Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
@ostrichson.bsky.social
Polish writer, comedian, and Korpiklaani fan in Yokohama. Ask me about Godzilla, Oda Nobunaga, Bane, Justified, or sumo. Work: The Japan Times, Tokyo Weekender, Star Trek, NatGeo, The Flytrap, and McSweeney's.
He/him.
日本語 OK!
He/him.
日本語 OK!
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Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.
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"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
February 19, 2026 at 7:46 AM
"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
February 19, 2026 at 7:46 AM
"Barry Lyndon" is easily Kubrick's best movie. All of his films are great but "Barry Lyndon" is the greatest.
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
(Since so many people have weirdly negative reactions to "Freedom of Speech," I used a different Rockwell painting. You're welcome.)
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Nuremberg them all.
ProPublica published children's letters and drawings documenting their sadness and suffering at Dilley. And Dilley staff are now retaliating by confiscating kids' letters and drawings.
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
February 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Nuremberg them all.
Nuremberg them all.
ProPublica published children's letters and drawings documenting their sadness and suffering at Dilley. And Dilley staff are now retaliating by confiscating kids' letters and drawings.
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
February 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Nuremberg them all.
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Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
February 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
February 19, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Let me just give a quick shoutout to modern medicine: you rock.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
Blinding pain in my banged up knee? One pill can fix that.
My kid has a fever of 104F? One pill can fix that.
Acid reflux so strong I could kill Wayne Knight like in Jurassic Park? One pill can fix that.
Thank you, modern medicine.
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Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
February 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
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Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
why does he look like the wasp version of frodo baggins
👁️👁️
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
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It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
February 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Did you hear hear the one about the cannibal who dumped her boyfriend? It was very sad. They still loved each other, but had different life prorities.
Reposted by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Reposted by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Well, I for one am an ally of women and believe that if they wanted they could all have secret second families.
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Well, I for one am an ally of women and believe that if they wanted they could all have secret second families.
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"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
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February 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
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Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
February 18, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Captain Hook has singlehandedly helped solidify the pop culture image of pirates.
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All four of them?!
I'm so sick of websites
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
All four of them?!
Well, I for one am an ally of women and believe that if they wanted they could all have secret second families.
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Well, I for one am an ally of women and believe that if they wanted they could all have secret second families.
Reposted by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone!
Leavitt accuses Pope Leo XIV of being “partisan, political, and controversial.”
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone!
Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone!
Leavitt accuses Pope Leo XIV of being “partisan, political, and controversial.”
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Happy Ash Wednesday, everyone!
"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
huih5ethety4iy685y6y67486458uoi34u5oierjiorutuj4kyhriuhyoiruyiortykjfhkfhjggfjkhfgjhkjfhjthjfgjhgfhgfhgfkjhkgfjhlkjgfhjfgjnfgjhrt9uhuyuruiyituyituutjkgfkkknm,vcnbknbghgkhgkjhkjghjtoihoithuoitryuiortyu96onuyuyutytiyutiyjoriytioriyortiyoprtitoifyofghojfgljhjfhgjhkgkhjijhiutiigfuhotuyiotryuirtyutiuytjj
February 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"New password cannot be the same as the old password."
All four of them?!
I'm so sick of websites
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
All four of them?!
Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
why does he look like the wasp version of frodo baggins
👁️👁️
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Fellowship of the Ring Camera.
It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
It's not actually illegal to set up an Orange Julius in someone's house when they're out walking their dog. Bonus: many will be thankful for the delicious treat so, really, everybody wins.
Reposted by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We used to have sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. And we still do. But we used to too.