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mammon
@derekhill.bsky.social
· Nov 21
i'm writing about food and movies etc and posting it every day on bluesky. here's a feed of all that 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...
can i take the cheese with me when i die?
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
can i take the cheese with me when i die?
i was off-camera threatening other members of wu-tang clan while rza made that one beat
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i was off-camera threatening other members of wu-tang clan while rza made that one beat
run don't walk to your battle stations
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
run don't walk to your battle stations
i just purchased sixty nine thousand US dollars with my bitcoin
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i just purchased sixty nine thousand US dollars with my bitcoin
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hell is a big scary room
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
hell is a big scary room
rich cat meme i should go to sleep
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 AM
rich cat meme i should go to sleep
i speak a hundred languages but spanish isn't one of them
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
i speak a hundred languages but spanish isn't one of them
who do the seahawks get to play when they win this one?
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
who do the seahawks get to play when they win this one?
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i've heard the olympics drone has bad politics
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
i've heard the olympics drone has bad politics
you can keep your tags on stuff while you get it tailored. and then who's gonna check when you return it?
February 8, 2026 at 6:28 AM
you can keep your tags on stuff while you get it tailored. and then who's gonna check when you return it?
the vibes are eternally stale in hell
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
the vibes are eternally stale in hell
hearing the olympics drone coming up from behind while i'm on the toilet
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 AM
hearing the olympics drone coming up from behind while i'm on the toilet
you can't be "good" at "time"
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
you can't be "good" at "time"
"you'd rather be skiing?"
no i said i'd rather be skin
no i said i'd rather be skin
February 8, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"you'd rather be skiing?"
no i said i'd rather be skin
no i said i'd rather be skin
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hey what's up guys this is my skate video where i attempt to skate through this brick wall, the next 3 hours are me with no music slamming into a wall, 10 views and one comment from my mom asking if I'm ok
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 AM
hey what's up guys this is my skate video where i attempt to skate through this brick wall, the next 3 hours are me with no music slamming into a wall, 10 views and one comment from my mom asking if I'm ok
sleeping rightside up like an upside down bat
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
sleeping rightside up like an upside down bat
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pushing my date in a puddle and walking over her
February 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
pushing my date in a puddle and walking over her
a sour stench clings to you, big guy
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
a sour stench clings to you, big guy
i enjoy the next guy as much as the next guy,
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
i enjoy the next guy as much as the next guy,
don't worry about the ugliness of your heart bro, everyone's like that
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
don't worry about the ugliness of your heart bro, everyone's like that
ZOMBIES? FROM FREAKIN COD ZOMBIES?
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
ZOMBIES? FROM FREAKIN COD ZOMBIES?
you're fine to use the bath if you want but you'll have to push the beans to the side
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
you're fine to use the bath if you want but you'll have to push the beans to the side