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The Road to Dumbasscus
My sort of unofficial approach to the nhl is I don’t care what any other team is doing unless it’s directly related to my team or funny and what I’ve pieced together of the Ottawa thing is hilarious
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
My sort of unofficial approach to the nhl is I don’t care what any other team is doing unless it’s directly related to my team or funny and what I’ve pieced together of the Ottawa thing is hilarious
The Ecologies of Gettint That Ass
January 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The Ecologies of Gettint That Ass
Incredible to consider that, in the current 2025-26 sporting season, Celtic might be the one that most honors and rewards my support (lmao). Says a good bit about what the supporters have been able to provoke. Also maybe says a lot more about how shit everything else I follow is doing lol
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Incredible to consider that, in the current 2025-26 sporting season, Celtic might be the one that most honors and rewards my support (lmao). Says a good bit about what the supporters have been able to provoke. Also maybe says a lot more about how shit everything else I follow is doing lol
Doing the khrushev we will
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Doing the khrushev we will
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
‘The Gadfly Suite’? They gave this mf a whole-ass suite
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
‘The Gadfly Suite’? They gave this mf a whole-ass suite
Nothing but hate for the freak imbeciles who cut the Caps’ organist, tried to make the arena seem like a dubai-owned airport lounge, and are now coming for fucking Sam Wolk of all people. Fuck you, you slime guzzling money whore freaks
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Nothing but hate for the freak imbeciles who cut the Caps’ organist, tried to make the arena seem like a dubai-owned airport lounge, and are now coming for fucking Sam Wolk of all people. Fuck you, you slime guzzling money whore freaks
‘Productivity Culture’? So like. Youre like German or
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
‘Productivity Culture’? So like. Youre like German or
Shaking my head and saying “this bitch always on my dick” about a system-generated email that comes at a regular interval and getting my spine torn out by an enraged coworker
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Shaking my head and saying “this bitch always on my dick” about a system-generated email that comes at a regular interval and getting my spine torn out by an enraged coworker
An event planner who makes all the Oscar’s shit happen at the winter olympics “on accident” would fuck so many people‘s shit up
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
An event planner who makes all the Oscar’s shit happen at the winter olympics “on accident” would fuck so many people‘s shit up
Just drawing a clock on a piece of paper and sliding it under my boss’ door and saying hey “completed my time sheet”
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Just drawing a clock on a piece of paper and sliding it under my boss’ door and saying hey “completed my time sheet”
Calling winter Olympians “Santa’s Little Helpers”
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Calling winter Olympians “Santa’s Little Helpers”
They should do shot put on skis at the winter variety show
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 PM
They should do shot put on skis at the winter variety show
Well, there was nothing you could do. He was on X Games mode
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Well, there was nothing you could do. He was on X Games mode
Watching the olympics: “Look at this DUMB bitch”
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Watching the olympics: “Look at this DUMB bitch”
I’ve been training my whole life to be an olympic athlete and the olympics not happening would be devastating. Well, that was stupid do. You should not have done that,
January 9, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I’ve been training my whole life to be an olympic athlete and the olympics not happening would be devastating. Well, that was stupid do. You should not have done that,
Honestly God bless the Italians for not building any of the shit the Olympics needs. This is my favorite subset of Olympics stories
January 9, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Honestly God bless the Italians for not building any of the shit the Olympics needs. This is my favorite subset of Olympics stories
The Strained Man
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
The Strained Man
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bazaars are actually pretty normal to me, that's just a marketplace
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
bazaars are actually pretty normal to me, that's just a marketplace
Politely explaining to the all staff that I “must get my Swerve on”
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Politely explaining to the all staff that I “must get my Swerve on”
Hearing it is Friday
January 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Hearing it is Friday
Andouille unto others as you would have others andouille unto you
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Andouille unto others as you would have others andouille unto you
‘Lying in bed’? Heh. Buddy, I bet that’s not the only place you’re lying ,
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
‘Lying in bed’? Heh. Buddy, I bet that’s not the only place you’re lying ,
Saying things like “where are you going?” And “what is your plan?” To the cat as they have a little passegiatta on my person as I lie in bed
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Saying things like “where are you going?” And “what is your plan?” To the cat as they have a little passegiatta on my person as I lie in bed
Giving an emotional solo a cappella rendition off Akon’s “Sorry, Blame it on me” and Pissing Everyone Off
January 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Giving an emotional solo a cappella rendition off Akon’s “Sorry, Blame it on me” and Pissing Everyone Off