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Hey Chat, show me examples of why there's a so called Male Loneliness Epidemic?
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Ha ha "females be crazy, am I right fellas?"

How an unreliable narrator enters the chat.
r/BasedCampPod u/Neuroclipse 18h Female Craziness Epidemic Join Percentage of U.S. women with any or serious mental illness in the past year as of 2024, by age 36.3% 18 to 20 years 10.4% 39.8% 21 to 25 years 11.9% 39.1% 26 to 29 years 9.9% 39.1% 30 to 34 years 11% 32.4% 35 to 39 years 8% 29.8% 40 to 44 years 7% 28.9% 45 to 49 years 6.9% 25.2% 50 to 54 years 8.7% 21.4% 55 to 59 years 3.8% 19.2% 60 to 64 years 3% 13.2% 65 years and older 1.3% 0% 10% 20% 30% 40% 50% Percentage of female respondents Any mental illness Serious mental Percentage of U.S. men with any or serious mental illness in the past year as of 2024, by age 25.1% 18 to 20 years 6.3% 29.7% 21 to 25 years 8.1% 32% 26 to 29 years 10% 28.6% 30 to 34 years 7.1% 26.4% 35 to 39 years 4.5% 20.1% 40 to 44 years 5.2% 21.4% 45 to 49 years 6% 16.4% 50 to 54 years 4.8% 17.4% 55 to 59 years 4.7% 12.9% 60 to 64 years 1.6% 9.4% 65 years and older 1% 0% 10% 20% 30% 40% Percentage of respondents Any mental illness Serious mental illness
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Oh no poor him, baby trapping women is harder now
Should condoms and birth control be banned for unmarried couples? General- Answers from All Before 1950 there was no birth control. In hotels only married couples are allowed. Divorce rate was low. Women used to marry early 20s. Nowadays with birth control and condoms readily available women have the option to explore. They don't marry in 20s and early 30s. They try to have fun. Sleep around casually. There are Dating Apps where they can get any Handsome man for one night with no consequences. Most marriages are after 35. And 45% of women remain unmarried and childless. Most women ain't pure anymore. They have a past. They seek marriage as last option to avoid unemployment. Divorce rate is high and cheating is also common. And eventually most marriages turn Sexless. IG & Threads: @ask
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Yup
What Causes rape! drinking short skirts flirting ✅ Rapist
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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These types of dudes are not lonely enough.

Throwing a tantrum like a toddler and blaming everyone else.
When you ask a man not to make you responsible for his emotions.... Was I actually responsible for his emotions because he liked me and I chose to communicate with him? Social? Are we responsible for the emotions of others? Should we be expected to take on the load of someone else's happiness? I thought the answer was no. He sent me an overbearing love bombing text after I had asked him to stop nicely (multiple times) because this wasn't the first time, I responded that I am not responsible for his emotions and that he needs to take responsibility. He flipped immediately told me I'm using him (?), that I'm an awful person, etc. even though we've only been friends since we reconnected. I called him out for flipping out. He apologized and tried to gaslight me. Then flipped out again, started calling me and telling me I had to talk to him and I told him he needs mental help because he was spamming me with angry texts and calls. This is how he responded.... Along with Oh yeah, one more thing cause at this point just want you to know and I don't want you to ever forget this for the rest of your life. I want you to know this you are the sole responsibility of my emotional feelings because if you hadn't reached back out to me, I went feel this way and I can't control my emotions. I'm sorry, but I want you to remember that I want you to live with that for the rest of your life that you caused it and you know what it may hurt because it's true. It's your fault not mine because I didn't. It's not my fault. I feel this way towards you. It's not my fault. I find you attractive so I feel frcked with. I feel like my head's been facked with and you know what it's your fault and I'm not gonna go back on that ever so you don't have to respond to this cause I know I probably you'd probably hate me now for saying that you probably despise me and that's OK because I actually you know I don't want you to forget that I want you to remember for the rest of your life.
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Oof, just out there telling the world most of the women he tries to talk to are dry as the Sahara.
Why are women such dry texters? I know not all women, but a significant percentage of women just text like "ya" "hm" "I see". Like how are we supposed to communicate like this? Then women accuse men of not being able to hold conversations. Atleast give me something to converse about. Make it make sense. Conversation turns into an interrogation pretty quick.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This dude: women are disgusting

And then....
PhillipHo... Women are disgusting GrowSmarterDaily Women's health: The menstrual cycle Period Day 3 Period processDay 1 to Day 8 Most relevant replies Dr. Phillip Oliv... 1d Replying to @PhillipHolzUSA I am
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Ah yes, "Hello fellow females".
I'm a woman as well. It was to point out quality over quantity regardless of man or woman. My comment wasn't even gendered haha Image showing he is a man. Comic inspired outfit -24 FMLwtfDoID 2h Top 1
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The hypocrisy of these dudes where they act like the victims while being so self absorbs they believe women owe them sex.
She had a boyfriend when the incel confessed. What was she supposed to do, leave him for a guy she didn't even like?" Yes. That's exactly what she should do. If she's willing to fack him, chances are he can get other females to fck him, so she should break up with him to give some pussy to a guy who struggles to get it elsewhere. Accent Chat Request IG & Threads: @ask_aubry
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Y'all this is the state of LinkedIn. I don't know if it's any better than Facebook at this point.
Jonti Mayer 2nd ★Personal & Executive Coaching 4h Execut... Worth thinking about... @THEREALBRADLEA WHY MARRY A WOMAN, MAKE HER WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE, AND SEND MY KIDS TO PRESCHOOL TO BE RAISED BY ANOTHER WOMAN AT THE COST OF A DAY'S WORK? HOW MESSED UP IS THAT? 13 7 comments 0 0 0 5 reposts
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Oh yeah that's totally fine because Edgar doesn't believe in slavery, he just doesn't want women to have rights so you know totally okay.
emilyhafley I don't believe in equality... that's why I believe men are superior to women, why I don't want women to vote and why I want only white men with IQs above 100 to vote. It's incredibly obvious by my response to you that I don't believe in equality, but that doesn't justify slavery. An inferior person deserves to be free. The fact that you think stripping female voting rights justifies bringing back slavery absolutely baffles my mind lol Reply IG & Threads: @ask
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Hey chat, show me an example of the Male Loneliness Epidemic?
Being decent to women isn't valued unless you have looks on top of money. The guy is an asshole yes, but I smiled when he took the bowl lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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And OF COURSE he thinks he's a Nice Guy™.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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So she's just doing a food vlog and this dude didn't like that she was ignoring him so swiped her food.

He tells her to drink with him and then demands she gives him her contact information.

Because how dare she refuse to give him attention.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Men's romance fantasy novels are so interesting.
X Log in Open app Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I've done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don't break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, "And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she's drinking." Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you're a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you're writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, "Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I'll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I'm headed to." Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you'll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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What in the make believe is this?
Hanging out at prison gates to lose virginity? Sexuality & Gender My friend told me when he lost his virginity what happened is he was walking past the womens prison and when they get out they havent seen a a guy in' years and basically she took him into the woods and made love to him for hours. Do you think he just got lucky or do you think that happens often if a guy just hangs out around there until someone
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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And she will write on estrange parents forums how she doesn't understand why her daughter won't talk to her.
Mother in a gold dress taking a deep bow My mother took a bow on my wedding day Listener Write In I (28f) just had my wedding on Sunday and my mother (65f) made the entire weekend about herself. I'm not entirely surprised that she did this, as she is quite vein and self absorbed. But I am utterly disappointed and disgusted by her behavior and need a way to vent to even begin to process how a mother can do this to her only daughter. I recently had a destination wedding in Punta Cana that lasted an entire weekend. My mother and the wedding planner, who is also her friend, have essentially been planning this wedding behind my back for the last year and a half. I've had little to no input on decisions surrounding the wedding. Any ideas I would give was always shut down by them. I was told it wasn't possible or it can't be done. Anytime I asked about what was going on with the wedding, I was told that it was all a surprise or that they would share details with me later and they never did. All in The day before the wedding they had planned a white out party for the rehearsal dinner. The idea being that everyone would show up in white. At some point over a year ago my mother, the wedding planner and I were on a 3 way call. Our first and only 3 way call might I add. They were discussing vague details for the wedding and white party and had mentioned that for the white party we should have the women of the court be in silver and the men in black, and my fiancée and I in red. I neither agreed or disagreed to this as we were discussing multiple things at once. Fast forward to a couple months before the wedding, my mother mentions she's ordering a silver dress for the white out party. I told her to get white because the idea I had in my head was for everyone to be in white and my fiancée and I would be the only ones in red. She refers back to this phone call from over a year ago and says that I agreed to this. I told her I never agreed to it and I never asked any of my bridesmaids day of the wedding comes and my mom is wearing a gold dress with even more exposure. One accidentally flick and you will see all areola. I was asked beforehand if I wanted the moms to have bouquets and the dads to have boutonnieres. I said no to both. But that didn't matter as my mom showed up with a golden bouquet for herself and a matching boutonniere for my dad and again nothing for my in laws. The wedding court is all lined up outside by a bush waiting for the ceremony to start to begin walking. My mom, who is first in line, is panicking and asking my in laws and my bridesmaids to hide her because she doesn't want people to see her before she walks down, as if she's the bride. The ceremony starts and she starts to walk on the beach with her gold bouquet and before she steps onto the aisle runner, she takes a big bow. She then stands at the end of the aisle rather than sit like I had asked her to do. There's many other small petty details of that weekend I could share but I think
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Y'all he's so desperate to be one of the "cool kids".
Trump dressing like Mamdani
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Y'all I bought this quarter-zip from Patagonia for my husband because of Luke Nichols. Now I get to tell him he's also on trend.
Luke Nichols grey Patagonia quarter zip
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The way he wistfully looks at Mamdani in a way Vance could only dream of.. 😭
erich.reimer 18h + Mamdani went MAGA today at the White House. How does it feel libs? IG & Threads: @ask_aubry
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I think being child free is a great choice for people who don't want children.

But honestly, I thought this was satire until I read the comments agreeing.
r/childfree Join Cursed Uterus H... 1d I dont want to see your fuck ass baby and ugly husband at the cute cafe RANT Evil rant incoming: My bestie has been having a ROUGH year so much Bs with family --- anyways i took her to one of our fave cute aesthetic cafes. Think matcha flights, 8 dollar croissants and cakes shaped like hyperrealistic fruit. It's not a cheap place, its also small and geared towards "aesthetic influencers", the girls, the gays and cute couples. IG & Threads: @ask tell me why this fucking family shows up with an SUV stroller taking up a bunch of tables almost blocking the door with it. AND a small ass baby + a toddler running around, smelling of feces and playing with his toys on the small tables where ppl are trying to eat. I dont even get why you would even GO HERE with a family as its expensive and not family friendly AND SMALL (oh also the husband was ugly and ruined the vibes for me, red flags raise for me when i see a white sack of potato man with a gorgeous asian wife) IG & Threads: @ask
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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So he panicked because a teenager might not be financially stable?
I (19f) got yelled at my boyfriend (27m) over eating grilled cheese sandwiches. What steps do we take after this? need some advice because something happened with my boyfriend his week and it honestly shook me way more than I expected. We're still together, but I can't stop still thinking about it in my head and I don't know what to make of it So I get these super intense food cravings where I'll hyperfixate on one thing for days. Sometimes it's sour gummy worms, sometimes it's chocolate pudding, sometimes it's literally spaghetti with meat sauce. This week it was grilled cheese with ham. It's cheap and easy and it hits the spot, so I was basically living off it for like three days. Not because I'm broke, just because my brain does this thing where I have a specific taste for one thing until I don't anymore. IG & Threads: @ask My boyfriend came over after work and saw me eating it again, and the vibe just changed real fast. He got tense, then panicky, and he started asking why I hid that I was struggling financially. I told him I wasn't struggling at all, it was just a craving thing. But he didn't seem to hear me. He started pacing and talking about how he can't do this again and how he should've noticed the signs. It was like he was seeing something that just wasn't there. He wasn't yelling at me exactly, but it felt like I opened some old wound. He snapped out of it eventually and apologized a bunch of times and said he freaked out and that it had nothing to do with me personally but it still left me feeling weird. IG He's had a rough breakup in the past. His ex was this long-term college fiancée, and from what I've pieced together, she drained him financially, hid when they didn't have much money or like debts and made him feel responsible for everything. He never said it outright, but sometimes when money comes up he gets this strange look in his eyes. After he calmed down, he was really nice about it and said he trusted me and he knew he overreacted and he really hasn't ever acted controlling or scary before. He's usually very generous and careful with me, which honestly makes this whole thing more confusing, not less. IG & Threads: @ask I don't want to break up, I care about him a lot. I just don't know how to bring this up again without making him feel ashamed, or like I'm poking at his feelings with a stick. So I guess my questions are: Does this sound like a trauma response? How do I talk to him about it gently? Is this something that can be worked through in a healthy way? I'm not looking to run at the first sign of trouble, but I also don't want to ignore something that could grow into a bigger issue if we don't talk about it now. IG & Threads
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Have these conversations early
Before u get married... discuss bills, parenting styles, credit, debt, religion, how to deal with family, what beliefs will be instilled in your children, childhood traumas, sexual expectations, partner expectations, financial expectations, family health history, mental health history, bucket list, dream home, careers and education, political views and whatever else comes to mind. Love alone is not enough
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Why does this come off as she's trying to convince women who's happiness is travel to join her because she's miserable?l
Preethi Kasireddy @iam_preethi If you're a woman in your 30s, unmarried, and still obsessed with traveling, it's time for a reality check. No amount of traveling if going to fill your soul. You deep down inside know what you need: a loving husband and children. Traveling is nothing but procrastination and avoidance of truth. 1:13 09 Nov 25 3.2M Views
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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It's like he confused a real life human with a NPC from his video game
but now he's just leaving me on seen cause I don't do goth makeup relationship Thank you I've never tried it before what looks and styles have u tried out before? Well my mom and grandma always taught me that less makeup and more natural is better so I've never really tried any makeup looks before just my natural everyday makeup is all I've ever done Makeup girls really got it going for them, the way I see it, is like its a character enhancement adds to the personality imo Yeah fr tho it's definitely coo
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM