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The Road to Dumbasscus
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off-pudding? poor guy
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
off-pudding? poor guy
Broadcast keeps showing a Dortmund fan in a Dortmund puffer jacket and star wars winter hat at the Waldstadion with a woman in Frankfurt attire and I hate him. I hate him so.
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Broadcast keeps showing a Dortmund fan in a Dortmund puffer jacket and star wars winter hat at the Waldstadion with a woman in Frankfurt attire and I hate him. I hate him so.
Few words are as powerful in a professional context as a confident and irreverent “bro, what?”
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Few words are as powerful in a professional context as a confident and irreverent “bro, what?”
Fusiliers? One detachment of fusiliers is all you brought, bro? No, it’s fine. Yeah, we aren’t facing a THIRD COALITION or anything you FUCKING dolt!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Fusiliers? One detachment of fusiliers is all you brought, bro? No, it’s fine. Yeah, we aren’t facing a THIRD COALITION or anything you FUCKING dolt!!!!
Chicken Noodle Soup for the Hole
January 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Chicken Noodle Soup for the Hole
Babe wake up PLD is on the ice rn
Pierre-Luc Dubois is skating on his own after the Caps’ morning skate here in Chicago
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Babe wake up PLD is on the ice rn
It’s crazy how only freaks say “supped” about dinner
January 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It’s crazy how only freaks say “supped” about dinner
Scalding hot toast
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Scalding hot toast
Way to suck Bongo donk ass bro
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Way to suck Bongo donk ass bro
Silent metro car:
Loudly, sort of contemplative in a 30s movie way: “Ahhhh. To be known!”
Loudly, sort of contemplative in a 30s movie way: “Ahhhh. To be known!”
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Silent metro car:
Loudly, sort of contemplative in a 30s movie way: “Ahhhh. To be known!”
Loudly, sort of contemplative in a 30s movie way: “Ahhhh. To be known!”
@crabman.bsky.social they should just ask you
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
@crabman.bsky.social they should just ask you
Mouthing “Sharamuska” as I eat a pound of trail mix
January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Mouthing “Sharamuska” as I eat a pound of trail mix
My sort of unofficial approach to the nhl is I don’t care what any other team is doing unless it’s directly related to my team or funny and what I’ve pieced together of the Ottawa thing is hilarious
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
My sort of unofficial approach to the nhl is I don’t care what any other team is doing unless it’s directly related to my team or funny and what I’ve pieced together of the Ottawa thing is hilarious
The Ecologies of Gettint That Ass
January 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The Ecologies of Gettint That Ass
Incredible to consider that, in the current 2025-26 sporting season, Celtic might be the one that most honors and rewards my support (lmao). Says a good bit about what the supporters have been able to provoke. Also maybe says a lot more about how shit everything else I follow is doing lol
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Incredible to consider that, in the current 2025-26 sporting season, Celtic might be the one that most honors and rewards my support (lmao). Says a good bit about what the supporters have been able to provoke. Also maybe says a lot more about how shit everything else I follow is doing lol
Doing the khrushev we will
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Doing the khrushev we will
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
Bury you shoe thing at work but I’m saying “We’re Listening to Haydn!!”
‘The Gadfly Suite’? They gave this mf a whole-ass suite
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
‘The Gadfly Suite’? They gave this mf a whole-ass suite
Nothing but hate for the freak imbeciles who cut the Caps’ organist, tried to make the arena seem like a dubai-owned airport lounge, and are now coming for fucking Sam Wolk of all people. Fuck you, you slime guzzling money whore freaks
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Nothing but hate for the freak imbeciles who cut the Caps’ organist, tried to make the arena seem like a dubai-owned airport lounge, and are now coming for fucking Sam Wolk of all people. Fuck you, you slime guzzling money whore freaks
‘Productivity Culture’? So like. Youre like German or
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
‘Productivity Culture’? So like. Youre like German or
Shaking my head and saying “this bitch always on my dick” about a system-generated email that comes at a regular interval and getting my spine torn out by an enraged coworker
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Shaking my head and saying “this bitch always on my dick” about a system-generated email that comes at a regular interval and getting my spine torn out by an enraged coworker
An event planner who makes all the Oscar’s shit happen at the winter olympics “on accident” would fuck so many people‘s shit up
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
An event planner who makes all the Oscar’s shit happen at the winter olympics “on accident” would fuck so many people‘s shit up
Just drawing a clock on a piece of paper and sliding it under my boss’ door and saying hey “completed my time sheet”
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Just drawing a clock on a piece of paper and sliding it under my boss’ door and saying hey “completed my time sheet”
Calling winter Olympians “Santa’s Little Helpers”
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Calling winter Olympians “Santa’s Little Helpers”