Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, or sumo. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap, and McSweeney's.
He/him.
日本語 OK!
He/him.
日本語 OK!
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
In a few years they'll find that UBI also cures cancer and makes your farts smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls, and the response of the world governments will still be: Uhhhhh… ummmm… ehhhhh… I dunno...
February 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
In a few years they'll find that UBI also cures cancer and makes your farts smell like freshly baked cinnamon rolls, and the response of the world governments will still be: Uhhhhh… ummmm… ehhhhh… I dunno...
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Zahn McClarnon's Assistant: "Your agent called. You just missed him. Said he has a new job for you. Do you want me to call him back?"
Zahn McClarnon: *putting on Indian tribal police uniform* "Nah, just text me the location of the set."
Zahn McClarnon: *putting on Indian tribal police uniform* "Nah, just text me the location of the set."
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Zahn McClarnon's Assistant: "Your agent called. You just missed him. Said he has a new job for you. Do you want me to call him back?"
Zahn McClarnon: *putting on Indian tribal police uniform* "Nah, just text me the location of the set."
Zahn McClarnon: *putting on Indian tribal police uniform* "Nah, just text me the location of the set."
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"The worst thing she can do is say No."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
"The worst thing she can do is say No."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
"The worst thing she can do is say No."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
"The worst thing she can do is say No."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
Wrong.
The worst thing she can do is say "I'm calling my husbands, prime Mike Tyson and prime Dolph Lundgren, and telling them about you."
I love my local Chinese restaurant. Nothing fancy but they have all the staples and they're all 7/10 for dirt-cheap prices. I eat there often in the day but also buy the packed food they couldn't move and sell an hour before closing. It's like $8 for 2 full meals.
Sound off about your fav places.
Sound off about your fav places.
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I love my local Chinese restaurant. Nothing fancy but they have all the staples and they're all 7/10 for dirt-cheap prices. I eat there often in the day but also buy the packed food they couldn't move and sell an hour before closing. It's like $8 for 2 full meals.
Sound off about your fav places.
Sound off about your fav places.
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"Vulgar" comes from a Latin word for "popular/common."
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
February 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
"Vulgar" comes from a Latin word for "popular/common."
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
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White supremacy is so fucking dumb. Don't you dare claim any familiarity with me just became we both become invisible in a snowstorm. I do feel some connection to other Slavic groups because of the similarities in our culture but, ultimately, my solidarity is with the working class. Rant over.
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
White supremacy is so fucking dumb. Don't you dare claim any familiarity with me just became we both become invisible in a snowstorm. I do feel some connection to other Slavic groups because of the similarities in our culture but, ultimately, my solidarity is with the working class. Rant over.
"Vulgar" comes from a Latin word for "popular/common."
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
February 15, 2026 at 7:47 AM
"Vulgar" comes from a Latin word for "popular/common."
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
"Villain" comes from a Latin name for a worker at a rustic villa.
"Trivial" comes from a Latin word for a public space where commoners congregated.
Those Fuckers (C) made language itself anti-working class.
White supremacy is so fucking dumb. Don't you dare claim any familiarity with me just became we both become invisible in a snowstorm. I do feel some connection to other Slavic groups because of the similarities in our culture but, ultimately, my solidarity is with the working class. Rant over.
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
White supremacy is so fucking dumb. Don't you dare claim any familiarity with me just became we both become invisible in a snowstorm. I do feel some connection to other Slavic groups because of the similarities in our culture but, ultimately, my solidarity is with the working class. Rant over.
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It's so weird that I can't stop thinking about the 1987 movie "Matewan" with James Earl Jones and David Strathairn about working-class people standing up against private corporations who employ death squads to rob them of their rights and dignity.
It's a mystery.
Why this movie?
Why now?
I dunno
It's a mystery.
Why this movie?
Why now?
I dunno
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 AM
It's so weird that I can't stop thinking about the 1987 movie "Matewan" with James Earl Jones and David Strathairn about working-class people standing up against private corporations who employ death squads to rob them of their rights and dignity.
It's a mystery.
Why this movie?
Why now?
I dunno
It's a mystery.
Why this movie?
Why now?
I dunno
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One of the healthiest portrayals of non-monogamous relationships on TV.
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
One of the healthiest portrayals of non-monogamous relationships on TV.
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I can make her more feral.
February 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I can make her more feral.
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All hail the king and queen.
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
All hail the king and queen.
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The insult "pussy" doesn't come from "pusillanimous."
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The insult "pussy" doesn't come from "pusillanimous."
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.
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"Chief of War" was unbelievably dope. So many great performances. Cliff Curtis as Keōua was a magnificent antagonist (I don't want to call him a "villain.") And, man, the Hawaiian language sounds so cool. I kinda want to learn some of it now.
January 23, 2026 at 1:44 AM
"Chief of War" was unbelievably dope. So many great performances. Cliff Curtis as Keōua was a magnificent antagonist (I don't want to call him a "villain.") And, man, the Hawaiian language sounds so cool. I kinda want to learn some of it now.
I can make her more feral.
February 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I can make her more feral.
All hail the king and queen.
February 15, 2026 at 2:24 AM
All hail the king and queen.
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Homelessness is NOT a failure of capitalism. It's capitalism working exactly as intended. Gotta keep reminding the lower classes that things could be worse so they stay busy grinding and surviving and not have the time or energy for any social upheavals.
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Homelessness is NOT a failure of capitalism. It's capitalism working exactly as intended. Gotta keep reminding the lower classes that things could be worse so they stay busy grinding and surviving and not have the time or energy for any social upheavals.
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Motherfucker, I WEPT for a serial killer during this scene. All the Oscars. Give Samuel L. Jackson every Oscar. Also invent a few new ones, just for him.
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Motherfucker, I WEPT for a serial killer during this scene. All the Oscars. Give Samuel L. Jackson every Oscar. Also invent a few new ones, just for him.
Motherfucker, I WEPT for a serial killer during this scene. All the Oscars. Give Samuel L. Jackson every Oscar. Also invent a few new ones, just for him.
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Motherfucker, I WEPT for a serial killer during this scene. All the Oscars. Give Samuel L. Jackson every Oscar. Also invent a few new ones, just for him.
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"Stop believing everything you read online."
Except for the things I tell you, of course.
Except for the things I tell you, of course.
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"Stop believing everything you read online."
Except for the things I tell you, of course.
Except for the things I tell you, of course.
The insult "pussy" doesn't come from "pusillanimous."
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The insult "pussy" doesn't come from "pusillanimous."
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.
The blood in "blood is thicker than water" doesn't refer to "the blood of the covenant" or some other horseshit like that.
The eye of the needle that no camel could pass through wasn't a wicket gate.
Stop believing everything you read online.