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@dopeshow.bsky.social
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Cigarette butt collector, esquire.

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"I made gnocchi"

"It's gnocchi"

"That's what I said, gnocchi"

"GNOCCHI!!"

"I think we should see other people"
dopeshow.bsky.social
My greatest talent is making sexual noises while eating soup in order to get the whole bathroom to myself
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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trickykat.bsky.social
poasting from bed to prove I have self discipline
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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leggypain.bsky.social
Sex is cool but have you ever had a wake and bake sesh and watched an episode of The Nature of Things
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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etbeeegood.bsky.social
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
dopeshow.bsky.social
"come to bed babe, these fingers ain't gonna bang themselves"

~ romance in 2025
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
Campbell's VP: we make low quality shit as cheaply as possible

Me: familiar with capitalism: ...u don't say ..
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
On three I’m going to lunge at you from the shadows. Try to act natural
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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iamspacegirl.bsky.social
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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jaycubed2k.bsky.social
[sets browser to vertical tabs] god I'm cool
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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im-all-id.me
I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Today's tshirt
Chernobyl in a Disney font
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
Screenshot of Jim Carrey looking at his phone in Bruce Almighty or possibly yes man Screenshot of Lawrence's Fishburn is Morpheus in the matrix
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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imwintersmom.bsky.social
the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
dopeshow.bsky.social
Buddy The Elf is on the phone giving instructions to the protagonists of Die Hard Vengeance in an intense game of Simone Says
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Me: All done with my boundaries!

Therapist: okay those are walls
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
You should be able call out of work "hmm, not feeling it"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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deeks549.bsky.social
Don't be fooled by my Bluesky badassery. I'm probably just a guy named Todd in real life
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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shadowham.bsky.social
mozzarella should be the name of a disney princess
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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pamtoo.bsky.social
If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM