Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
Marriage, my dogs, golf, work, general stupidity.
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
Blue is much more soothing than red.
For mediocrity, press the link below
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
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Paul
@grommit56.bsky.social
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Until social media I was unaware that I even had a butthole.
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if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
if serial killers wanted to murder people without being punished, they should have just gone into politics
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Colbert and Kimmel have met the moment under our slide into fascism in a way that institutions, press, and the Democratic Party haven’t
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Colbert and Kimmel have met the moment under our slide into fascism in a way that institutions, press, and the Democratic Party haven’t
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Will DHS ask BlueSky for my skeets that are critical of ICE? Will they also take the time to savor my many, many skeets about bearded clams?
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Will DHS ask BlueSky for my skeets that are critical of ICE? Will they also take the time to savor my many, many skeets about bearded clams?
Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
February 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Grew up with 4 male siblings but not one funk soul brother.
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(slamming fists on the table) WHERE WAS GONDOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE THIRD??
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
(slamming fists on the table) WHERE WAS GONDOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE THIRD??
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if any of y’all are in quirky indie bands and looking for an accordion to punch up your sound my influenza lungs are ready to put on little suspenders and bolo ties and get to work
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
if any of y’all are in quirky indie bands and looking for an accordion to punch up your sound my influenza lungs are ready to put on little suspenders and bolo ties and get to work
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Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Alcohol is generally the answer, especially when the question was 'why can't I remember what the question was?'
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A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture is worth 14 words, per the Kodakian Theorem.
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
A picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture is worth 14 words, per the Kodakian Theorem.
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*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
*left on delivered for an hour*
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
BRAIN: Hope you two are very happy together. If you need a wedding planner, just let me know.
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Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Date: I’m leaving.
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
Me: *jumping out of a dumpster* why?
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Is Jeopardy getting harder? I think it’s getting harder. I can still nose whistle the theme song though
February 17, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Is Jeopardy getting harder? I think it’s getting harder. I can still nose whistle the theme song though
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Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.
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A pack of cigarettes, but it's little rolled up tubes of bacon and you just go outside and eat a couple on your break.
February 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
A pack of cigarettes, but it's little rolled up tubes of bacon and you just go outside and eat a couple on your break.
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There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
There is science behind fat-bottom girls making the rockin world go round
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Just imagine a world where you can send tiny little tactical nuclear warheads soaring over the garden fence every time your neighbour's cat takes a crap in your begonias.
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Just imagine a world where you can send tiny little tactical nuclear warheads soaring over the garden fence every time your neighbour's cat takes a crap in your begonias.
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My posts are things that run through my mind, if you think those are bad . . . think about the triple X ones that I don't post . . . some of those include pizza too.
February 12, 2026 at 1:18 PM
My posts are things that run through my mind, if you think those are bad . . . think about the triple X ones that I don't post . . . some of those include pizza too.
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sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really
Who would have thought it would take curling to expose the dark underbelly of Canadians?
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Who would have thought it would take curling to expose the dark underbelly of Canadians?
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Eating a slice of cake while daydreaming about eating my next slice of cake
February 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Eating a slice of cake while daydreaming about eating my next slice of cake
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hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
hokey pokey sounds like hanky panky but for old people
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Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner
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I’m always eager to please like,
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I’m always eager to please like,
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
“Something need doing?”
“Yes, milord.”
“Job’s done!”
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Once you understand Elon Musk grew up in apartheid South Africa and saw its downfall as disenfranchising him and his family, everything becomes clear.
February 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Once you understand Elon Musk grew up in apartheid South Africa and saw its downfall as disenfranchising him and his family, everything becomes clear.