Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Pinned
Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
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My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
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How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
People get so weird when you hate them
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
People get so weird when you hate them
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Bold move to name your store after what sounds like a type of porn
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Bold move to name your store after what sounds like a type of porn
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
Sometimes I think I'm fairly intelligent and then I eat pepperoncini after aggressive anal
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sometimes I think I'm fairly intelligent and then I eat pepperoncini after aggressive anal
Sometimes I go to bed so I stop fucking eating
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sometimes I go to bed so I stop fucking eating
Okay but dirty shit is a form of self expression though
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Okay but dirty shit is a form of self expression though
I have my favorites. They're all dildos
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have my favorites. They're all dildos
*extreme Elton John voice*
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*extreme Elton John voice*
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
*extreme Steve Miller Band voice*
"Naps keeping on blocking (blocking blocking)..."
"Naps keeping on blocking (blocking blocking)..."
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
*extreme Steve Miller Band voice*
"Naps keeping on blocking (blocking blocking)..."
"Naps keeping on blocking (blocking blocking)..."
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I’ve said it once. I’ll say it a million times. If you post your wordle everyday I will block you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’ve said it once. I’ll say it a million times. If you post your wordle everyday I will block you.
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Channel someone who gives a fuck
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Channel someone who gives a fuck
You should be able to write hate mail to the nyt puzzles writers
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You should be able to write hate mail to the nyt puzzles writers
"What a stupid haircut. How can I make it looks even worse?"
-males under 25
-males under 25
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"What a stupid haircut. How can I make it looks even worse?"
-males under 25
-males under 25
Oh fuck you people
Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh fuck you people
For someone who really doesn't trust people, I get screwed over pretty often by trusting people.
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
For someone who really doesn't trust people, I get screwed over pretty often by trusting people.
Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Most of what I know about therapy comes from cartoons and The Sopranos
No, and I don't care to know the muffin man either, tyvm
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
No, and I don't care to know the muffin man either, tyvm
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Sorry I used 100,000 gallons of water to make AI make a photo of your mom with a big cock.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry I used 100,000 gallons of water to make AI make a photo of your mom with a big cock.
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your Potential Suitor name is the length of your penis followed by your credit score. go!
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
your Potential Suitor name is the length of your penis followed by your credit score. go!
Is their plan to actually clean the place?
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.
Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is their plan to actually clean the place?
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Babe you OK? You haven't moaned about your sexless marriage yet today
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Babe you OK? You haven't moaned about your sexless marriage yet today