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mammon
@derekhill.bsky.social
· Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Tired of frickin yourself to The Porn Channel? Try manipulating a heavy object with your mind
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Tired of frickin yourself to The Porn Channel? Try manipulating a heavy object with your mind
check this shit out later: it's friday 😏
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
check this shit out later: it's friday 😏
eff off, mouthbreather
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
eff off, mouthbreather
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Does your establishment have a glorious hole?
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Does your establishment have a glorious hole?
would you do something interesting for freedom?
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
would you do something interesting for freedom?
i'm wearing a blue sweater
February 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i'm wearing a blue sweater
a burger by any other name would taste just as beefy
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
a burger by any other name would taste just as beefy
they're distracting me later
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
they're distracting me later
finally working on a book. it's called My Interesting Lifestyle
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
finally working on a book. it's called My Interesting Lifestyle
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hey Arnold
you came and you gave without taking
you came and you gave without taking
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
hey Arnold
you came and you gave without taking
you came and you gave without taking
copy would be nothing without paste
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
copy would be nothing without paste
when hell smoothens over
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
when hell smoothens over
i like posting these white background ones late at night because i feel they're probably more attention-grabbing for those scrolling in the dark #blug
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
i like posting these white background ones late at night because i feel they're probably more attention-grabbing for those scrolling in the dark #blug
let me apply aquaphor to your chapped knuckles homie, i promise to be tender
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
let me apply aquaphor to your chapped knuckles homie, i promise to be tender
who else stores their milk jugs sideways in the crisper drawer, i'm tryna see something
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
who else stores their milk jugs sideways in the crisper drawer, i'm tryna see something
aye i've seen your posts, they're not bad... your gif work is a little sloppy
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
aye i've seen your posts, they're not bad... your gif work is a little sloppy
you're so loyal and true bro. have you ever thought about joining the swiss guard?
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
you're so loyal and true bro. have you ever thought about joining the swiss guard?
my show 'the dumptys' is widely regarded as a failure for cbs but it has a loyal fanbase
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
my show 'the dumptys' is widely regarded as a failure for cbs but it has a loyal fanbase
i could really go for a bountiful harvest rn for real
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i could really go for a bountiful harvest rn for real
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Fondle my life
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Fondle my life
humpty of the house dumpty
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 AM
humpty of the house dumpty
humpty dumpty what are you doin up there, bud? can you jump down here real quick?
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
humpty dumpty what are you doin up there, bud? can you jump down here real quick?
accidentally beholds you
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
accidentally beholds you