Splendid Hobo
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A bindle full of blues
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my sister mentioned she might serve cauliflower mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving so I'm suing
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If I were on Little House on the Prairie, I would simply invent the internet
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If I were on Little House on the Prairie, I would simply invent the internet
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(Loud enough for my date to hear while smelling limited edition Batman Old Spice deodorant) WHAT SCENT IS THIS, ORPHAN?
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
(Loud enough for my date to hear while smelling limited edition Batman Old Spice deodorant) WHAT SCENT IS THIS, ORPHAN?
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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Trump: Inshallah…pretty sure I’m saying that right. We love inshallah. We’re bringing the inshallah back and then salam. Reminds me of salami but we can’t do the pork, can we Mamadan? I call him Mamadan, he loves it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Trump: Inshallah…pretty sure I’m saying that right. We love inshallah. We’re bringing the inshallah back and then salam. Reminds me of salami but we can’t do the pork, can we Mamadan? I call him Mamadan, he loves it.
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It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
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The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
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White people love a good pie chart
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
White people love a good pie chart
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
I imagine everyone I follow here being incrementally taller, wow, you’re a tall glass of water Milf_Likes_Dick
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I imagine everyone I follow here being incrementally taller, wow, you’re a tall glass of water Milf_Likes_Dick
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what a horrible, horrible night to not have Bagel Bites in my freezer. just horrible.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
what a horrible, horrible night to not have Bagel Bites in my freezer. just horrible.
still hoping to find that perfect blend of blandly ambiguous and wildly aspirational in the same skeet
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
still hoping to find that perfect blend of blandly ambiguous and wildly aspirational in the same skeet
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Waited all year for panettone season
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Waited all year for panettone season
I’m great at flirting but only with the Costco lady handing out probiotic samples and only for two lines
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m great at flirting but only with the Costco lady handing out probiotic samples and only for two lines
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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apparently my cat prefers the water at the bottom of the bowl so she just tips it over and drinks off the floor
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
apparently my cat prefers the water at the bottom of the bowl so she just tips it over and drinks off the floor
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Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
You’re just clipping away the detritus of your better days when you cut your toenails
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You’re just clipping away the detritus of your better days when you cut your toenails
There’s more clothes to hang in winter so I’m getting out the second Peloton
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
There’s more clothes to hang in winter so I’m getting out the second Peloton
I can turn a sure thing into humiliating failure lickety-split
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can turn a sure thing into humiliating failure lickety-split
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ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
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Honestly, most of my problems could be solved by a well-timed saxophone solo.
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Honestly, most of my problems could be solved by a well-timed saxophone solo.
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some toads are colorful like a rainbow lollipop just begging to be licked
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
some toads are colorful like a rainbow lollipop just begging to be licked
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please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
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We’re gonna need a bigger wheel of cheese
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We’re gonna need a bigger wheel of cheese