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Tamper Proof Lid
@readuction.bsky.social
· Jun 22
Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
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Born to shit, destined to die
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Born to shit, destined to die
My wife is telling me I have to have tummy time rn or else my head will look like a box watermelon 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My wife is telling me I have to have tummy time rn or else my head will look like a box watermelon 🙄
Bro I heard you were closed cause of a drainage issue? Yeah there was a AlertDC alert about it
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bro I heard you were closed cause of a drainage issue? Yeah there was a AlertDC alert about it
Is epcot real or like a movie? White people mention it a lot and I have no idea and I refuse to look it up
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is epcot real or like a movie? White people mention it a lot and I have no idea and I refuse to look it up
Giuseppe Gary Baldy
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Giuseppe Gary Baldy
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You can basically say anything "... is a hell of a drug" and somebody will think it's the hardest thing they've ever read.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You can basically say anything "... is a hell of a drug" and somebody will think it's the hardest thing they've ever read.
Walnut bf , chestnut gf
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Walnut bf , chestnut gf
Babe this stream is full of mica flecks we’re gonna be fucking rich
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Babe this stream is full of mica flecks we’re gonna be fucking rich
Limestone Slurry bf, Potash gf
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Limestone Slurry bf, Potash gf
A Sheep What Wore the Wolf Clothes
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A Sheep What Wore the Wolf Clothes
A Jester in Wolf’s Clothing
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A Jester in Wolf’s Clothing
Thwacking into the work week
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thwacking into the work week
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In terms of the secretive reptilians, Paul Rudd is the most handsome of his species.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In terms of the secretive reptilians, Paul Rudd is the most handsome of his species.
Walter Mommydale
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Walter Mommydale
In honor of dick cheney, this week’s work cafeteria specials are freedom fries and enhanced interrogation technique asparagus
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
In honor of dick cheney, this week’s work cafeteria specials are freedom fries and enhanced interrogation technique asparagus
It’s crazy that of all the shit that happened to Forrest The Gump, he met a guy and went into business with a guy, who already had a company with ‘Gump’ in the name
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s crazy that of all the shit that happened to Forrest The Gump, he met a guy and went into business with a guy, who already had a company with ‘Gump’ in the name
The Gateway Joke
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Gateway Joke
Calling peanut butter “peanut abalone”
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Calling peanut butter “peanut abalone”
I am going to Ruin the Work Week tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am going to Ruin the Work Week tomorrow
I tell you what, I do not know what St. Martin was doing out in the fields but they cooked with the academy there
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I tell you what, I do not know what St. Martin was doing out in the fields but they cooked with the academy there
The Slembalthur Quartet
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Slembalthur Quartet
Alphonsus The Bird
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Alphonsus The Bird
Filet Delphia Cheese
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Filet Delphia Cheese