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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson

@yippyskippy.bsky.social

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Just a regular human shitposter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy5rd6vmg23nrzjp/feed/aaalbpx24jmdc

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · Jun 18

Gas, grass, or ass, something fucking stinks in here.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 16h

Whatever happened to the ”thank you blowjob”? Used to be you busted your ass and made life easier for them, they’d say thank you by going down on you. We’ve lost our way…

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 16h

It started as harmlessly scratching myself but at this point it’s full on self fluffing

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 17h

Kiss me, I had two beers on an empty stomach 🥴

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 22h

If they don't let you baby bird their spunk in their mouth after a blowjob, are they really the one?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 21h

Gonna have to count this as my cardio for the day 🥵🥵

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 21h

Yes, just awaiting further instructions 🥵

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

When she said she wanted to incorporate more toys in the bedroom she did not mean Hot Wheels.

I know this now.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Beginning to think she’s never coming back to finish our sexts on AOL IM :-(

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry babe, the reading glasses stay on during cunnilingus.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Dang! I’ll have to settle for these year-old Rolos I just found

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Trade you all my musketeer minis for any snicker minis you might have?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Cancelling work for the rest of the day so we can all try on each others’ undies.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

“America First” is nothing more than a bumper sticker for these chodes.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Remember, it is dangerous to go into the weekend with too many microplastics in your body, so be sure to get rid of as many as you can and stay safe out there.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1d

Happy No Clothes Friday to all who observe

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

A soft secession is when you pull out of your partner very slowly because it’s sensitive, and also because you don’t want everything to spill out on the bedsheets

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry for the low quality fingering, darling, I‘m just worried I haven‘t done enough to prepare for the upcoming December to Remember

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

I know it sounds counter-intuitive but the best way to deal with the chilly morning air is to strip down and get back into bed.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

Maple sap season kicking the door down and taking a dump in your shorts drawer

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

So far this Rocktober is more like AdultContempober and I don’t know how to change the damn channel

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

“Each day is better than the next” is my go-to phrase

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

Looking to set up a meeting with the fat bottomed girls to see if we can stop the rockin world from going round for a day or two, just so we can all catch our breath.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine you’re the wife of the founder of Antifa and THIS is how you find out he’s cheating on you 🫤

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 3d

replying NOR SHOULD YOU
to everything everbody says

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