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gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
K Special
@gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
I just be sayin stuff

trying to make the most of it all,
one skeet at a time

all my glory:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
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just my astro 🪐 stuff:
@kspacestuff.bsky.social
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My special talent is carefully going over each skeet 12 times to find all grammar mistakes and typos before hitting post…and fucking it up regardless

I’m a real prize
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please nestle me between your buttercream pumpkins
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Let me just go ahead and delete that
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Getting my fingers tangled in your hair would fix me…
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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The stars, will they ever cease to dance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I wish I could travel back in time to pelt Isaac Newton with different kinds of fruit to see if that inspires any other theories.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I can't wait for grandma's baked microplastics casserole and famous forever chemical gravy 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
kraft mac n cheese has as much leftover potential as mcdonalds french fries
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Beavers are endangered because of Brazilians.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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get over her

-mk’s scorpion as a therapist
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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*I open my trench coat to reveal another trench coat. I open that one to reveal another and another and another. My body is all trench coat. It's the ancient curse of the trench coat*
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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if you really loved me you’d let me touch it while you drive
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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My game is like 98% shame.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
ALT: a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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My toxic trait is needing to eat the flavor dust and chip crumbs out of the bottom of the bag, even if I know I'll make a mess in the process.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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i'm not gross i'm just lazy
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m just a lovedrunk slut
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If I could just make certain parts of my life go faster, I could finally focus on what really matters
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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be happy for others, there’s room for all
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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just so ya know… the collective noun I use when I’m talking to my spouse about you guys is “my skeethearts”
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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i do not care about follower count, i just want everyone to think i’m hot and funny and relatable
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM