Dave Cactus
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
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It's been ages! How have you been?
February 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
It's been ages! How have you been?
🎶 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
–Bruce Springsteen, after cloning himself
–Bruce Springsteen, after cloning himself
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
🎶 Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
–Bruce Springsteen, after cloning himself
–Bruce Springsteen, after cloning himself
🎶 Yo, yo, yo, yo mama's...
...auto parts (yow)
...auto parts (yow)
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
🎶 Yo, yo, yo, yo mama's...
...auto parts (yow)
...auto parts (yow)
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ME: I can't seem to send emails
IT: It looks like your Outlook is corrupted
ME: Well they just don't appreciate me around here!
IT: It looks like your Outlook is corrupted
ME: Well they just don't appreciate me around here!
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
ME: I can't seem to send emails
IT: It looks like your Outlook is corrupted
ME: Well they just don't appreciate me around here!
IT: It looks like your Outlook is corrupted
ME: Well they just don't appreciate me around here!
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I fell asleep while a Jellyroll song was on and now all of my neighbors’ catalytic converters are missing
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I fell asleep while a Jellyroll song was on and now all of my neighbors’ catalytic converters are missing
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(at the casino)
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
(at the casino)
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?
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(Britney Spears voice)
Oops all berries again
Oops all berries again
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
(Britney Spears voice)
Oops all berries again
Oops all berries again
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One advantage to getting old is that you can smell like pepperoni and people just kind of expect it
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
One advantage to getting old is that you can smell like pepperoni and people just kind of expect it
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There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
August 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There are few things I enjoy more on a cold, wet, wintry day than driving past a line of shivering commuters stuck at a bus stop in the rain, with my radio and my heater both blasting on full.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
In fact, that's probably the main reason I became a bus driver in the first place.
*unrolling a banana peel like a condom*
January 31, 2026 at 10:49 PM
*unrolling a banana peel like a condom*
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Abbreviations drive me crazy, just call it Wizard of Ounce
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Abbreviations drive me crazy, just call it Wizard of Ounce
DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
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When I say "take me to church" this is what I mean
January 23, 2026 at 12:09 AM
When I say "take me to church" this is what I mean
Slab.
I'm going to get a ______ of pizza
Which do you say? Piece or slice?
Which do you say? Piece or slice?
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Slab.
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You cannot name your child “Dennis the Menace” and then be surprised by their behavior
January 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
You cannot name your child “Dennis the Menace” and then be surprised by their behavior
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No one:
Me: We’ve got crab legs. SEA GALLEY
Me: We’ve got crab legs. SEA GALLEY
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
No one:
Me: We’ve got crab legs. SEA GALLEY
Me: We’ve got crab legs. SEA GALLEY
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Me when I get asked about my Halloween costume for the third time today, and I'm not even wearing one, plus it's January
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Me when I get asked about my Halloween costume for the third time today, and I'm not even wearing one, plus it's January
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Bandcamp bans AI music
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the Velvet Sundown, the AI-generated psych-rock band from last year with hundreds of thousands of Spotify streams? Remember bands gett...
stereogum.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Bandcamp bans AI music
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John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.
Rest in peace, Bob.
Nice
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Rest in peace, Bob.
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I un-Cincinnati'd your chili
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I un-Cincinnati'd your chili
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Pfft. I've seen wuthereder heights.
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Pfft. I've seen wuthereder heights.
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The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal: