Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
· Jul 10
Maybe someday I can taste the goodness of the biscuit.
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don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
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You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
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The mashed potatoes were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The mashed potatoes were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
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Put the phone down and enjoy life, she posted while live streaming a mindfulness tutorial with three filters on.
June 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Put the phone down and enjoy life, she posted while live streaming a mindfulness tutorial with three filters on.
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
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I just read my skeet link and discovered that I'm funny af
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I just read my skeet link and discovered that I'm funny af
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Do you prefer it in the can?
cranberry sauce maybe
cranberry sauce maybe
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Do you prefer it in the can?
cranberry sauce maybe
cranberry sauce maybe
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You can baste my turkey if you wanna
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You can baste my turkey if you wanna
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Spent all day cleaning the house. Need a holiday after this holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Spent all day cleaning the house. Need a holiday after this holiday.
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going to savannah and eating a fresh praline by the river won’t fix generational trauma but it will make you stop missing sex for a few minutes
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
going to savannah and eating a fresh praline by the river won’t fix generational trauma but it will make you stop missing sex for a few minutes
Today I am going to be thankful for a bird that isn't.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Today I am going to be thankful for a bird that isn't.
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
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I don’t know what I’ve done that every third ad is for cloth clogs, but I don’t want them. Please leave me alone.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I don’t know what I’ve done that every third ad is for cloth clogs, but I don’t want them. Please leave me alone.
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I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
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When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When you're walking the halls of a senior living center it's going to smell like chicken soup and at least one person will tell you a story about throwing hosiery on stage during a Tom Morello solo
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Neither taken nor available, but a secret third thing (insufferable)
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Neither taken nor available, but a secret third thing (insufferable)
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
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“May an ibuprofen tree grow in your garden.” -traditional greeting of my people.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“May an ibuprofen tree grow in your garden.” -traditional greeting of my people.
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One Venti lobotomy, please.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
One Venti lobotomy, please.
So when you are off for a holiday on a Thursday, does this mean you have 2 Mondays or 2 Fridays?
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So when you are off for a holiday on a Thursday, does this mean you have 2 Mondays or 2 Fridays?
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
I need to know whether to be happy or all pissed off.
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Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the names bond. gold bond.