ToxicSludge™
@kissabix.bsky.social
Low calorie human
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
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I keep explaining the difference between venom & poison to my boyfriend and he just isn't GETTING it. Venom is a type of poison delivered via a bite or sting, the difference has nothing to do with what it DOES to your body. He keeps yelling "take me to the hospital" god men just don't want to learn
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I keep explaining the difference between venom & poison to my boyfriend and he just isn't GETTING it. Venom is a type of poison delivered via a bite or sting, the difference has nothing to do with what it DOES to your body. He keeps yelling "take me to the hospital" god men just don't want to learn
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Guys this is what ChatGPT thinks of you
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Guys this is what ChatGPT thinks of you
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No thank you, chunky. I don’t need my peanut butter to remind me of what I am every time I eat a whole jar with a spoon.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No thank you, chunky. I don’t need my peanut butter to remind me of what I am every time I eat a whole jar with a spoon.
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A work from home week means slightly later nights and a bit more whiskey.
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A work from home week means slightly later nights and a bit more whiskey.
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I struggle to repost anything with poor punctuation.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I struggle to repost anything with poor punctuation.
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Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
Party invite states BYOB
*packs up hive*
OMW
*packs up hive*
OMW
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Party invite states BYOB
*packs up hive*
OMW
*packs up hive*
OMW
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Did you know? Four of our elephants are rescues from the game Jumanji.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Did you know? Four of our elephants are rescues from the game Jumanji.
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Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Premium zoo members get access to our 24/7 "Custodian Cam" where you'll get to experience real life zoo custodians sleeping on the job.
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My mom is telling me to get a dog, and then I'll fall pregnant, I calmly explained to that kinky sod that beastiality is a sin.
February 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My mom is telling me to get a dog, and then I'll fall pregnant, I calmly explained to that kinky sod that beastiality is a sin.
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Me, after being bundled in the boot of their car: ROADTRIIIIIIIIP
March 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me, after being bundled in the boot of their car: ROADTRIIIIIIIIP
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Here's a Fitbit challenge for you. Try not to mention the fact you have one
March 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Here's a Fitbit challenge for you. Try not to mention the fact you have one
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Me: I'm not bothered by horror movies
Also me: doesn't use a shower in a motel or one with a flexi hose. doesn't stick my head out of a car window. doesn't talk to nuns. doesn't answer the phone while making popcorn. doesn't go to summer camps. doesn't trick or treat. doesn't go near street drains.
Also me: doesn't use a shower in a motel or one with a flexi hose. doesn't stick my head out of a car window. doesn't talk to nuns. doesn't answer the phone while making popcorn. doesn't go to summer camps. doesn't trick or treat. doesn't go near street drains.
March 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Me: I'm not bothered by horror movies
Also me: doesn't use a shower in a motel or one with a flexi hose. doesn't stick my head out of a car window. doesn't talk to nuns. doesn't answer the phone while making popcorn. doesn't go to summer camps. doesn't trick or treat. doesn't go near street drains.
Also me: doesn't use a shower in a motel or one with a flexi hose. doesn't stick my head out of a car window. doesn't talk to nuns. doesn't answer the phone while making popcorn. doesn't go to summer camps. doesn't trick or treat. doesn't go near street drains.
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*French braids your drain hair*
July 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
*French braids your drain hair*
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
Rap battle but it's just reciting your favourite sides for thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Rap battle but it's just reciting your favourite sides for thanksgiving
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I think it’s funny to find things that look like vaginas. It’s just funny to me, like I’m 12.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I think it’s funny to find things that look like vaginas. It’s just funny to me, like I’m 12.
*mutes stranger things*
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*mutes stranger things*
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
I should call her
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I should call her
I have made 4 freezer dump bags today and making 3 cooked meals overnight with my slow cooker, I haven't been this productive since I shat and masturbated at the same time in 2019
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have made 4 freezer dump bags today and making 3 cooked meals overnight with my slow cooker, I haven't been this productive since I shat and masturbated at the same time in 2019
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I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
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My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My dick moves when I feel you nearby. I have bonar.
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“Tried a Pinterest recipe”
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Tried a Pinterest recipe”