Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
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Until social media I was unaware that I even had a butthole.
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Eating a slice of cake while daydreaming about eating my next slice of cake
February 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Eating a slice of cake while daydreaming about eating my next slice of cake
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hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
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Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
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I’m always eager to please like,
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’m always eager to please like,
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
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Once you understand Elon Musk grew up in apartheid South Africa and saw its downfall as disenfranchising him and his family, everything becomes clear.
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Once you understand Elon Musk grew up in apartheid South Africa and saw its downfall as disenfranchising him and his family, everything becomes clear.
Sitting out back, having a smoke, and I came to two solid conclusions.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Sitting out back, having a smoke, and I came to two solid conclusions.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
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Never thought I'd peel an entire apple in one long, curling, unbroken ribbon but I guess that's what sobriety will do to a mfer
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Never thought I'd peel an entire apple in one long, curling, unbroken ribbon but I guess that's what sobriety will do to a mfer
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I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
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“THROW HER, THROW HER!” my wife screams while watching pairs figure skating with the passion of 80,000 Romans gathered in the Colosseum circa 100 AD
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
“THROW HER, THROW HER!” my wife screams while watching pairs figure skating with the passion of 80,000 Romans gathered in the Colosseum circa 100 AD
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Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
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What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
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My rap name is Oral B.
February 14, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My rap name is Oral B.
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I just said 2007 was 9 years ago, I'm going to go back to bed
February 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I just said 2007 was 9 years ago, I'm going to go back to bed
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A dozen roses and a rack of ribs later, maybe valentines isn’t so bad after all
February 15, 2026 at 6:04 AM
A dozen roses and a rack of ribs later, maybe valentines isn’t so bad after all
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I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
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I did that thing she loves...took out the kitchen trash.
February 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I did that thing she loves...took out the kitchen trash.
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coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
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(holding the door wide open for the cat)
cat: i’m escaping!!
cat: i’m escaping!!
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
(holding the door wide open for the cat)
cat: i’m escaping!!
cat: i’m escaping!!
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Beach balls inflate
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
February 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Beach balls inflate
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
And a Happy Valentine's Day wish going out to my super special, makes my heart flutter Bluesky crush.
All 50 or 60 or so of you.
All 50 or 60 or so of you.
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
And a Happy Valentine's Day wish going out to my super special, makes my heart flutter Bluesky crush.
All 50 or 60 or so of you.
All 50 or 60 or so of you.
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I can outrun the Girl Scouts.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I can outrun the Girl Scouts.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
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Happy Overpriced Chocolate Dipped Strawberry Day to all who celebrate.
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Happy Overpriced Chocolate Dipped Strawberry Day to all who celebrate.
I'm sorry but "turn of the century" will continue to mean Jan 1, 1900. This is non negotiable.
This old guy has spoken.
This old guy has spoken.
February 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I'm sorry but "turn of the century" will continue to mean Jan 1, 1900. This is non negotiable.
This old guy has spoken.
This old guy has spoken.