Catí
@holacati.bsky.social
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
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Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
Joke's on you, no one wears pants in the relationship
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Joke's on you, no one wears pants in the relationship
This is a great question, because a job interview is also an chance for the potential employee to screen out companies that are not worth working for
Interviews now ask
"now why should I hire you over using, let's say, ChatGPT 🤔" pretty much
"now why should I hire you over using, let's say, ChatGPT 🤔" pretty much
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is a great question, because a job interview is also an chance for the potential employee to screen out companies that are not worth working for
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googling "caught in time loop" and the links are all purple
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
googling "caught in time loop" and the links are all purple
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When's when people don't interrupt you when you speak day?
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When's when people don't interrupt you when you speak day?
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Thick Thighs Save Lives (after taking a 4 hour CPR certification class at the Y)
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Thick Thighs Save Lives (after taking a 4 hour CPR certification class at the Y)
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
TSA agent going through my bags: Wow that's a lot of condoms, you must be popular
Me: (thinking about all the balloon animal bottlenose dolphins I'm going to make in Minneapolis) haha yeah
Me: (thinking about all the balloon animal bottlenose dolphins I'm going to make in Minneapolis) haha yeah
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
TSA agent going through my bags: Wow that's a lot of condoms, you must be popular
Me: (thinking about all the balloon animal bottlenose dolphins I'm going to make in Minneapolis) haha yeah
Me: (thinking about all the balloon animal bottlenose dolphins I'm going to make in Minneapolis) haha yeah
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I sing the booty electric
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I sing the booty electric
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it at least six or seven times.
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it at least six or seven times.
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1940s postcard time (I love this one!!)
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
1940s postcard time (I love this one!!)
Sake capital of the Midwest
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sake capital of the Midwest
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Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
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Sky says trans rights are human rights.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sky says trans rights are human rights.
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Cue the articles on discrimination against sloppers.
‘It shows such a laziness’: why I refuse to date someone who uses ChatGPT
It’s the ultimate ick: trying to form a deep, lasting connection with a person who outsources original thought
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Cue the articles on discrimination against sloppers.
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i don’t trust most of you to sit in the emergency exit row
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i don’t trust most of you to sit in the emergency exit row
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If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.
May 12, 2023 at 4:46 PM
If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.
If I can't figure out this stupid number puzzle, I'm gonna commit sudoku
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If I can't figure out this stupid number puzzle, I'm gonna commit sudoku
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what do you mean I "peeked your curiosity"?? -- I would never, I am a gentleman
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what do you mean I "peeked your curiosity"?? -- I would never, I am a gentleman
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went to bed last night ready for bed tonight
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
went to bed last night ready for bed tonight
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
Me, giving advice on flirting:
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Me, giving advice on flirting:
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Using an AI like ChatGPT as a search engine is no better than howling your query at the sky and then reading chicken entrails for an answer.
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Using an AI like ChatGPT as a search engine is no better than howling your query at the sky and then reading chicken entrails for an answer.