Catí
@holacati.bsky.social
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
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Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
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Putting on a Kevlar vest for cupid
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Putting on a Kevlar vest for cupid
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No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies.
Also, grow up.
Also, grow up.
February 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies.
Also, grow up.
Also, grow up.
The parabola was invented in Paraguay, and it quickly became more popular than the urubola
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The parabola was invented in Paraguay, and it quickly became more popular than the urubola
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I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
April 30, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I sit blindfolded. A woman in a lab coat feeds me a Twix.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
"Left."
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
Nice bench, did you get it from the church after they threw it out?
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Nice bench, did you get it from the church after they threw it out?
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
"Pew"
Yeah, some Febreze might be good
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Asked the lady on the Chex Mix customer service line if they’d make a bag that just had the little Chex pieces in it. She asks me, “isn’t that just a box of cereal?” Now I’m trying to get her fired.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Asked the lady on the Chex Mix customer service line if they’d make a bag that just had the little Chex pieces in it. She asks me, “isn’t that just a box of cereal?” Now I’m trying to get her fired.
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i am apparently of a certain age and that certain age is asking hooligan children outside why they’re not in school
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i am apparently of a certain age and that certain age is asking hooligan children outside why they’re not in school
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Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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Well, that's enough vulnerability for one year.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Well, that's enough vulnerability for one year.
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This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
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look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
February 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
look i'm no olympian but one time a random guy on the internet offered to give me one of his teeth, which is not nothin
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If I ever ask for this call the police
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If I ever ask for this call the police
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February is self check month ladies so it’s time to fondle your own tits by candlelight and maybe enjoy a glass of wine
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
February is self check month ladies so it’s time to fondle your own tits by candlelight and maybe enjoy a glass of wine
Look, I was fine when everything was going topsy, but I did NOT sign up for turvy
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Look, I was fine when everything was going topsy, but I did NOT sign up for turvy
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I may be dating myself here, but I don't see anyone else willing to do it
February 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I may be dating myself here, but I don't see anyone else willing to do it
Me: How's your breakfast?
You (spitting out another letter tile): Scrabbled eggs could use some work
You (spitting out another letter tile): Scrabbled eggs could use some work
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Me: How's your breakfast?
You (spitting out another letter tile): Scrabbled eggs could use some work
You (spitting out another letter tile): Scrabbled eggs could use some work
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I point the gun at Gosling, then Reynolds.
"Neither of us is a clone!" Reynolds says.
"No shit, Gosling—no one said anything about clones!"
"Neither of us is a clone!" Reynolds says.
"No shit, Gosling—no one said anything about clones!"
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I point the gun at Gosling, then Reynolds.
"Neither of us is a clone!" Reynolds says.
"No shit, Gosling—no one said anything about clones!"
"Neither of us is a clone!" Reynolds says.
"No shit, Gosling—no one said anything about clones!"
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Only people who aren't sexual predators will get this:
Consent
Consent
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Only people who aren't sexual predators will get this:
Consent
Consent
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(at the casino)
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
(at the casino)
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?
Player's club: ma'am you don't have enough points for a $5 free play coupon
Me (sliding over a twenty): how about now?