Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, or sumo. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap, and McSweeney's.
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
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It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone!
Leavitt accuses Pope Leo XIV of being “partisan, political, and controversial.”
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone!
"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
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February 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
All four of them?!
I'm so sick of websites
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
All four of them?!
Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
why does he look like the wasp version of frodo baggins
👁️👁️
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
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We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.
Calling it "dogshit" would be an insult to dogshit.
You can now make realistic 1v1s of NBA players - past and present with AI (via yelistener/YT)
February 18, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Calling it "dogshit" would be an insult to dogshit.
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"Alcohol free" beer is a scam. No matter how much of it I buy, the store refuses to give me my free alcohol.
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 AM
"Alcohol free" beer is a scam. No matter how much of it I buy, the store refuses to give me my free alcohol.
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Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
February 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
"Alcohol free" beer is a scam. No matter how much of it I buy, the store refuses to give me my free alcohol.
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 AM
"Alcohol free" beer is a scam. No matter how much of it I buy, the store refuses to give me my free alcohol.
Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
February 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
My wife reads me reports about solar panels becoming more efficient and cheaper instead of traditional foreplay.
is there a technology that "the left" is excited about?
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
The left is missing out on AI
As a movement, it has largely refused to engage seriously with AI, ceding debate about a threat and opportunity to the right
www.transformernews.ai
February 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
My wife reads me reports about solar panels becoming more efficient and cheaper instead of traditional foreplay.
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I don't like Netflix's Punisher. I think Jon Bernthal is doing the best job he can with awful scripts (except for Daredevil Season 2), but I never see the character that I came to know from the comics in him. All I see is Crazy Frank, which is not the Punisher.
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I don't like Netflix's Punisher. I think Jon Bernthal is doing the best job he can with awful scripts (except for Daredevil Season 2), but I never see the character that I came to know from the comics in him. All I see is Crazy Frank, which is not the Punisher.
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"Semitrucks" imply the existence of "Fully-erect trucks."
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
"Semitrucks" imply the existence of "Fully-erect trucks."
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Spartans weren't invincible super soldiers. Their true strength lay in being disciplined and organized (though even that is a bit of an oversimplification). They lost a shit-ton of battles. I love telling RW history fetishists about how they lost to the Sacred Band of Thebes, and what the SBoT was.
February 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Spartans weren't invincible super soldiers. Their true strength lay in being disciplined and organized (though even that is a bit of an oversimplification). They lost a shit-ton of battles. I love telling RW history fetishists about how they lost to the Sacred Band of Thebes, and what the SBoT was.
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I decided to get a head-start on my golden years bigotry. We all have to go down that road, but if we act now, we can soften the blow for our families. So I decided I'm going to be *really* bigoted against people who upload their AI girlfriend consciousnesses into gender-bent clones of themselves.
February 17, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I decided to get a head-start on my golden years bigotry. We all have to go down that road, but if we act now, we can soften the blow for our families. So I decided I'm going to be *really* bigoted against people who upload their AI girlfriend consciousnesses into gender-bent clones of themselves.
"Semitrucks" imply the existence of "Fully-erect trucks."
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
"Semitrucks" imply the existence of "Fully-erect trucks."
Horse.
February 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Horse.
I decided to get a head-start on my golden years bigotry. We all have to go down that road, but if we act now, we can soften the blow for our families. So I decided I'm going to be *really* bigoted against people who upload their AI girlfriend consciousnesses into gender-bent clones of themselves.
February 17, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I decided to get a head-start on my golden years bigotry. We all have to go down that road, but if we act now, we can soften the blow for our families. So I decided I'm going to be *really* bigoted against people who upload their AI girlfriend consciousnesses into gender-bent clones of themselves.
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You, a simpleton: "A group of squids should be called a 'squad' LOL!"
Me, a genius: "A group of squids should be called 'a fisherman's wife's dream' QED!"
Me, a genius: "A group of squids should be called 'a fisherman's wife's dream' QED!"
February 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
You, a simpleton: "A group of squids should be called a 'squad' LOL!"
Me, a genius: "A group of squids should be called 'a fisherman's wife's dream' QED!"
Me, a genius: "A group of squids should be called 'a fisherman's wife's dream' QED!"
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okay I just had a great idea
What if
And hear me out
You make a Predator movie
But at the end
It was really just the Punisher the whole time
What if
And hear me out
You make a Predator movie
But at the end
It was really just the Punisher the whole time
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 AM
okay I just had a great idea
What if
And hear me out
You make a Predator movie
But at the end
It was really just the Punisher the whole time
What if
And hear me out
You make a Predator movie
But at the end
It was really just the Punisher the whole time
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i wasn’t sure if they did this because she’s female or brown or progressive and then i realized the answer is “yes”
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 AM
i wasn’t sure if they did this because she’s female or brown or progressive and then i realized the answer is “yes”
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Honestly, I feel like every live-action Punisher had great casting but a terrible story/script, including Lundgren. Is it really so hard to write a good Punisher movie/show? Just freaking film the Max run. And add a scene where Frank looks into the camera and says "ACAB." That's all you need!
I don't like Netflix's Punisher. I think Jon Bernthal is doing the best job he can with awful scripts (except for Daredevil Season 2), but I never see the character that I came to know from the comics in him. All I see is Crazy Frank, which is not the Punisher.
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Honestly, I feel like every live-action Punisher had great casting but a terrible story/script, including Lundgren. Is it really so hard to write a good Punisher movie/show? Just freaking film the Max run. And add a scene where Frank looks into the camera and says "ACAB." That's all you need!