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Nappy DOOMlemite

@nappydolemite.bsky.social

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I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · Jan 2

Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 57m

I should've known, when I didn't finish the BASIC programming book that came with the Texas Instruments computer I had when I was 8, that I'd never amount to anything. Oh well. At least I learned the word cyan. They can't take that away from me.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 20h

a cartoon duck says " well hello there " in front of a wooden building

ALT: a cartoon duck says " well hello there " in front of a wooden building

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

I drove and then was like oh no

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

I can't tell is it's good or bad that, at 49 years old, I just, for the first time, left my car behind after drinking too much, and that I feel exceptionally proud of how responsible that was. Go me?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

Yes someone should pet me

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

I need a life. Or the other thing.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

To right said Fred

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

It was called Six Guys until Jimmy the Onion got greedy

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 1d

I shot a Halloween porn. It's called Terrifingerer

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called the pussy Terminator

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called Longlegs Wide Open

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Night of the Giving Head

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called the pussy Terminator

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called Longlegs Wide Open

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called the pussy Terminator

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called Longlegs Wide Open

Feral @feralito.bsky.social · 2d

Rosemary’s Butthole
Bonerraiser
The Shitting
Psych hole
Jaws

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Apr 29

You think your life is hard? One time I had to drive through New Jersey

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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 2d

Tried out a twin bed for the first time in 25 years and my first thought was “I have the right to an attorney”

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

So... Is there an Uncle Oxidants?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 2d

So... Is there an Uncle Oxidants?

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 4d

All I want to know from astrologers is which full moon will be the one to destroy my enemies

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

Hahaha yes

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

IDK what that means

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

I need someone to Eternal Sunshine the ending of His Dark Materials from my heart

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

Tldr

Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 4d

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 4d

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

I just had a great poop, if anyone wants to fight or fuck me

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 3d

Well that's a stretch

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 4d

This adds up

Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 4d

All I want to know from astrologers is which full moon will be the one to destroy my enemies

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 5d

Did it hurt?

When you tried to correct me and I said “Google it” and you saw I was right?

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