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effortless olympian
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i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ bsky.app/profile/did:...
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If you want beef then bring the ruckus, one large bee ain't nothin to fuck with
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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one epic rap battle of history after another
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
fool's gold? you mean snyder's of hanover?
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
okay, bot ๐Ÿ™„
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 AM
thats straight up trippy
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 AM
waiting to see if one large bee takes off before taking a crack
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
how come when it's an epic rap battle it's pretty much basically always of history
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
epic rap battle of history
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
One large bee is pushing the boundaries of bee girth
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
banshees probably didn't invent screaming but they pretty much perfected it
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
you're right, it's a conversation
February 11, 2026 at 5:53 AM
it do be like that
February 11, 2026 at 5:52 AM
the only olympians i should be spectating rn are the little olympians of my dreamscape
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
i'm watching the olympics
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
i'm just a spectator, the olympians are really the ones doing the heavy lifting
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
i'd have to check my diaries
February 11, 2026 at 5:36 AM
the da vinci code taught me everything i needed to know about epstein
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
they should give a medal to the country that keeps their sleeping accommodations the tidiest
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
the fetid olympian
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
#blug i wrote this one for myself, and for some asshole who i can't remember and who will never read this
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
my whole problem is i haven't been issued my special trick
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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That's been debonked
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
everybody should have a special trick
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
david attenborrows your girl
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM