.
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i put the flu in influence
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
i put the flu in influence
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gumbo is spanish for gumby
January 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
gumbo is spanish for gumby
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You have no idea what's going on and I like that
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
You have no idea what's going on and I like that
Stick around, I can disappoint you so much more
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Stick around, I can disappoint you so much more
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I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
I’m in a competition with my neighbor to see who can leave their lights up the longest
January 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I’m in a competition with my neighbor to see who can leave their lights up the longest
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Like AND repost, pussies
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Like AND repost, pussies