Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
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Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
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Would your life be better or worse if your internal monologue sounded like Nicolas Cage? Discuss.
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Would your life be better or worse if your internal monologue sounded like Nicolas Cage? Discuss.
no caffeine AND no calories? I’d keep a gun loaded by the night stand too, damn
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
no caffeine AND no calories? I’d keep a gun loaded by the night stand too, damn
smoking pot and by pot I mean pot-pourri bb 😎
February 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
smoking pot and by pot I mean pot-pourri bb 😎
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just saw elon musk crying outside the house party smoking djarum blacks
February 5, 2026 at 5:45 AM
just saw elon musk crying outside the house party smoking djarum blacks
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Email blast? No, I can't say I've ever experienced that.
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Email blast? No, I can't say I've ever experienced that.
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My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.
This is one reason I keep trying to remind people of the power that we have. That we have *always* had. Not because I’m in denial, but because I know history. I’m no sophisticated intellectual, but I do know we’re going to win even though the bad shit is really terrible right now.
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
My actual job description is activist and here’s what I tell people in despair all the time: do not underestimate how much harm you can prevent by being just a little bit annoying.
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I like it when men are a little afraid of me. You don’t need to be but I like it that you are.
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I like it when men are a little afraid of me. You don’t need to be but I like it that you are.
Call me shellfish, I have a hard exterior, but am a big softie inside
Also I’m a slut bb 💅🏼🦞✨
Also I’m a slut bb 💅🏼🦞✨
February 5, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Call me shellfish, I have a hard exterior, but am a big softie inside
Also I’m a slut bb 💅🏼🦞✨
Also I’m a slut bb 💅🏼🦞✨
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BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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i’m absolutely laser-focused on getting better at art
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i’m absolutely laser-focused on getting better at art
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love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
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people just come on the internet and say all kinds of nonsense
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
people just come on the internet and say all kinds of nonsense
wondering what awkward prizes I can redeem my cringe points for and whether the points roll over each year or not
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
wondering what awkward prizes I can redeem my cringe points for and whether the points roll over each year or not
I think the default is Midwesternish. A lot of people learn to change their accent to be more nationwide/neutral, based on not wanting to stand out. I know I did from an early age and kinda regret it tbh
Accents are cool and endearing af. Bummer so many get stereotyped and/or shamed into submission
Accents are cool and endearing af. Bummer so many get stereotyped and/or shamed into submission
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I think the default is Midwesternish. A lot of people learn to change their accent to be more nationwide/neutral, based on not wanting to stand out. I know I did from an early age and kinda regret it tbh
Accents are cool and endearing af. Bummer so many get stereotyped and/or shamed into submission
Accents are cool and endearing af. Bummer so many get stereotyped and/or shamed into submission
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if we all post at the same time bsky will explode
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
if we all post at the same time bsky will explode
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starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers
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Just remembered this @thickyrubio.bsky.social banger
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Just remembered this @thickyrubio.bsky.social banger
I posted something on social media and now a stranger in the replies is yelling at me about my improper grammar. In this essay I won’t—
February 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I posted something on social media and now a stranger in the replies is yelling at me about my improper grammar. In this essay I won’t—
if you say so, random internet person, it must be so 🥺💔
February 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
if you say so, random internet person, it must be so 🥺💔