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mammon
@derekhill.bsky.social
ยท Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that ๐๐๐ bsky.app/profile/did:...
waiting to see if one large bee takes off before taking a crack
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
waiting to see if one large bee takes off before taking a crack
how come when it's an epic rap battle it's pretty much basically always of history
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
how come when it's an epic rap battle it's pretty much basically always of history
epic rap battle of history
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
epic rap battle of history
One large bee is pushing the boundaries of bee girth
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
One large bee is pushing the boundaries of bee girth
banshees probably didn't invent screaming but they pretty much perfected it
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
banshees probably didn't invent screaming but they pretty much perfected it
you're right, it's a conversation
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 AM
you're right, it's a conversation
the only olympians i should be spectating rn are the little olympians of my dreamscape
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
the only olympians i should be spectating rn are the little olympians of my dreamscape
i'm watching the olympics
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
i'm watching the olympics
i'm just a spectator, the olympians are really the ones doing the heavy lifting
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
i'm just a spectator, the olympians are really the ones doing the heavy lifting
i'd have to check my diaries
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
i'd have to check my diaries
the da vinci code taught me everything i needed to know about epstein
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the da vinci code taught me everything i needed to know about epstein
they should give a medal to the country that keeps their sleeping accommodations the tidiest
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
they should give a medal to the country that keeps their sleeping accommodations the tidiest
my whole problem is i haven't been issued my special trick
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
my whole problem is i haven't been issued my special trick
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everybody should have a special trick
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
everybody should have a special trick
david attenborrows your girl
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
david attenborrows your girl
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yeah babe its called bluesky i have like over a thousand followers on there from making funny posts and shit its not really a huge deal but its how i express myself sometimes. like check this out hold on a sec:
patrick masturbateman. anyone said this fucking shit yet
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patrick masturbateman. anyone said this fucking shit yet
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February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
yeah babe its called bluesky i have like over a thousand followers on there from making funny posts and shit its not really a huge deal but its how i express myself sometimes. like check this out hold on a sec:
patrick masturbateman. anyone said this fucking shit yet
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patrick masturbateman. anyone said this fucking shit yet
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the Shut Up crew is often falling silent
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
the Shut Up crew is often falling silent
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I have a shoes on in the house waiver I carry around from my doctor
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I have a shoes on in the house waiver I carry around from my doctor
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These little freaks are skating their hearts out
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
These little freaks are skating their hearts out