Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
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Until social media I was unaware that I even had a butthole.
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A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture is worth 14 words, per the Kodakian Theorem.
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture is worth 14 words, per the Kodakian Theorem.
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*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
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Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
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Is Jeopardy getting harder? I think it’s getting harder. I can still nose whistle the theme song though
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Is Jeopardy getting harder? I think it’s getting harder. I can still nose whistle the theme song though
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Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.
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A pack of cigarettes, but it's little rolled up tubes of bacon and you just go outside and eat a couple on your break.
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
A pack of cigarettes, but it's little rolled up tubes of bacon and you just go outside and eat a couple on your break.
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There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
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Just imagine a world where you can send tiny little tactical nuclear warheads soaring over the garden fence every time your neighbour's cat takes a crap in your begonias.
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Just imagine a world where you can send tiny little tactical nuclear warheads soaring over the garden fence every time your neighbour's cat takes a crap in your begonias.
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My posts are things that run through my mind, if you think those are bad . . . think about the triple X ones that I don't post . . . some of those include pizza too.
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
My posts are things that run through my mind, if you think those are bad . . . think about the triple X ones that I don't post . . . some of those include pizza too.
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
Who would have thought it would take curling to expose the dark underbelly of Canadians?
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Who would have thought it would take curling to expose the dark underbelly of Canadians?
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Eating a slice of cake while daydreaming about eating my next slice of cake
February 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Eating a slice of cake while daydreaming about eating my next slice of cake
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hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
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Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
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I’m always eager to please like,
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’m always eager to please like,
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
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Once you understand Elon Musk grew up in apartheid South Africa and saw its downfall as disenfranchising him and his family, everything becomes clear.
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Once you understand Elon Musk grew up in apartheid South Africa and saw its downfall as disenfranchising him and his family, everything becomes clear.
Sitting out back, having a smoke, and I came to two solid conclusions.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Sitting out back, having a smoke, and I came to two solid conclusions.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
1. The Hulk could whip a Balrog in a fight and
2. I watch too many YouTube super hero videos.
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Never thought I'd peel an entire apple in one long, curling, unbroken ribbon but I guess that's what sobriety will do to a mfer
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Never thought I'd peel an entire apple in one long, curling, unbroken ribbon but I guess that's what sobriety will do to a mfer
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I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
February 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I know I suck now but hit me up next year.
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“THROW HER, THROW HER!” my wife screams while watching pairs figure skating with the passion of 80,000 Romans gathered in the Colosseum circa 100 AD
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
“THROW HER, THROW HER!” my wife screams while watching pairs figure skating with the passion of 80,000 Romans gathered in the Colosseum circa 100 AD
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Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
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What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What's the statute of limitations on suing the whole women's apparel industry over inadequate pocket size? Because I still hold them responsible for that time my phone took a dip in a public toilet and was gone forever because my front lady pocket was only 2.5 inches deep