Michael Spicer
@michaelspicer.bsky.social
Please listen to my radio show. It's called No Room.
And please don't send DMs, I'm unable to see them. This site wants me to scan my face or something.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001yrzs
And please don't send DMs, I'm unable to see them. This site wants me to scan my face or something.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001yrzs
The pundit who says pockets of space but doesn't know what it means.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The pundit who says pockets of space but doesn't know what it means.
For the first time ever I went live last night. Seemed to go well. Might do it again next Thursday.
youtube.com/live/L9cGUXk...
youtube.com/live/L9cGUXk...
Q&A with Michael Spicer - Part 1
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
For the first time ever I went live last night. Seemed to go well. Might do it again next Thursday.
youtube.com/live/L9cGUXk...
youtube.com/live/L9cGUXk...
xylophone sound
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
xylophone sound
Come for a Walk With Me - Part 3
Come for a Walk With Me - Part 3
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Come for a Walk With Me - Part 3
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
Fun Tip: Pretend you’re at a hotel buffet every morning by holding your plate while you’re waiting for your toast.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Fun Tip: Pretend you’re at a hotel buffet every morning by holding your plate while you’re waiting for your toast.
A lot of people come up to me and ask has success changed me and I say I'm sorry you're not allowed in here this is the VIP area.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A lot of people come up to me and ask has success changed me and I say I'm sorry you're not allowed in here this is the VIP area.
A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
So annoying when you give your phone to someone to view a picture and they scroll to the 53 pictures you took of yourself in double denim.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
So annoying when you give your phone to someone to view a picture and they scroll to the 53 pictures you took of yourself in double denim.
I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
Nathan Gill was a 'bad apple' says Head Bad Apple of the Bad Apple Party.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nathan Gill was a 'bad apple' says Head Bad Apple of the Bad Apple Party.
Hello. A film I'm in needs a few extra bob for the post-production. It's very, very unusual. But great. Thank you.
FAN ART - Short Comedy Film
A short dark comedy starring Michael Spicer and Lafay Williams.
www.kickstarter.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hello. A film I'm in needs a few extra bob for the post-production. It's very, very unusual. But great. Thank you.
come for a walk with me (in the snow)
Come for a Walk With Me - Part 2
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
come for a walk with me (in the snow)
Lloyds Bank adverts are more like adverts for horses than banking. And very good they are too I've bought 7.
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Lloyds Bank adverts are more like adverts for horses than banking. And very good they are too I've bought 7.
how did you hear about us?
How Did You Hear About Us?
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
how did you hear about us?
Reposted by Michael Spicer
come for a walk with me
Come for a Walk With Me
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
come for a walk with me
come for a walk with me
Come for a Walk With Me
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
come for a walk with me
The problem with reunion shows.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The problem with reunion shows.
Reposted by Michael Spicer
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I woke up in a good mood today, then I had a shower and started thinking about my latest script rejection. I stepped out of the shower filled with fury. So today’s tip for writers is: For your own mental health and productivity, stay dirty.
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I woke up in a good mood today, then I had a shower and started thinking about my latest script rejection. I stepped out of the shower filled with fury. So today’s tip for writers is: For your own mental health and productivity, stay dirty.