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effortless olympian
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i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ bsky.app/profile/did:...
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I have a shoes on in the house waiver I carry around from my doctor
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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These little freaks are skating their hearts out
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
i know what to do
February 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
whenever i ask him he gets really agitated and goes in the garage for the rest of the day
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
this is just like those online videos
February 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
claviculsr is my dad please stop talking about him
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
inventing a slim stretch chino must feel orgasmic when you and your team set out to design a pant that wears effortlessly from the gym to the office to the bar
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
do kids even play with live mouse traps anymore?
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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www.paypal.me/SamuelWheele... i am sorry again to put this on people's feeds, but i have two bills due tomorrow that i dont have enough money to pay. One is 93 dollars and the other is 134 dollars. I'm struggling horribly lately to keep my head above the water and any amount of help is appreciated
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February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
watch my beef for a sec
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
saved me
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
is it too much to ask for a little impunity?
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
testing out new material with my toes hanging over a windy precipice
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
lmao last night was a blur
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
cream cheese da bagel
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
am i stealing?
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i'm against bikes but only because i think efficient power delivery systems are devil-made
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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do you like my origami crab? if you look closely you'll notice he's uncut
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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your wet hot american honor
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
my medical history is dope
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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fuck it. ping pong movie 50x speed
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
mixed doubles gold medal match on in half an hour TURN UP
on curling #blug
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
hb mother effing d
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
how big?
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM