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mummyn
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 16m
we've gotta stop talking about escalator and elevator like they're different shit, escalator's just a hundred tiny elevators
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 1h
me and my boys all changing our name to Valerie Jane Morris Goodall to honor her
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 2h
they look like this -> 👖
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
"Ocean's Identity" "Ocean's Supremacy" and "Ocean's Ultimatum"
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
"can't offer"
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
we all would have liked those goofy star wars movies better if they had been called "The Skywalker Identity" "The Skywalker Supremacy" and "The Skywalker Ultimatum"
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
what does sleeping have that staying awake doesn't offer
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
everybody's got that one pair of pants that they have
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
you just clowned your last rodeo mr putin
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
bring hither that shit i like
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
bring hither the flatted stanley
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 12h
don't you forget it
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 12h
and bring hither the flatted stanley, and kill it; and let us eat, and be merry:
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 12h
do you guys mind if im chillin in the dark rn
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 14h
if it keeps getting colder at this rate shit is gonna be downright inhospitable in a few years
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 14h
james hurley from twin peaks ridin his hog with the words "james hurley" on top
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 14h
ridin' hog #classiccoolstuff
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 15h
never mind
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 16h
hankees
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derekhill.bsky.social
mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 16h
bruce lee is wearing a blue shirt with a white collar
Alt: bruce lee is wearing a blue shirt with a white collar he bows
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 16h
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 17h
spongebob appeared to me as a character on a television, as a young child.
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 17h
take to your boats
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mummyn @derekhill.bsky.social · 18h
chocolate
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18h
“Well, I dunno. … Okay, sounds good to me.”
“Well, I dunno. … Okay, sounds good to me.”
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