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mammon
@derekhill.bsky.social
· Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...
gonna make them play clubbed to death while they're putting me in the ground
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
gonna make them play clubbed to death while they're putting me in the ground
clavicular has been found dead
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 AM
clavicular has been found dead
moving fast and breaking things in a benevolent way
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
moving fast and breaking things in a benevolent way
being hyperspecific for the vine
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
being hyperspecific for the vine
One large bee attacked my family with an immersion blender
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
One large bee attacked my family with an immersion blender
valentimes day anyone said that shit
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
valentimes day anyone said that shit
i can't stop soyfacing at the laundromat i'm literally crying rn
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
i can't stop soyfacing at the laundromat i'm literally crying rn
the knowledge that green day has been around longer than radiohead just passed through me like a ghost
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
the knowledge that green day has been around longer than radiohead just passed through me like a ghost
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the fcc should grant me a frequency
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
the fcc should grant me a frequency
i followed all you guys for gamer news
February 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
i followed all you guys for gamer news
it took me like 20 seconds to make sense of the world just now
February 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
it took me like 20 seconds to make sense of the world just now
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every app on my phone is a chamber of shaolin
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
every app on my phone is a chamber of shaolin
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Im da joka baby
So why dont you kill me...
So why dont you kill me...
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Im da joka baby
So why dont you kill me...
So why dont you kill me...
are any of you guys interested in tomorrow?
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
are any of you guys interested in tomorrow?
customarily, how many zippo tricks at a job interview? it's at goldman
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
customarily, how many zippo tricks at a job interview? it's at goldman
starting to get some good feedback
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
starting to get some good feedback
how turtled was my neck
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
how turtled was my neck
for whom the neck turtles
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
for whom the neck turtles
siri generate a thought provoking listicle for my reading pleasure
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
siri generate a thought provoking listicle for my reading pleasure
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It’s very beautiful outside you stupid motherfucker
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It’s very beautiful outside you stupid motherfucker
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Yelling “I pay your salary, asshole!” at the petting zoo goat
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Yelling “I pay your salary, asshole!” at the petting zoo goat
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grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass