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mammon
@derekhill.bsky.social
· Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...
putting in my will they have to show a 4-hour ocarina of time memerun in the middle of my funeral
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 AM
putting in my will they have to show a 4-hour ocarina of time memerun in the middle of my funeral
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if you give me an animal and a job i will draw a picture of the animal doing the job
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
if you give me an animal and a job i will draw a picture of the animal doing the job
straight up unruly with it
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
straight up unruly with it
did they ever let sheryl crow have some fun
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 AM
did they ever let sheryl crow have some fun
rodents would be universally beloved if they knew how to bark
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
rodents would be universally beloved if they knew how to bark
alright i'm writing about curling
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
alright i'm writing about curling
investing in water. everyone needs this shit
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
investing in water. everyone needs this shit
i've been in the metaverse this whole time
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
i've been in the metaverse this whole time
any one who is different than me is an alien and any one who is the same as me is annoying
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 AM
any one who is different than me is an alien and any one who is the same as me is annoying
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hard foiled egg (holographic)
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
hard foiled egg (holographic)
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*gtaV michael voice* I never watched those live action nickelodeon shows as a kid. I was all about cartoons. That's all I cared about.
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
*gtaV michael voice* I never watched those live action nickelodeon shows as a kid. I was all about cartoons. That's all I cared about.
your wet hot american honor
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
your wet hot american honor
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tarot reading where the fortune teller has just drawn the death card ten times in a row and is afraid im going to refuse to pay: ah. This is good news
April 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
tarot reading where the fortune teller has just drawn the death card ten times in a row and is afraid im going to refuse to pay: ah. This is good news
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I am sorry once again to be doing this, but im in this same position once again and struggling badly. If anyone has anything they can spare i would be extremely grateful. i just need enough to pay a few bills
I don't like having to do this again, but im in a bad spot where I have a few smaller bills piling up and no money to pay them. If there's anything anyone could spare id be extremely grateful, I think like 200 dollars would save me here
really embarassed to be making this post, but im in a bad situation and i could use help. i woke up to find that my bank account has been frozen because of a credit card ive been unable to pay off. i need maybe 230 bucks or so to reopen it. any help would be appreciated www.paypal.me/SamuelWheele...
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I am sorry once again to be doing this, but im in this same position once again and struggling badly. If anyone has anything they can spare i would be extremely grateful. i just need enough to pay a few bills
westside pootie superbowl halftime show
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
westside pootie superbowl halftime show
humanely culling a free-grazing herd of edit button desirers
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
humanely culling a free-grazing herd of edit button desirers
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Sexpatriot von Roosevelt
August 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sexpatriot von Roosevelt
can i take the cheese with me when i die?
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
can i take the cheese with me when i die?
i was off-camera threatening other members of wu-tang clan while rza made that one beat
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i was off-camera threatening other members of wu-tang clan while rza made that one beat
run don't walk to your battle stations
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
run don't walk to your battle stations
i just purchased sixty nine thousand US dollars with my bitcoin
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i just purchased sixty nine thousand US dollars with my bitcoin
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hell is a big scary room
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
hell is a big scary room