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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 15d
they are calling my performance “captivating and tragic,” like this is all some kind of Show to them
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1m
At this year's Losers Contest I finished dead last :)
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1h
dentist seems surprised by my “easy come, easy go” approach to teeth
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1h
(guy watching his first horror movie): wow, they sure are livin’ the good life. But what's with all the ominous shots?
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1h
the family in this “horrors” movie sure seems happy :) but there also seems to be troubling events a-brewing…
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 4h
The times when you have seen only one set of footprints are when I left to grab a bite to eat
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 15h
I love a story where the protagonists struggle before they ultimately triumph :)
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 1d
Boss keeps assigning me tasks. I think he’s trolling me
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 16h
I don't need anything to "fix me" I am not broken, I am just deeply Wrong
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 17h
hadn't heard about body horrors before one happened to me :/
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 17h
Let me stop you right there bud. As long as I'm the one pressing the “Big Red Kill Button,” I don't wanna KNOW what it does,
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 18h
my barbs are normally enough of a defense. this guy's pretty good
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 19h
Chef Rat is trying to give me advice on other facets of life but I told him he should stick to cookery and he's not even good at that either
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 19h
I ran and fell into a pile of ooze, then something beautiful started happening..
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 21h
filed each tooth down to a fine point and dentist said you're not spose to do that
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
I rest easy in public knowing no unhinged lunatics nearby could've gotten their hands on some sort of blade
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
skateboarder just did some sort of gnarly flipping maneuver
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
Breaks my heart to see folks having to sleep out on the street. We should put more spikes on everything.
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
Just wrote a book and had some freak burn the only copy, this is gonna be huge for me
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
coworkers ain't so quick to Wrong me ever since I started making tally marks in my Evil-Looking Book
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
(taking out a headphone to hear what my boss is saying) Hm? Where have I been? Oh, you know, just one of those things ..
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
seen one too many posts On Line and now my brain is a splinters
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
wherever I go, strangeness follows. you could say that I am portentous
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
Between thoughts, I like to put on little “Mental Movies” for my Brain to watch
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
No officer, I would NEVER text while driving!! Anyway do you know a 4-letter word for “without”?
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andy @videogameandy.bsky.social · 1d
was getting ready to hop in the shower