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@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire.
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@dopeshow.bsky.social
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"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
me haunting people as a ghost: do u hate me?
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He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He’s a 10 but yells ‘fire in the hole’ when he climaxes
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
why would I wanna challenge myself that doesn’t sound relaxing at all
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kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids don’t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe that’s what’s wrong with this country
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"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
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What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What if we were just two mice eating cheese under a harvest moon?
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not every caribbean accent is a jamaican accent and not every jamaican accent sounds like… whatever you’re trying to do there
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
not every caribbean accent is a jamaican accent and not every jamaican accent sounds like… whatever you’re trying to do there
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Sometimes I totally think a post is going to get 7, maybe 10 likes, but then it only gets 3 or 4 and I have to reevaluate your guys ability to read.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sometimes I totally think a post is going to get 7, maybe 10 likes, but then it only gets 3 or 4 and I have to reevaluate your guys ability to read.
True intimacy is sharing a turkey neck lady and the tramp style
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
True intimacy is sharing a turkey neck lady and the tramp style
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getting my guts rearranged
yknow, put the heart where the spleen goes and swap ur lungs and brain
for better feng shui
yknow, put the heart where the spleen goes and swap ur lungs and brain
for better feng shui
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
getting my guts rearranged
yknow, put the heart where the spleen goes and swap ur lungs and brain
for better feng shui
yknow, put the heart where the spleen goes and swap ur lungs and brain
for better feng shui
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Me: *panicking*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me: *panicking*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
My greatest talent is making sexual noises while eating soup in order to get the whole bathroom to myself
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My greatest talent is making sexual noises while eating soup in order to get the whole bathroom to myself
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
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I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt
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poasting from bed to prove I have self discipline
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
poasting from bed to prove I have self discipline
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
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Sex is cool but have you ever had a wake and bake sesh and watched an episode of The Nature of Things
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sex is cool but have you ever had a wake and bake sesh and watched an episode of The Nature of Things
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
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Campbell's VP: we make low quality shit as cheaply as possible
Me: familiar with capitalism: ...u don't say ..
Me: familiar with capitalism: ...u don't say ..
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Campbell's VP: we make low quality shit as cheaply as possible
Me: familiar with capitalism: ...u don't say ..
Me: familiar with capitalism: ...u don't say ..
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On three I’m going to lunge at you from the shadows. Try to act natural
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
On three I’m going to lunge at you from the shadows. Try to act natural
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts