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@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire.
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@dopeshow.bsky.social
· Nov 9
"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
In Canada there is a class action bread lawsuit... We sued bread!! Fear us!!
January 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
In Canada there is a class action bread lawsuit... We sued bread!! Fear us!!
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CLOSE ALL OF THOSE BROWSER TABS YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
CLOSE ALL OF THOSE BROWSER TABS YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
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But have you tried loving a squirrel about it? No.
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 AM
But have you tried loving a squirrel about it? No.
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"the man who invented the guillotine also died by the guillotine."
that’s nice honey. now good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite
that’s nice honey. now good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
"the man who invented the guillotine also died by the guillotine."
that’s nice honey. now good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite
that’s nice honey. now good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite
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passion fruit is just regular fruit that knows how to fuck
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
passion fruit is just regular fruit that knows how to fuck
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how dare you mind your own business
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
how dare you mind your own business
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Have we tried making grilled cheeses about it
January 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Have we tried making grilled cheeses about it
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posting badly so you don’t have to
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 AM
posting badly so you don’t have to
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We're going to need a bigger vomitorium.
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
We're going to need a bigger vomitorium.
Guys only want one thing and it's to be imprisoned when the CIA approaches you and offers you freedom in exchange for one last job
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Guys only want one thing and it's to be imprisoned when the CIA approaches you and offers you freedom in exchange for one last job
Might make "warning you about aspartame" my entire personality
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Might make "warning you about aspartame" my entire personality
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does Canada have Taco Bell need to confirm before moving there
January 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
does Canada have Taco Bell need to confirm before moving there
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Yeah, I see the problem: your dungeon is filled with monsters and traps. If you want to attract a woman you need to throw some puzzles in there.
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yeah, I see the problem: your dungeon is filled with monsters and traps. If you want to attract a woman you need to throw some puzzles in there.
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I hope you win whatever battle you have been fighting
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I hope you win whatever battle you have been fighting
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my kid treats me like i stayed a little too long at the sleepover. and she wants me the fuck out.
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
my kid treats me like i stayed a little too long at the sleepover. and she wants me the fuck out.
Oh yeah? Well yo mama doesn't cut her tea sandwiches on the bias
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Oh yeah? Well yo mama doesn't cut her tea sandwiches on the bias
Quit my job to make belts from old seat belts, find me online at The Seat Belt Belt (dot) belt ™️
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Quit my job to make belts from old seat belts, find me online at The Seat Belt Belt (dot) belt ™️
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It’s cool, I’ll just live in a normal world later probably
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
It’s cool, I’ll just live in a normal world later probably
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The way I genuinely believed Pink Pony Club was named for actual pink ponies until just now is… humbling.
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The way I genuinely believed Pink Pony Club was named for actual pink ponies until just now is… humbling.
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Jumping over a beautiful herringbone wood floor. Parquet!
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Jumping over a beautiful herringbone wood floor. Parquet!
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Tattoo some fun cereal box puzzles on your back
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Tattoo some fun cereal box puzzles on your back
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I think I should add waking up through the night as one of my hobbies.
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I think I should add waking up through the night as one of my hobbies.
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How many vanilla chapsticks can you eat per week
January 14, 2026 at 1:24 PM
How many vanilla chapsticks can you eat per week
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If he doesn't check on you during the riots, he's not that into you
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
If he doesn't check on you during the riots, he's not that into you