Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Paul

@grommit56.bsky.social

2.8K followers 1.3K following 1.7K posts

Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity. Blue is much more soothing than red. For mediocrity, press the link below bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · Aug 18

Get in loser. We're gonna take a nap.

22 43

Reposted by Paul

Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesn’t add up.

2 14 49

Reposted by Paul

ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2h

I'd fold your socks and underwear out of the dryer <slow wink>

5 19 50

Reposted by Paul

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 3h

Can we stop saying this is what fascism looks like, Jesus Christ we know

1 12 56

Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 2h

Maybe you won't ever wear it but if you didn't buy one I would be disappointed. 😄

Reposted by Paul

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 18h

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

4 64 250

Reposted by Paul

Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

9 33 90

Reposted by Paul

💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 10h

Due to inflation I'll still be buying myself a little treat.

2 36 120

Reposted by Paul

Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 6h

The arc of morality eventually hits the g spot…

1 1 6

Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 6h

Well.....yeah! Fuck yeah!

Reposted by Paul

Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 6h

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do scrapbooking.

1 21 46

Reposted by Paul

Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, [in my best Karen Carpenter voice] “We’ve only just begun”

1 26 63

Reposted by Paul

Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 17d

No no..I’ll be okay
I have my disappointment cheese

9 87 170

Reposted by Paul

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 6h

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon