Isabel Zaw-Tun
@izzyzaw.bsky.social
Pigeon fancier (unofficial)
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Isabel Zaw-Tun
@izzyzaw.bsky.social
· Nov 20
My comedy album is HERE! I hope you listen to it and have a nice little laugh in your apartment or house or shack or wherever the MASH paper assigned you for life.
Album design by the very wonderful @bornmiserable.bsky.social!
Listen to it through whatever platform you want: lnk.to/GBP
Album design by the very wonderful @bornmiserable.bsky.social!
Listen to it through whatever platform you want: lnk.to/GBP
I'm going to make a horror movie set in Toronto and I'm going to name it "Shuttle Busses Running" and it's going to be the defining film of my city
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm going to make a horror movie set in Toronto and I'm going to name it "Shuttle Busses Running" and it's going to be the defining film of my city
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Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
I keep explaining the difference between venom & poison to my boyfriend and he just isn't GETTING it. Venom is a type of poison delivered via a bite or sting, the difference has nothing to do with what it DOES to your body. He keeps yelling "take me to the hospital" god men just don't want to learn
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I keep explaining the difference between venom & poison to my boyfriend and he just isn't GETTING it. Venom is a type of poison delivered via a bite or sting, the difference has nothing to do with what it DOES to your body. He keeps yelling "take me to the hospital" god men just don't want to learn
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great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
Wild how all my coworkers can focus on the budgetary meeting when I'm clearly the hottest thing on Teams right now. It's certainly all *I* can think about
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wild how all my coworkers can focus on the budgetary meeting when I'm clearly the hottest thing on Teams right now. It's certainly all *I* can think about
I love my phone, it’s my soulmate, I can never be apart from it. It makes me so depressed I want to kill myself
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I love my phone, it’s my soulmate, I can never be apart from it. It makes me so depressed I want to kill myself
Timothee Chalamet. So hard to photograph, but incredible to see.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Timothee Chalamet. So hard to photograph, but incredible to see.
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My father was killed by the monster mash you son of a bitch
March 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
My father was killed by the monster mash you son of a bitch
Hamlet, hear: whilst sleeping in my orchard, thy uncle stole with juice of cursèd hebona and in the porches of my ears did pour the leprous distilment. But! Within mine ears were mine Loop Earplugs. Thus, I dith not die! Hamlet, my son, useth code KINGOFDENMARK at checkout to secure a 10% discount,
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hamlet, hear: whilst sleeping in my orchard, thy uncle stole with juice of cursèd hebona and in the porches of my ears did pour the leprous distilment. But! Within mine ears were mine Loop Earplugs. Thus, I dith not die! Hamlet, my son, useth code KINGOFDENMARK at checkout to secure a 10% discount,
I swear Beyoncé doing country music was the biggest recession indicator the universe could have possibly given us. And yet we refused to listen
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I swear Beyoncé doing country music was the biggest recession indicator the universe could have possibly given us. And yet we refused to listen
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Just hit rock bottom (referred to the underside of a boulder as its "rock bottom" in the company of esteemed geologists)
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just hit rock bottom (referred to the underside of a boulder as its "rock bottom" in the company of esteemed geologists)
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Switching over my Halloween lawn decorations to Christmas lawn decorations (e.g. determining which skeletons look the smartest and dressing the top three like wise men)
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Switching over my Halloween lawn decorations to Christmas lawn decorations (e.g. determining which skeletons look the smartest and dressing the top three like wise men)
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Getting pretty tired of Vin Diesel hopping into the passenger seat yelling "PUNCH IT" when I am just trying to eat my lunch alone in my car
December 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Getting pretty tired of Vin Diesel hopping into the passenger seat yelling "PUNCH IT" when I am just trying to eat my lunch alone in my car
Women on the internet: Men are bad
Men on the internet: hey bitch, allow me to 1000% prove your point in the comments
Men on the internet: hey bitch, allow me to 1000% prove your point in the comments
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Women on the internet: Men are bad
Men on the internet: hey bitch, allow me to 1000% prove your point in the comments
Men on the internet: hey bitch, allow me to 1000% prove your point in the comments
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[God creating puffer fish] take that hedgehog and throw it into the goddamn ocean
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
[God creating puffer fish] take that hedgehog and throw it into the goddamn ocean
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Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Scam text: Your freaking uh.. the microwave just beeped. Retrieve your food here:
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I was watching the cat hunt the shadows of birds on the wall and I was gently taunting her about Plato's cave but then she caught one of the shadows and devoured it so now what.
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I was watching the cat hunt the shadows of birds on the wall and I was gently taunting her about Plato's cave but then she caught one of the shadows and devoured it so now what.
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Unlike Disneyland, the robotic children singing to you here are only after your souls, not your money
November 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Unlike Disneyland, the robotic children singing to you here are only after your souls, not your money
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is it eat it, it’s eat it isn’t it
June 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
is it eat it, it’s eat it isn’t it
Everyone wants to JOIN the revolution but nobody wants to START the revolution. It's the classic "everybody's hungry but nobody in the group is brave enough to pick a restaurant" scenario
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everyone wants to JOIN the revolution but nobody wants to START the revolution. It's the classic "everybody's hungry but nobody in the group is brave enough to pick a restaurant" scenario
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I think the dislike button is a good idea as long as I also receive a monthly email with the name and address of everyone who disliked one of my posts
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I think the dislike button is a good idea as long as I also receive a monthly email with the name and address of everyone who disliked one of my posts
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have respect for every human life. we are all made in gods image. big computers on top. buncha important balloons in the middle. stilts.
June 3, 2023 at 2:55 AM
have respect for every human life. we are all made in gods image. big computers on top. buncha important balloons in the middle. stilts.
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Still on hold with Universe Tech Support about the All-Pervasive Badness.
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Still on hold with Universe Tech Support about the All-Pervasive Badness.