The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 50m
I feel safest when I’m verbally abusing you
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 2d
Nobody said we have to go fast
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 2d
It’s a goddamn outrage
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 2d
Anyone wanna do a Shadow Ticket book club?
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 2d
I’m still pissed off about Teapot Dome
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 4d
I’m sorry about your nephew
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 4d
Found some dead rats in my yard. There’s lunch sorted!
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 4d
Grocery store for the criminally insane
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 6d
Going for my first bike ride since the accident*. It’s been a long road, and I’m not done healing yet, but this is a big milestone!
*: slept on my neck weird
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 7d
I’m a roll model—I’m sexy and I’m rolling around like a big wheel!
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 7d
Be suspicious of people you meet—any one of them could sabotage you
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 7d
The prisoners in my dungeon are being sooo emotional
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 9d
It’s been a while since something beggared belief
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 9d
Seeing a physical therapist for the first time today. Death 🔜
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 16d
Consult a doctor if you experience lemon elation for more than four hours.
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 16d
Look, I got the date wrong. We all make mistakes. But the rapture is still happening
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 17d
If you’re the mayor, then who did I bribe?
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 17d
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 18d
Honestly he’s earned it!
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 18d
Bribing the mayor today
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 18d
Do you accept bribes, your honor?
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 18d
If any of my followers are seeking undue influence, I am accepting bribes
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 18d
Yes. Executive function, economy of motion and some basic motor skills as well.
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 18d
My fellow grocery shoppers are dull and slow
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The Unahugger
@nedflaczynski.bsky.social
· 19d
Dining at the 1,000-year-old gastropub
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