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Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live from the internet to the stage. Leicester shows: 12-13 Feb 2026. Come argue your opinion live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live from the internet to the stage. Leicester shows: 12-13 Feb 2026. Come argue your opinion live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
History is full of examples of regimes that seem invincible and eternal but which suddenly and unpredictably disappear literally overnight. Kingdoms, ideologies, dictatorships. Can and has happened anywhere and everywhere. Gives you hope doesn't it?
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
History is full of examples of regimes that seem invincible and eternal but which suddenly and unpredictably disappear literally overnight. Kingdoms, ideologies, dictatorships. Can and has happened anywhere and everywhere. Gives you hope doesn't it?
Nowhere was costume design more bonkers than Sylvia Anderson in Gerry Anderson's live action shows. Chain mail sweaters for submarine crew. Metal miniskirts and purple wigs. Zips running down the arms of Moonbase Alpha's crew. It's like she didn't understand how humans work.
December 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nowhere was costume design more bonkers than Sylvia Anderson in Gerry Anderson's live action shows. Chain mail sweaters for submarine crew. Metal miniskirts and purple wigs. Zips running down the arms of Moonbase Alpha's crew. It's like she didn't understand how humans work.
Manufacturers had absolutely nailed the perfect feature set for a microwave oven by about 1988. But for some strange reason they change the designs every couple of years. Please stop redesigning. 90% of microwaves would benefit from F-91W levels of design stability.
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Manufacturers had absolutely nailed the perfect feature set for a microwave oven by about 1988. But for some strange reason they change the designs every couple of years. Please stop redesigning. 90% of microwaves would benefit from F-91W levels of design stability.
I would dearly like to return to the pre ass eating era of porn.
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I would dearly like to return to the pre ass eating era of porn.
Noticing more and more shops employing the IKEA tactic of trapping customers in a maze and herding everyone through the tills before they are allowed to leave. All this does is guarantee I won't return. If you're worried about theft then hire a security guard.
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Noticing more and more shops employing the IKEA tactic of trapping customers in a maze and herding everyone through the tills before they are allowed to leave. All this does is guarantee I won't return. If you're worried about theft then hire a security guard.
All the different names for each month's full moon are bollocks anyway, but it feels like they ran out of inspiration and just gave up when they settled on calling December's the Cold Moon
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
All the different names for each month's full moon are bollocks anyway, but it feels like they ran out of inspiration and just gave up when they settled on calling December's the Cold Moon
You probably don't need a new pair of headphones, you just need to replace the ear pads on them.
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You probably don't need a new pair of headphones, you just need to replace the ear pads on them.
Once you get over a coupler of hundred quid price point watches start to get more and more ugly and vulgar.
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Once you get over a coupler of hundred quid price point watches start to get more and more ugly and vulgar.
From the 1st January 2026, anybody still wearing a "manbun" should go straight to jail. 4 months minimum, plus hard labour.
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
From the 1st January 2026, anybody still wearing a "manbun" should go straight to jail. 4 months minimum, plus hard labour.
For a company with the word "screw" in their name, Screwfix have a surprisingly limited selection of screws nowadays
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
For a company with the word "screw" in their name, Screwfix have a surprisingly limited selection of screws nowadays
When a TV sitcom can be rebroadcast/streamed as audio, you know it's solid. There's nothing wrong with things looking funny but if it works just with the words and some foley then it's brilliantly written.
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When a TV sitcom can be rebroadcast/streamed as audio, you know it's solid. There's nothing wrong with things looking funny but if it works just with the words and some foley then it's brilliantly written.
The Rest Is Politics would be far more interesting if they had a pair co-hosts who actually disagreed with each other on anything.
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The Rest Is Politics would be far more interesting if they had a pair co-hosts who actually disagreed with each other on anything.
Subway. Listen to me. You're losing your way. You're never going to sell me on jacket potatoes, footlong cookies, salad bowls et cetera. All I want from you is the mediocre sandwich I've been ordering since 2013. And that sandwich has somehow tripled in price since then.
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Subway. Listen to me. You're losing your way. You're never going to sell me on jacket potatoes, footlong cookies, salad bowls et cetera. All I want from you is the mediocre sandwich I've been ordering since 2013. And that sandwich has somehow tripled in price since then.
My Lovely Horse is better than most of Irelands recent Eurovision songs.
December 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
My Lovely Horse is better than most of Irelands recent Eurovision songs.
We should never have cancelled the Jeremy Kyle show. It kept the kind of people who put flags on lampposts occupied as both viewers and guests
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
We should never have cancelled the Jeremy Kyle show. It kept the kind of people who put flags on lampposts occupied as both viewers and guests
A spider isn't a web designer, it's a web developer. All spiders within a species use the same design.
December 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
A spider isn't a web designer, it's a web developer. All spiders within a species use the same design.
Your admin Rob Manuel is giving Anon Opin Live a go. Join the Leicester shows (12–13 Feb 2026). Argue your opinion - in real life. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Your admin Rob Manuel is giving Anon Opin Live a go. Join the Leicester shows (12–13 Feb 2026). Argue your opinion - in real life. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
I don't know why Oasis are such a point of pride for Mancunians. Both brothers sacked off the city for London at the absolute first opportunity they got. Ditto for Liverpool and The Beatles.
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I don't know why Oasis are such a point of pride for Mancunians. Both brothers sacked off the city for London at the absolute first opportunity they got. Ditto for Liverpool and The Beatles.
King size Mars bars should be 5'10'' so they are as long as King Charles III is tall.
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
King size Mars bars should be 5'10'' so they are as long as King Charles III is tall.
Dear Americans. There's no such thing as a "British accent". If you read a book you'd learn that Britain is made up of 4 countries where even most individual cities/counties have a unique accent.
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dear Americans. There's no such thing as a "British accent". If you read a book you'd learn that Britain is made up of 4 countries where even most individual cities/counties have a unique accent.
Men should have evolved so that their sex drive disappears around age 50. It would make life much easier for everyone.
December 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Men should have evolved so that their sex drive disappears around age 50. It would make life much easier for everyone.
If you write "no Virgos" in your dating profile, you're not only signalling you don't want responses from people born between August 22 and September 22, but also from anyone with a brain. Just a head's up for Millie, 27, from Barnsley.
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you write "no Virgos" in your dating profile, you're not only signalling you don't want responses from people born between August 22 and September 22, but also from anyone with a brain. Just a head's up for Millie, 27, from Barnsley.
One day, someone might accidentally design a toaster that toasts evenly on both sides.
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One day, someone might accidentally design a toaster that toasts evenly on both sides.
Postmen/women should be allowed to cut away those ridiculous Christmas door bows if they obstruct the letterbox
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Postmen/women should be allowed to cut away those ridiculous Christmas door bows if they obstruct the letterbox