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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 5h

theyre so whimsical

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 5h

Zigong in Sichuan used to have natural gas busses powered by a ballon on top that would slowly deflate as it got used up

Natural gas powered busses in Zigong, large balloon of natural gas atop the busses

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 15h

is there a way to press tofu without using half a roll of paper towels

tofu pressing setup - catch dish, paper towels, firm tofu, paper towels, plate, dish rag, cast iron pan, dish rag, 25 lbs of weights

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 15h

got a short power outage at almost exactly noon so all the reset clocks are only like ~2 mins off lol

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 1d

Project Farm condoms review

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 1d

how the hell did this get past the FTC

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 8d

nearly broke my wheelbarrow loading this behemoth

huge rock in a wheelbarrow

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 10d

the oomf project at NIST

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 14

20 hours

9.5 lb pork shoulder smoked on grill

9.5 lb pork shoulder smoked on grill, on sheet pan

9.5 lb pork shoulder smoked on grill, bone removed

9.5 lb pork shoulder, deconstructed

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 13

If you're a country in your early-21st century, build a nuclear weapons program.

Go into IMF debt if you have to.

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 12

accidentally bought mortons instead of diamond crystal kosher salt

oh my god bruh cate blanchette meme

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 12

gotta check them out, last year in atlanta i devoured two bahn mi's at 2am and I've missed something like that here

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 12

oh damn that new place?

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 12

Her last name sounds like some useless bloatware that came preinstalled on a windows vista HP desktop PC

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 12

smoke em if you got em

big ass 9 lb pork shoulder prepped

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 11

Ironically most of the carjacking done in the Grand Theft Auto games would legally be classified as joyriding, not grand theft auto; rarely is the intent to permanently keep the vehicle.

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 11

if i had a premodern army I'd have regiments of mobile bell towers spread throughout. Just seeing the towers crest the battle's hill with a cacophony of CLANG, CLANG, CLANG would make my enemies wither away.

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 11

we gotta bring back ads like this

Northern newspaper ad during American civil war, reading
WE HANG JEFF DAVIS ON A SOUR APPLE TREE!

WE HANG JEFF DAVIS ON A SOUR APPLE TREE!

WE HANG JEFF DAVIS ON A SOUR APPLE TREE !

Everybody reading the foregoing expects, as a matter of course, for something wonderful to follow, while it is only a little ruse---for which we ask your pardon---to rivet your attention to the fact, that the Great Slaughter Sale of Boots and Shoes will last but a SHORT TIME longer.

Remember the Presents that we give our patrons are Handsome, Useful and Valuable. There are Silk Handkerchiefs and Neckties for Gents; Albums and Picture Frames for Ladies, and some Nice Goods for Boys and Girls, which accompany all sales.

WHITE FRONT SHOE STORE.

20 East Third St.

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 11

Let's see Paul Allen's balls

Business card scene from American Psycho

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 10

Riders on the Storm is the Doors' 1971 song.
Riders of the Storm is a 1929 silent Western film.
Riders in the Storm is a 1995 low-budget Western B Movie.

By my calculations we will run out of prepositions by 2080

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 9

They're making a movie about the donkey kong arcade game called One Barrel After Another

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 8

John Roberts the Acquiescent

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 8

The sequel will be Two Battle After Another

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 7

gripe moments and sorrow

chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · Sep 7

this looks like a King of the Hill Chuck Mangione tie-in