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@gimmethekspecial.bsky.social

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I’m delightful. Just ask me Free samples: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm Just my 🪐 astro🌙 stuff: @kspacestuff.bsky.social

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · Sep 9

Imagine sex with me

Nope, more metronome

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 3h

Wild.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 4h

When they leave for mastodon, we get to split their dopamine

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

For my midlife crisis I’m either going to learn to play the drums or have a threesome. Maybe both.

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

Slap some cheeks like you’re playing the bongos ✅✅

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

In like third grade, Mariah Hull flashed me her prepubescent tits in the middle of class and I still don’t even know why

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

In first grade, Billy Hollister called them ‘doots.’

Good to finally get that off my chest after 50 years.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5h

plagiarizing the last 15 years of simpsons jokes because nobody’s ever heard them

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

☺️

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 6h

I see you reposted me. Is it because your wife is out of town?

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 6h

upon my death i request to be placed in a clawfoot tub filled with marshmallows and suspended over a fire so people can make s’mores out of me

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 7h

Being weird for the sheer joy of it

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 7h

My plague is bubonic and my anxiety is chronic

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

💀🤣

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h

I’m not saying I’m lonely or anything but I just ate a banana for the shape rather than the taste

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

You can whisper it to me…I’ll still be around. My goal is to be the last one standing when the lights go out on bsky 😄

gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

Yep imma have to let more people into my skircle to replace those who abandoned us Lol

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 8h

I swear to gawd I spend more time looking for a fucking movie than actually watching a movie.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 9h

The attention whore in me sees the attention whore in you.

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 4h

No sense in breaking the streak now

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 5h

Brilliant!

gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 5h

If I never had to sleep, I would just drink coffee all day long

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 10h

I like and repost because I love you

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 11h

Scientifically proven 👆

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 18h

It’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle so I decided to have an ongoing crisis

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1d

British people be like “I bot yew a fokin vape innit”

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