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They are so mad that they have to be likeable now.
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
They are so mad that they have to be likeable now.
These types of dudes are not lonely enough
January 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
These types of dudes are not lonely enough
If they let their boundaries go on their wedding day of all days, they are going to keep overstepping in their lives
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
If they let their boundaries go on their wedding day of all days, they are going to keep overstepping in their lives
No one should be a consolation prize. I couldn't stay with this festering.
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
No one should be a consolation prize. I couldn't stay with this festering.
Sounds like someone who won't take accountability for cheating.
Like women don't get men actively trying all the time
Like women don't get men actively trying all the time
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Sounds like someone who won't take accountability for cheating.
Like women don't get men actively trying all the time
Like women don't get men actively trying all the time
Facebook has been around for so long, how do these "Get off my lawn" dudes not know how their feeds work?
Anyways, he keeps going on my Facebook page and can't figure out why my page shows up. The brilliance is blinding
Anyways, he keeps going on my Facebook page and can't figure out why my page shows up. The brilliance is blinding
January 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Facebook has been around for so long, how do these "Get off my lawn" dudes not know how their feeds work?
Anyways, he keeps going on my Facebook page and can't figure out why my page shows up. The brilliance is blinding
Anyways, he keeps going on my Facebook page and can't figure out why my page shows up. The brilliance is blinding
He said he was in a helping mood
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
He said he was in a helping mood
I don't even know what to say
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I don't even know what to say
Matt Prokop (Sarah Hyland of Modern Family abusive ex) arrested for assault and CSAM.
So unsurprising.
So unsurprising.
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Matt Prokop (Sarah Hyland of Modern Family abusive ex) arrested for assault and CSAM.
So unsurprising.
So unsurprising.
I cannot be convinced these types of dudes even like women at all.
January 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I cannot be convinced these types of dudes even like women at all.
Oof. He is cheating, or at least trying to.
January 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Oof. He is cheating, or at least trying to.
No-fault divorce has saved multitude of women's lives yet Republicans are actively trying to repeal by claiming it is hurting "innocent" men.
Imagine being trapped in a marriage with your ex, that's what they want
Texas HB 3401
Oklahoma SB 829
Louisiana Covenant Marriage
Nebraska LB 498
And more
Imagine being trapped in a marriage with your ex, that's what they want
Texas HB 3401
Oklahoma SB 829
Louisiana Covenant Marriage
Nebraska LB 498
And more
January 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
No-fault divorce has saved multitude of women's lives yet Republicans are actively trying to repeal by claiming it is hurting "innocent" men.
Imagine being trapped in a marriage with your ex, that's what they want
Texas HB 3401
Oklahoma SB 829
Louisiana Covenant Marriage
Nebraska LB 498
And more
Imagine being trapped in a marriage with your ex, that's what they want
Texas HB 3401
Oklahoma SB 829
Louisiana Covenant Marriage
Nebraska LB 498
And more
Good for Meghan Markle. Also her raspberry jam is delicious.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Good for Meghan Markle. Also her raspberry jam is delicious.
Men murder women who won't give them their number.
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Men murder women who won't give them their number.
So if you want a partner who is stable and has his shit together, that's prostitution?
And trad-wives who wants tradhusbands, that's prostitution too?
How does this make sense?
And trad-wives who wants tradhusbands, that's prostitution too?
How does this make sense?
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
So if you want a partner who is stable and has his shit together, that's prostitution?
And trad-wives who wants tradhusbands, that's prostitution too?
How does this make sense?
And trad-wives who wants tradhusbands, that's prostitution too?
How does this make sense?
And his entire reply comments are:
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
And his entire reply comments are:
Oh the male loneliness epidemic strikes again.
January 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Oh the male loneliness epidemic strikes again.
He was so eager to say, "look women bad! Even when they more money they contribute less than their partners!"
When in reality, they contribute more in both finances and domestic duties than their partners except in same sex relationships. But that doesn't fit their narrative.
When in reality, they contribute more in both finances and domestic duties than their partners except in same sex relationships. But that doesn't fit their narrative.
January 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
He was so eager to say, "look women bad! Even when they more money they contribute less than their partners!"
When in reality, they contribute more in both finances and domestic duties than their partners except in same sex relationships. But that doesn't fit their narrative.
When in reality, they contribute more in both finances and domestic duties than their partners except in same sex relationships. But that doesn't fit their narrative.
Isn't it funny how they make up the scenario she had him arrested because he was bald, not the actual reasons including assault and threats of revenge porn.
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Isn't it funny how they make up the scenario she had him arrested because he was bald, not the actual reasons including assault and threats of revenge porn.
Ah yes, a man without an uterus know what period pain feels like
January 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Ah yes, a man without an uterus know what period pain feels like
She may be a bad person and all, but where is this energy for the actual homewrecker, her husband?
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
She may be a bad person and all, but where is this energy for the actual homewrecker, her husband?
Glad to hear Brett Favre is not giving up on his health, no one should. But has he thought about giving up the $5 million he scammed from TANF that was marked for people in poverty?
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Glad to hear Brett Favre is not giving up on his health, no one should. But has he thought about giving up the $5 million he scammed from TANF that was marked for people in poverty?
Another win for the lesbians
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Another win for the lesbians
President Lee Jae Myung won largely due to the vote of young women.
And yet, here he is pushing for cosmetic hair loss coverage for men as a medical necessity while not even a thought to breast cancer medication like Abemaciclip which has proven to stop cancer from reoccurring.
And yet, here he is pushing for cosmetic hair loss coverage for men as a medical necessity while not even a thought to breast cancer medication like Abemaciclip which has proven to stop cancer from reoccurring.
January 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
President Lee Jae Myung won largely due to the vote of young women.
And yet, here he is pushing for cosmetic hair loss coverage for men as a medical necessity while not even a thought to breast cancer medication like Abemaciclip which has proven to stop cancer from reoccurring.
And yet, here he is pushing for cosmetic hair loss coverage for men as a medical necessity while not even a thought to breast cancer medication like Abemaciclip which has proven to stop cancer from reoccurring.