Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
@yippyskippy.bsky.social
Just a regular human shitposter.
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Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.
Getting my fingers tangled in your hair would fix me…
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Getting my fingers tangled in your hair would fix me…
You can lead a man to water but he’ll just spray it on your chest for a cheap thrill.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You can lead a man to water but he’ll just spray it on your chest for a cheap thrill.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
Settling into my cozy nighttime routine by dimming the lights, putting on some soft music, and curling up with a steaming hot mug of mashed potatoes.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Settling into my cozy nighttime routine by dimming the lights, putting on some soft music, and curling up with a steaming hot mug of mashed potatoes.
Drunk and trolling for hot moms at Target, as is tradition.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Drunk and trolling for hot moms at Target, as is tradition.
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Take a penny leave a penny but for positive vibes
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Take a penny leave a penny but for positive vibes
Plotting to steal the pecan pie from the Thanksgiving table so I can eat it by myself with a pot of coffee on Friday morning.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Plotting to steal the pecan pie from the Thanksgiving table so I can eat it by myself with a pot of coffee on Friday morning.
Bought her a new vibrator that was powered by AI and it kept trying to force itself into her mouth
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bought her a new vibrator that was powered by AI and it kept trying to force itself into her mouth
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The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
Get on your knees and apologize to her properly, you fool.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Get on your knees and apologize to her properly, you fool.
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Pulled a nostril hair that was attached directly to my sneeze box.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pulled a nostril hair that was attached directly to my sneeze box.
Tacklefuck over the arm of the couch and chill?
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Tacklefuck over the arm of the couch and chill?
Preheat your electric blanket for six hours prior to your mid-day mental breakdown so you’ll be warm and toasty while sobbing into your pillow.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Preheat your electric blanket for six hours prior to your mid-day mental breakdown so you’ll be warm and toasty while sobbing into your pillow.
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Be a little early, don’t wanna be late
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Be a little early, don’t wanna be late
Eating Thanksgiving leftovers for lunch like a friggin time traveler
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Eating Thanksgiving leftovers for lunch like a friggin time traveler
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you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll vomit, you’ll wish you were dead ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉ ᵐʸ ⁿᵘᵈᵉˢ
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll vomit, you’ll wish you were dead ʷʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉ ᵐʸ ⁿᵘᵈᵉˢ
Tuck a bay leaf underneath your scrotum and surprise everybody at the orgy with your enchanting aroma
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Tuck a bay leaf underneath your scrotum and surprise everybody at the orgy with your enchanting aroma
Of all life’s little pop quizzes, the toughest one to handle is when they ask “where do you want to cum?”
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a room .
Alt: Michael Scott, from the gripping television docu-drama ‘The Office’, makes a face as he fights the urge to cum too soon after his partner just asked where he wants to cum. Does he go with the classic tits or ass? Does he push the envelope and say mouth, knowing he could face severe consequences if that is the incorrect answer? Does he admit he’s already finished inside them and reap the whirlwind that will cascade upon him?
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November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Of all life’s little pop quizzes, the toughest one to handle is when they ask “where do you want to cum?”
New life goal: to go down as often as the WiFi does
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
New life goal: to go down as often as the WiFi does
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I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’m polyamorous because the only thing I can commit to is the bit
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im the girl who cried dead vibrator.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
im the girl who cried dead vibrator.
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
Cheesecake for breakfast, because I am a healthy individual with healthy eating habits.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Cheesecake for breakfast, because I am a healthy individual with healthy eating habits.
“What A Feeling” blaring from the speakers as I dance toward the chair placed at center stage. As the music peaks I sprawl seductively on the chair and pull a chain, releasing gallons of marinara sauce all over my heaving body
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“What A Feeling” blaring from the speakers as I dance toward the chair placed at center stage. As the music peaks I sprawl seductively on the chair and pull a chain, releasing gallons of marinara sauce all over my heaving body