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A Big Ail

@kissabix.bsky.social

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Low calorie human ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 5h

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 44m

It's funny how all the chances just lead to the same result as one chance, tho

A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 46m

Sometimes I think I'm a good person, and then I remember all those chances I gave and remember I'm a fucking mug

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 8h

Love Is Blind is so cringe now it’s giving “we just met in the comments section on social and now we’re soulmates.”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 8h

Dear God: please stop letting them make King Kong and Godzilla movies, amen.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2h

Couldn't resist 😂

Homer sitting on the stairs looking pissed off as Bart enters the house. Text says "YOU'VE BEEN OUT GALLIVANTING AROUND ON MASTADON HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU?"

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 22h

"I came into money," I whisper to the cashier while handing them a sticky thousand dollar bill.

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 19h

That was just with one grind

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 21h

Sus

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1d

Alexander the Great had a lesser known cousin Jeff the Pretty Good

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 22h

If you revert to an all fruit diet you can PRETEND to be healthy but actually laugh at your peers as you slowly degenerate over 10 years.

A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 22h

I don't mean to blow my own, but fuck I'm good at sex

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d

Hey Princess I can detect pee through ten mattresses too.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I tried mastodon a few years ago and got the ick so bad I can't even remember what server I was on

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · Jul 8

I judge how close my friends are to me by whether I know the story of their worst shitting experience ever

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 22h

Omg buckle up

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

Mastodon seems convoluted

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 22h

🤣 this is so right

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Claudia @beeclaudia.bsky.social · 22h

Banksy leaving me a love note

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

*Follows @listifications.app *

*refreshes DMs*

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

I am also against seeing people who block me. 🚫

This is great, thank you 😊

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 1d

I'm also glad you're not on the dream list either

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