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dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · Apr 25

a brick wall with some graffiti. over the entirety of the wall someone has spray painted "JESUS - NO NAME IS HIGHER"

above that someone else spray painted "dave"

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 1m

yes. excellent.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 2m

my favorite character is the schwa "ə" because he's a little mischievous smiling guy who's stoned

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8m

i built all of those kits when i was a kid. wish i still had em, theys worth a mint on ebay

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 14m

not working for me either

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 20m

mr ian, will you please direct me to eastern-canadian-cuisinesky? (you don't have to follow me 😂)

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 24m

as if you read every post from everyone you follow, you clout-poisoned turd

a dismissive waking gesture

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h

you left a hotel with a view of planes for that?

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 9h

but stay with it! president bush actually barfed on the japanese prime minister's shoes, which sets a pretty high bar but you never know who you gonna run into

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 9h

amoeba earnhardt is that famous unicellular aviatrix. some people think that she was killed by japanese leukocytes on her way through chinatown during a period of rising immunization.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 9h

imagine the nerve of that guy getting two extra weeks off. that fucker.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 9h

FUCK YEAH I LOVE AIRPLANES

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 9h

lets trade teeth

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 9h

well ok but the greater the difficulty the greater the reward as gramps used to say so i bet it was well worth it

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 9h

elon i love you and i love my tesla shares and my cybertruck even if it's been in the shop for three months after i ran over some wet pavement, but please elon my tesla shares

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

MAH THERAMINS!

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

i've seen the ads for tron ares and i'm giving it a hard pass despite having seen both previous tron movies in cinemas. absolutely nothing about it looks appealing.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

o noes

bitcoin & ethereum dropping fast

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

no

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 10h

lol

tesla inc. dropping fast -4.45%

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12h

so it's liar.
got it.

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12h

right there 👆

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 12h

i couldn't figure out why all my candy corn was missing the white tips, so I set up a hidden camera in the kitchen and LOOK WHAT I FOUND

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social ‼️

security camera screen cap showing pixels puddlefen eating my candy corn

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 13h

the first of the honey nut squash are in & mrs d and i are delighted

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sid (scary version) @sidvicious.ca · 15h

sucks to your ASMR

dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 15h

i hate big doll collections because it always feels like they all watching me