Capricorn Hottie ❤️🔥
@twothirtythree.bsky.social
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30+ BlackSky
ALL BLACK LIVES MATTER 🖐🏻 DNI
Salty Spitoon bouncer
30+ BlackSky
ALL BLACK LIVES MATTER 🖐🏻 DNI
Salty Spitoon bouncer
Pinned
“Cuz nothing fucking matters.”
- Lauryn Hill
- Lauryn Hill
I almost did last week
If I ever post my titties, it’s going to break the app.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I almost did last week
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That’s cause most niggas words is worthless now
we don't say "word is bond" anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That’s cause most niggas words is worthless now
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That nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.
What has this year taught you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.
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I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.
No.
Can you be friends w someone knowing they have romantic feelings for you?
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
No.
So I’ve watched King of Queens 10000x but it only dawned on me this go round that the Carrie that everyone knows (sarcastic, short tempered, bitchy) was not like that for the first half of the pilot episode. Its only AFTER her dad has to move in that she gets that way BC SHE WAS OVERSTIMULATED
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So I’ve watched King of Queens 10000x but it only dawned on me this go round that the Carrie that everyone knows (sarcastic, short tempered, bitchy) was not like that for the first half of the pilot episode. Its only AFTER her dad has to move in that she gets that way BC SHE WAS OVERSTIMULATED
Women simply bc a lot are very “nice” in bed and we all know how sensitive the male ego is
Is it harder for women to find a good eater? Or men? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Women simply bc a lot are very “nice” in bed and we all know how sensitive the male ego is
“To be mean”
I like that, I’m gonna start saying this lmao
I like that, I’m gonna start saying this lmao
To be mean..
Please don’t take pics of y’all’s plates this year. Everyone is eating the same thing and we get it.
- A Food Photo Hater
Please don’t take pics of y’all’s plates this year. Everyone is eating the same thing and we get it.
- A Food Photo Hater
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“To be mean”
I like that, I’m gonna start saying this lmao
I like that, I’m gonna start saying this lmao
Now watch me have lethologica about this damn word 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Now watch me have lethologica about this damn word 🙄
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I see you in an all pink phase, feet kicked up, drinking mimosas! I love an all powder pink moment !
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I see you in an all pink phase, feet kicked up, drinking mimosas! I love an all powder pink moment !
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Candy by Cameo
In honor of Thanksgiving being just days away
What’s a song that talks about food but we all know it ain’t really about no food?
What’s a song that talks about food but we all know it ain’t really about no food?
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Candy by Cameo
Lmfaoooo so I told my homeboy about this and he said “if that happened on the 2nd date, she wanted that ass on the first date“ 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s terrible! It should never take that long.
…EATING MAN BUTT ON THE SECOND DATE?!
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Lmfaoooo so I told my homeboy about this and he said “if that happened on the 2nd date, she wanted that ass on the first date“ 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deleted Hinge FOR GOOD
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Deleted Hinge FOR GOOD
I feel sick and have been the last 2 nights 😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I feel sick and have been the last 2 nights 😭
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I love blocking people.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I love blocking people.
My mom just sent out a mass text that Thanksgiving dinner is postponed until Sunday possibly bc my sister still hasnt been released from the hospital 😔
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My mom just sent out a mass text that Thanksgiving dinner is postponed until Sunday possibly bc my sister still hasnt been released from the hospital 😔
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I hate when my mom calls me nd I miss the call nd I call her back nd she doesn’t answer 🙄🙄 like ma’am what are you doing if not waiting by the phone for your children to call you 😭😭
a white cat is sitting on a box and says im confusion
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box and says im confusion
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I hate when my mom calls me nd I miss the call nd I call her back nd she doesn’t answer 🙄🙄 like ma’am what are you doing if not waiting by the phone for your children to call you 😭😭
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Women
Is it harder for women to find a good eater? Or men? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Women
Cheers to turning off this alarm for the next 7 days! 🥳
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Cheers to turning off this alarm for the next 7 days! 🥳
I be trying different lash maps and they always look the same to me 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I be trying different lash maps and they always look the same to me 🙄
Holding up traffic, green means GO!
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Holding up traffic, green means GO!
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I genuinely get disgusted when certain people find me sexually attractive.
Not displeased. Disgusted.
I'm just getting to the point where I don't make a 🤮 face when I read posts from certain folks.
Not displeased. Disgusted.
I'm just getting to the point where I don't make a 🤮 face when I read posts from certain folks.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I genuinely get disgusted when certain people find me sexually attractive.
Not displeased. Disgusted.
I'm just getting to the point where I don't make a 🤮 face when I read posts from certain folks.
Not displeased. Disgusted.
I'm just getting to the point where I don't make a 🤮 face when I read posts from certain folks.
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Baby this is the ONE!
May I choke on my words every time I discuss my business with the wrong person 🙏🏾
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Baby this is the ONE!
May I choke on my words every time I discuss my business with the wrong person 🙏🏾
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
May I choke on my words every time I discuss my business with the wrong person 🙏🏾
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Why… if I put my photos in a folder. Won’t it move them so I don’t have to see them in my library. They IN THE WAY.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Why… if I put my photos in a folder. Won’t it move them so I don’t have to see them in my library. They IN THE WAY.