Dumb Beezie
@dumbbeezie.bsky.social
This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
It’s been a stressful year finding out 77 million people idolize sexual predators
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s been a stressful year finding out 77 million people idolize sexual predators
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my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my last recreational beverage will be a martini, a real martini (made with gin) with an eyeball instead of olive
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
I feel I owe it to Lux Interior and Poison Ivy
Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
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People with kids have had to brace themselves for decades
Retailers Brace For An Uncertain Holiday Season As Consumers Pull Back
Retailers Brace For An Uncertain Holiday Season As Consumers Pull Back
Today’s Forbes Daily is all about the holiday shopping season: From tariffs to inflation to the K-shaped economy. Here’s a preview of retail’s biggest months of 2025.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
People with kids have had to brace themselves for decades
See I told you shutting your stupid mouth is underrated
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
See I told you shutting your stupid mouth is underrated
Throws my moral compass into the ocean
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Throws my moral compass into the ocean
Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
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One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
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(Alec Baldwin voice)
A - Always
B - Be
C - Closer
Always be closer. ALWAYS BE CLOSER.
A - Always
B - Be
C - Closer
Always be closer. ALWAYS BE CLOSER.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
(Alec Baldwin voice)
A - Always
B - Be
C - Closer
Always be closer. ALWAYS BE CLOSER.
A - Always
B - Be
C - Closer
Always be closer. ALWAYS BE CLOSER.
(Happy Gilmore voice) somebody’s closer
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
(Happy Gilmore voice) somebody’s closer
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chicken tenders to tenderize the soul
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
chicken tenders to tenderize the soul
I don’t understand why people aren’t in a hurry outside like driving down the road and strolling around in the store. Don’t you want to get home, because I do
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don’t understand why people aren’t in a hurry outside like driving down the road and strolling around in the store. Don’t you want to get home, because I do
I have always known
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I have always known
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Who remembers those early Palantir trades
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Who remembers those early Palantir trades
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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Unlike Republicans, I’m not willing to wait for Donald Trump to command his cult in yet another attack on Capitol Hill in an effort to take out those in Congress who have stood against his tyranny and abuses of power. This needs to end. Soon.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Unlike Republicans, I’m not willing to wait for Donald Trump to command his cult in yet another attack on Capitol Hill in an effort to take out those in Congress who have stood against his tyranny and abuses of power. This needs to end. Soon.
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
Stop paying attention to Marjorie Trailer Green. Stop it right now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Stop paying attention to Marjorie Trailer Green. Stop it right now.
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Mark Kelly: "He's talked about sending troops into more cities, he's talked about invoking the Insurrection Act. You don't have to go too far back to his 1st administration when he went to his Sec Def & said, 'Can't we just shoot these protesters in the legs.' That is an example of an illegal order"
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mark Kelly: "He's talked about sending troops into more cities, he's talked about invoking the Insurrection Act. You don't have to go too far back to his 1st administration when he went to his Sec Def & said, 'Can't we just shoot these protesters in the legs.' That is an example of an illegal order"
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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imagine sex with me, nope. more muppets
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
imagine sex with me, nope. more muppets