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effortless olympian
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i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...
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If you want beef then bring the ruckus, one large bee ain't nothin to fuck with
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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one epic rap battle of history after another
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
fool's gold? you mean snyder's of hanover?
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
waiting to see if one large bee takes off before taking a crack
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
how come when it's an epic rap battle it's pretty much basically always of history
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 AM
One large bee is pushing the boundaries of bee girth
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
banshees probably didn't invent screaming but they pretty much perfected it
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
the only olympians i should be spectating rn are the little olympians of my dreamscape
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
i'm watching the olympics
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
i'm just a spectator, the olympians are really the ones doing the heavy lifting
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
the da vinci code taught me everything i needed to know about epstein
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the fetid olympian
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 AM
#blug i wrote this one for myself, and for some asshole who i can't remember and who will never read this
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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That's been debonked
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
everybody should have a special trick
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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yeah babe its called bluesky i have like over a thousand followers on there from making funny posts and shit its not really a huge deal but its how i express myself sometimes. like check this out hold on a sec:

patrick masturbateman. anyone said this fucking shit yet

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February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the Shut Up crew is often falling silent
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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I have a shoes on in the house waiver I carry around from my doctor
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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These little freaks are skating their hearts out
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
claviculsr is my dad please stop talking about him
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
inventing a slim stretch chino must feel orgasmic when you and your team set out to design a pant that wears effortlessly from the gym to the office to the bar
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
do kids even play with live mouse traps anymore?
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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www.paypal.me/SamuelWheele... i am sorry again to put this on people's feeds, but i have two bills due tomorrow that i dont have enough money to pay. One is 93 dollars and the other is 134 dollars. I'm struggling horribly lately to keep my head above the water and any amount of help is appreciated
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February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
watch my beef for a sec
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
is it too much to ask for a little impunity?
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM