Natural Umbrella Forever
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theyre calling it “the most human experience of all time” Humanly Natural thog nation 🏳️‍⚧️, quinlin, phl
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i just learned about newport news from looking at maps yesterday and was astonished
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spongebob appeared to me as a character on a television, as a young child.
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napster ass bitch…
- the anti piracy warrior
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tents retain heat too much so i would likely die
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Fountain fight (Destroy yourselves for the rest of us)
Oil on canvas 40"x48"
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me too cause my shirt was too big when i drank the ramen broth. which is what i was getting at in my post just now.
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welcome back everyone ive been waiting for you, here!
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My poem is as follows

‘Amputated hand is a wound which only time itself could heal’
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i probably sound crazy right now… forget i said anything…
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im writing a poem and i need an example of a wound that only time will heal if you have suggestions
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have you guys ever eaten ramen noodle in a big shirt
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watching a pot that already boiled is stupid.
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yes well probably but only if you say id like to solve the puzzle.
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okayyy go on youre hot on the trail