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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · Jun 22

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

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dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 4h

dudes will literally buy a box of dude wipes rather than wash they ass

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 4h

Good ol’ dang ol’ boo, man, night man dang ol’ mar man

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 4h

A Classic for A Reason

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 4h

You do not want that shit in your eyes

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry you don’t know how to compartmentalize bruh

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 4h

Ooo wee and so on,

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 4h

“And Vlad is like, yeaaaaah yeaaaaah..

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

Can’t wait for the 7 minute long jomboy lip read

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

Being a Hater is so goated

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

This man said “if you put sticky inside”

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

I’m starting to wonder if I should wonder (Pre-Contemplative Stage) if it’s a problem that I Have a Post for….many things

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 9d

Walking through the office like the sand guys in dune and making everyone extremely mad

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 5h

In this house we believe
get a JOB
do the sand dude walk in an OFFICE and
PISS OFF all your coworkers like the
REST OF US

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe he can get a JOB and do the sand dude walk in an OFFICE and PISS OFF all his coworkers like the REST OF US

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · Dec 10

Timothée Chalametropolitan Museum of Art

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

And you all liked this guy. Lmao. He was robertson dylan, and you LIKED him. Lmfao

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h

Yankees Videos
SAY>
"Yanks in 5 let's go!"
@snyyankees • 2h
Timothée Chalamet is at ALDS Game 4 at
Yankee Stadium

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

Shut up bitch lmao Ernie Clement ATE at your dang Home!!!!

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

New York Yankees fans rn: Uhhhh is there a Sportsball happening? 🎾

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

This is my laziest and favorite playoff joke format

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

Hey you’re right, judge did have his Playoff Moment

Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

You get the feeling tonight was a must-win game for the New York Yankees

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

It was funny when they were bad enough you didn’t really hear about them for like a decade. It’s also funny that they think they’re really good and put on these big demonstrative failures. Which was better? Who can say. Baseball Haterdom is a land of contrasts,

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

The Yankees lost? They got eliminated at home? That’s fucking funny, man. That’s fucking hilarious, bro

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

Inspiring: local man recites alphabet without mistakes while ordering McDonald’s drive thru

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 5h

One of humor’s most important characteristics is Endurance

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