Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
A high AF goddamn Internet Squirrel, what the fuck more do you want?
I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
I'm here, I'm your little ray of sunshine.
ABSOLUTELY NO STARTER PACKS
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao2bqerpveq
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Miss Suzy
@sqrlymofo.bsky.social
· Jan 24
You'll fuck better on a Stearns and Foster.
WHEN I KILLED A MAN WITH MY BARE HANDS ON BLACK FRIDAY FOR A VIDEO GAME I DIDN'T GET MAD, I GOT FRNDLY.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
WHEN I KILLED A MAN WITH MY BARE HANDS ON BLACK FRIDAY FOR A VIDEO GAME I DIDN'T GET MAD, I GOT FRNDLY.
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Don’t kid yourself, with squirrels it’s ALWAYS personal.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Don’t kid yourself, with squirrels it’s ALWAYS personal.
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do drugs. they're good, and maybe you'll learn things about yourself
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
do drugs. they're good, and maybe you'll learn things about yourself
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What you’re doing is selfish and immoral, let me watch
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What you’re doing is selfish and immoral, let me watch
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jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
jerking off under the covers lest the Lord see my sins
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Imagine sex with me. No, more loyalty cards.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Imagine sex with me. No, more loyalty cards.
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I wonder if the drugs miss me back.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I wonder if the drugs miss me back.
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Sing Starry Starry Night to me, you piece of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sing Starry Starry Night to me, you piece of shit.
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This fella is having a blast
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This fella is having a blast
Making really cool shadow puppets but there's no way to show you because how would I hold my phone?
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Making really cool shadow puppets but there's no way to show you because how would I hold my phone?
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boss make a dollar i make a dime that's why i'm fucking his mom
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
boss make a dollar i make a dime that's why i'm fucking his mom
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[google search history]
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
[google search history]
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
-does marijuana cause memory loss?
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the elf stays on the shelf during sex
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the elf stays on the shelf during sex
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you know Speed Buggy had hoes
a group of cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of an orange vehicle .
Alt: Speed Buggy room-a-zoom-zooms out and back into frame with the gang, Mark, Debbie, and Tinker
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
you know Speed Buggy had hoes
Free pen from the funeral home when my daughter died finally ran out of ink. I'm using it to clean my pipe now, so I got that going for me.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Free pen from the funeral home when my daughter died finally ran out of ink. I'm using it to clean my pipe now, so I got that going for me.
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Ahem, "Total daytime accumulation of *around* six inches."
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ahem, "Total daytime accumulation of *around* six inches."
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Lotta Manspecker
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Lotta Manspecker
United States, Census, 1900
United States, Census, 1900
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Not now, my body is a wonderland (chonky caterpillar smoking a hookah)
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not now, my body is a wonderland (chonky caterpillar smoking a hookah)
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that’s not tobacco in santa’s pipe, you know
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
that’s not tobacco in santa’s pipe, you know
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smoked the shit that made jfk straight
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
smoked the shit that made jfk straight
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my mom was like "ur texting ur friend that my mom got me a pistachio birthday cake" and im like no im texting her "that bitch got me a pistachio birthday cake"
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
my mom was like "ur texting ur friend that my mom got me a pistachio birthday cake" and im like no im texting her "that bitch got me a pistachio birthday cake"
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judy blume's are you there goddamnit, don't leave me on read motherfucker
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
judy blume's are you there goddamnit, don't leave me on read motherfucker
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Dick Spinner
graufuneralhomes.com/2018/07/rich...
graufuneralhomes.com/2018/07/rich...
Richard “Dick” Spinner, Lansing, Iowa, July 15, 2018 – Grau Funeral Homes
graufuneralhomes.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dick Spinner
graufuneralhomes.com/2018/07/rich...
graufuneralhomes.com/2018/07/rich...
Relax. I'm only muting you because you're so stupid. Relax and let your body go limp. It'll be over soon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Relax. I'm only muting you because you're so stupid. Relax and let your body go limp. It'll be over soon.