Benny Rollins
@bennyrollins.bsky.social
Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate.
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Asked the barista for "normal milk" and I could literally see him composing a Bluesky post in his mind as he made my latte.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Asked the barista for "normal milk" and I could literally see him composing a Bluesky post in his mind as he made my latte.
Not afraid of being criticised for failing by people who never tried.
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Not afraid of being criticised for failing by people who never tried.
We are eternal.
Fear is an illusion.
Pineapple can go on pizza.
Fear is an illusion.
Pineapple can go on pizza.
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We are eternal.
Fear is an illusion.
Pineapple can go on pizza.
Fear is an illusion.
Pineapple can go on pizza.
It's weird how blue is either the best flavour or it's poison.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's weird how blue is either the best flavour or it's poison.
I love Christmas and I don't care if that's not cool.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I love Christmas and I don't care if that's not cool.
Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes is what happens when we allow college kids to police our speech for too long.
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes is what happens when we allow college kids to police our speech for too long.
A $50 haircut should come with a happy ending.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A $50 haircut should come with a happy ending.
Beliefs are just opinions that are impervious to new information.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Beliefs are just opinions that are impervious to new information.
Mind if I sit and stare at you lovingly while you write idiotic things on the internet?
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mind if I sit and stare at you lovingly while you write idiotic things on the internet?
I'm sure the sudden demonisation of cannabis has nothing to do with the rapidly declining use of alcohol.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm sure the sudden demonisation of cannabis has nothing to do with the rapidly declining use of alcohol.
My followers waiting for me to drop another banger.
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My followers waiting for me to drop another banger.
I'm flattered, but I bet you meet all of the boys with extreme hostility.
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm flattered, but I bet you meet all of the boys with extreme hostility.
"Had a haircut?"
"Yep."
- Men
"Yep."
- Men
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Had a haircut?"
"Yep."
- Men
"Yep."
- Men
I'm very much into freedom. Old women can dress like sluts if they want to.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm very much into freedom. Old women can dress like sluts if they want to.
20s: McDonald's drive through at 3am after a night of drinking
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
20s: McDonald's drive through at 3am after a night of drinking
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
40s: "What's the sugar content of a banana?"
"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Angry on the internet" is such an unfortunate personality.
I accidentally did my morning routine in the wrong order, so today is a write off.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I accidentally did my morning routine in the wrong order, so today is a write off.
Your identity isn't even that interesting.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Your identity isn't even that interesting.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
I'm more interested in how you think about the world.
"Living in the moment" starts at $100.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Living in the moment" starts at $100.
[Eating a fistful of ham]
You know what the problem with your generation is?
You know what the problem with your generation is?
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
[Eating a fistful of ham]
You know what the problem with your generation is?
You know what the problem with your generation is?
Weird how a hoax is a threat to national security.
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Weird how a hoax is a threat to national security.
Every day is a gift. And sometimes that gift is socks.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Every day is a gift. And sometimes that gift is socks.
We don't talk about how bad smells are also a little bit good too.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We don't talk about how bad smells are also a little bit good too.
I'm casually inserting threats into daily chit chat now.
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm casually inserting threats into daily chit chat now.
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"
"OK I'll catch up with you later"
"No worries. Watch your back"