Catí
@holacati.bsky.social
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
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Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
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If you’re cold, they’re cold
(Nipples)
(Nipples)
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If you’re cold, they’re cold
(Nipples)
(Nipples)
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
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People often tell me that I'll be late to my own funeral but I'm pretty sure I won't give a shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
People often tell me that I'll be late to my own funeral but I'm pretty sure I won't give a shit
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I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
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Every time I see USMNT
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Every time I see USMNT
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Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
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if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life
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i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
I got the @riversidecasino.bsky.social Peace Prize for being the person who cashed the most paychecks at the cashier cage this year
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I got the @riversidecasino.bsky.social Peace Prize for being the person who cashed the most paychecks at the cashier cage this year
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People think snow is beautiful until they learn it’s really ground ghost bones.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
People think snow is beautiful until they learn it’s really ground ghost bones.
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Prescription-strength forehead kisses
July 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Prescription-strength forehead kisses
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Of course I bought sexy Christmas underwear! *
*The Duluth Trading Christmas raccoon underwear
*The Duluth Trading Christmas raccoon underwear
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Of course I bought sexy Christmas underwear! *
*The Duluth Trading Christmas raccoon underwear
*The Duluth Trading Christmas raccoon underwear
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You miss 100% of the boys who aren't back in town
January 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
You miss 100% of the boys who aren't back in town
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Earth Girls Are Easy, 1988)
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Earth Girls Are Easy, 1988)
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This message was passed to me and I feel like I’m supposed to pass it on: BOOBIES
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This message was passed to me and I feel like I’m supposed to pass it on: BOOBIES
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they prefer the term christmas carolers
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
they prefer the term christmas carolers
"Gullible" sounds so cool, I just wish it was a real word though
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"Gullible" sounds so cool, I just wish it was a real word though
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a newspaper that just speculates on new kissing trends
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
a newspaper that just speculates on new kissing trends
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*packing for 2 nights* I better take 7 shirts, in case I shit 5 of them
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*packing for 2 nights* I better take 7 shirts, in case I shit 5 of them
I'll be in the COAT BATH if anyone needs me
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'll be in the COAT BATH if anyone needs me
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For fuck's sake, stop talking to Grok.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
For fuck's sake, stop talking to Grok.
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OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager.
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager.
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
We ignored the first four mambos at our own risk, and now look at us
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We ignored the first four mambos at our own risk, and now look at us