Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
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you like sex AND candy? woah buddy, where do you think we are, amsterdam
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
you like sex AND candy? woah buddy, where do you think we are, amsterdam
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can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
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My buddy from New Mexico? I think you mean, my palbuquerque.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My buddy from New Mexico? I think you mean, my palbuquerque.
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Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
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“To be fair…”
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“To be fair…”
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
No. Bad. [smacks you with rolled up newspaper] NO!
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Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
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coming into port after sailing the USB-Cs
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
coming into port after sailing the USB-Cs
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usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
On the one hand, I’m self-aware. But on the other, I’m self-aware. You see the issue here
February 13, 2026 at 9:34 AM
On the one hand, I’m self-aware. But on the other, I’m self-aware. You see the issue here
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[not listening at all] You've given me a lot to think about
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
[not listening at all] You've given me a lot to think about
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i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
If someone was accused of having sex w goats by over 30 people & regularly denied it but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to fuck goats for decades, ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, was best friends w someone convicted of fucking goats & trafficking goats… 🧵
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If someone was accused of having sex w goats by over 30 people & regularly denied it but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to fuck goats for decades, ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, was best friends w someone convicted of fucking goats & trafficking goats… 🧵
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
When I was in grad school, I remember a professor that worked in
both clinical and forensic settings describing a paranoid patient obsessed with the sense of being monitored-
When the professor called the FBI to clarify whether the man was being monitored… he, in fact, was
both clinical and forensic settings describing a paranoid patient obsessed with the sense of being monitored-
When the professor called the FBI to clarify whether the man was being monitored… he, in fact, was
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 AM
When I was in grad school, I remember a professor that worked in
both clinical and forensic settings describing a paranoid patient obsessed with the sense of being monitored-
When the professor called the FBI to clarify whether the man was being monitored… he, in fact, was
both clinical and forensic settings describing a paranoid patient obsessed with the sense of being monitored-
When the professor called the FBI to clarify whether the man was being monitored… he, in fact, was
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no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
no joke here, just a reminder that the ultra wealthy do not see you as human but rather as a resource to extract for profit
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i finally understand why people admire elon musk; it takes incredible determination and perseverance to have billions of dollars and never, even accidentally, spend a single minute being cool
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 AM
i finally understand why people admire elon musk; it takes incredible determination and perseverance to have billions of dollars and never, even accidentally, spend a single minute being cool
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peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
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does anyone have an attention span I can borrow
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
does anyone have an attention span I can borrow
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Dissociating is not upsetting to others if you patiently explain you are a maidenhead on an ancient ship.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Dissociating is not upsetting to others if you patiently explain you are a maidenhead on an ancient ship.
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It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."
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go touch fiberglass
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
go touch fiberglass