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K Special
@gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
I just be sayin stuff

trying to make the most of it all,
one skeet at a time

all my glory:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
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just my astro 🪐 stuff:
@kspacestuff.bsky.social
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My special talent is carefully going over each skeet 12 times to find all grammar mistakes and typos before hitting post…and fucking it up regardless

I’m a real prize
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you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll vomit, you’ll wish you were dead ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉ ᵐʸ ⁿᵘᵈᵉˢ
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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If not coping mechanism, then why coping mechanism-shaped?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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[basting the turkey]

Everything reminds me of him
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Anyone else just want to hike to the top of a mountain and scream:
"WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVERRRRRR!!!!!"
?? Just me ??
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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We all have that one friend who runs naked through Red Lobster swinging nunchucks
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Them: you seem very unsettled and irritated

Me: nope, that’s just my normal face
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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building a time machine to go forward far enough to see if this post will be a banger
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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what a horrible, horrible night to not have Bagel Bites in my freezer. just horrible.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Strangeness is afoot. Weird shit is doing wonky stuff all willy nilly like
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Eating salad with a soup spoon, in case you were wondering how I’m doing.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Our holiday tradition is we tell our grandkids that bad kids get sent to the North Pole, are turned into elves, and forced into slave labor to make toys for a year.

It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.

All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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You ever just want to spend all your time with someone?
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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If they’re on your mind,
tell them.
September 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I'd drop everything to be able to spend time with you, no questions asked
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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You may think I'm smiling but I'm really just baring my teeth!
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Hey y'all. I've started a gofundme for some hospital bills I have from an er visit. If you can help I'll be eternally grateful. Thank you. Ilu ❤️

gofund.me/ceb557684
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to tread water in the shallow end
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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My favorite childhood toy was a plug socket. Perhaps that’s why I don’t recall much of my childhood.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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taking a break from life

*falls asleep
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM