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Pandy Fackler 🎃

@thatbrenna.bsky.social

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Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · Jul 23

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 9h

What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Feb 4

Fleetwood Mac’s 𝘎𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘞𝘢𝘺 is my favorite song about men who refuse to ask for directions.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 6m

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'Brian's Hat' Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 13h

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 9m

Pepsi is going through a messy divorce rn. Pepsi is not okay

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3h

(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17h

plagiarizing the last 15 years of simpsons jokes because nobody’s ever heard them

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 24m

a bucket list but for things i want other people to do

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 24m

I went to an estate sale and the guy gave me a pic of Lawrence Welk for free. He hangs out on the living room wall now, watching over all who enter

A framed pic of Lawrence Welk and a bunch of other art on my living room wall

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 29m

Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, someone politely hands me a shovel.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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revoltoftheapes.bsky.social @revoltoftheapes.bsky.social · 31m

Not to brag, but I’m
Not only old, I’m also
Irritable, dude

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 5h

It's Friday, so don't forget to feel your feelings and tell the people you love that you love them.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h

Me walking out of at the end of my last day of prison: To

Prison guard grabs me and drags me back in: Sorry you can't end a sentence with a preposition

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 6h

Don’t miss the chance to tell her she’s the most threatening asteroid in your sky.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 2h

Little House on the Prairie is so wild, I’m glad I don’t live near any prairies

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 39m

Happy Friday ilu ❤️

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 3d

does anybody wanna tell me wtf is going on here

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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 17h

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 6h

Torches, pressure cookers, power stations, power banks, magnetic balls, waist fans, pajamas, and more. It was a wide-ranging Recall Thursday. Check out this week's consumer product recalls: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls