mummyn
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i got goosebumps
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i easily won the top gun fighter pilot training school in san diego. my call sign is Piss Fountain
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low hanging fruit
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hyman roth is pretty much main style goals
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"there's no such thing as 'par two' in golf" i was assuming they would explain that in the movie
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i thought you guys were saying 'the godfather par two'. thought it was a golf movie
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just beat the phillies to get to the NLCS against either the cubs or the brewers
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you get it 🤣🤣🤣
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every sport playoff series format should follow tennis deuce rules: first team to win two in a row, no game cap
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What ladies are the best at kissing these days? My buddies and I are looking for some girlfriends
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third base coach was kicking up frame precise dust clouds
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dodgers took that series the old fashioned way: praying for good rng
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hyphenating halfway like an ignoramus to distract myself from this dodger game
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sawing my leg off half-way up the shin to distract myself from this dodger game
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everytime i move my bomes they cruncha
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joe swanson famliy guy
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My favorite batman character ... Joe
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social • 28m
who is joe
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joe swanson famliy guy