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Tamper Proof Lid
@readuction.bsky.social
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It looks so good too
MLB says “With last roof panel placed, The Trop has its look back” with a picture of the boring unattractive stadium looking like it always has
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Lmao was typing this when that went in
“If I were the Washington Capitals, I would score a goal” in the compose post screen
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Frank At Night
Lotta posts from caps folks about Ethen Frank
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I AM DOING A BADMAN CHECK-IN I NEED SIX BADMEN TO POST, NOT SHARE, THIS MESSAGE TO SHOW YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK. PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO WILL. LET'S GO GENTLEMEN.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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What in shit is this feed dog
Three fucking weirdos. One bald like the theranos guy from Marvel. Middle guy has long hair but is also balding in the middle. Third guy looks like a bald Italian and he’s mid sentence gesturing with his hand
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Training my coworkers to shut the fuck up with one of these
Cat clicker for click training
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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God help us
Tamper Proof Lid 6,006 followers
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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People stupid
Tamper Proof Lid 5,996 followers
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Well, it’s great that’s a thing that exists, then
Federal Baseball headline: “The Washington Nationals are searching for the Fountain of Youth” wirh picture of the new baseball guy
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Whoever made this the forfeit icon in fifa knew
Forfeit icon in fifa video game is arteta head in hands after missing a massive penalty during his time as a player
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Male loneliness 😔
GQ “Why These Menswear Designers Sketch, Sew, and Sell Their Clothes All by Themselves” with picture of man doing so
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Why would they do this to us
AP: “Bagpipers claim world record with AC/ DC's 'It's a Long Way to the Top' “ with picture of many bagpipers playing at once
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Sending this to everyone in the MS Teams contact list For Their Awareness
A graphic about the ‘daisy cutter’ bomb. Shows how they push it out the ass of a plane, a parachute slowly guides it down, and the 15,000 lbs thing blows things to hell in a 2,600 ft. radius. Very normal thing
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Look at this pedo bitch
Guardian headline reads “The Guardian US Catholic bishops elect conservative president, doubling down on rightward lean” wirh a picture of some pedo priest talking
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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I got them from a French man if that's relevant.
Reddit what is it? Page. Picture of a black leather boot that has a little sleeve for stashing an orange sort of tool looks like a comb on the inner side. Title reads “What's this red plastic stick that came with my boots? I got them from a French man if that's relevant.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Bad news for all you Slop Sluts
NewsNation says “Decline in 'slop bowl' sales signals warning for restaurant chains” with picture of people eating chipotle
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Turks sure love mayor drama
“Turkey Seeks Jail Sentence of Over 2,000 Years for Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu” with picture of the guy
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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PS1-ass shoe
Highsnobiety headline: “These Are the Best Shoes of 2025” with very pixelated image of a shoe to conserve its privacy
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Cause he’s always hurt and is marginally above average when he plays his six games a year
Federal Baseball says “Why Willi Castro is a sensible free agent signing for the Washington Nationals” with picture of ball player in twins uniform
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Also like what the fuck
Compose screen. I’ve typed like 15 rat emojis and bsky asks if I’m writing in Korean.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Lmao
NME headline: “Henry Rollins clarifies new album he made with Minor Threat icon lan MacKaye features neither of them” with a picture of Rollins at a mic talking
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The duality of man
Screenshot of my posts. Two are directly on top of each other Post 1: “My ass will be laughing and shit” Post 2: “Crying: babe I’m hungry”
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Heh. Well!
Guns and Butter I It seemed that Bap, who buried two milk churns like two zigzaggy funerary urns between the posts of a gate, would now be most likely to castigate me for daring to explode the myth of the mother lode. II It seemed that Biscuit, who rigged a tin of cookies one night in Desertmartin, would now hold me in utter contempt for daring to spread the butter meant to save his guns from rust on my small bit of a crust.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Helper_Brand Promoted Why is everyone eating Hamburger Helper again?
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Mayo pete 🐀
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM