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Nurbsy
@nurbsy.bsky.social
· Feb 16
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So the grinch stole christmas because he hated all the noise then changed his mind because the whos… made a bunch of noise? Bullshit. He was scared straight by three ghosts
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So the grinch stole christmas because he hated all the noise then changed his mind because the whos… made a bunch of noise? Bullshit. He was scared straight by three ghosts
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to all companies: stop what you are doing NOW
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
to all companies: stop what you are doing NOW
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The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.
Excavation reveals neolithic tomb thought to contain remains of the historical grinch
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Excavation reveals neolithic tomb thought to contain remains of the historical grinch
Y’all gotta see what they get up to with Frank’s RedHot Diablo Sauce on Taco Bell Noches streaming exclusively on Yum! Brands+
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Y’all gotta see what they get up to with Frank’s RedHot Diablo Sauce on Taco Bell Noches streaming exclusively on Yum! Brands+
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Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Well mister, I saw your comment but I don't think I saw a fav. Folks round here know that's a courtesy. I reckon you ain't feeling courteous.
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They’re coming out with a new kind of entendre
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They’re coming out with a new kind of entendre
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mcdonalds adds "green slime" to the grinch meat...
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mcdonalds adds "green slime" to the grinch meat...
Humidor full of slim jims
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Humidor full of slim jims
Cheerleader: rah! rah!
Me: ok
Cheerleader: sis boom bah!
Me: wtf..
Me: ok
Cheerleader: sis boom bah!
Me: wtf..
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Cheerleader: rah! rah!
Me: ok
Cheerleader: sis boom bah!
Me: wtf..
Me: ok
Cheerleader: sis boom bah!
Me: wtf..
They called him “the sixth Beatle.” He didn’t really have anything to do with the band
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They called him “the sixth Beatle.” He didn’t really have anything to do with the band
Need a shotta bruschotti
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Need a shotta bruschotti
Get rid of quote tweets. Get rid of front facing camera. Bring back headphone jack. Love and peace
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Get rid of quote tweets. Get rid of front facing camera. Bring back headphone jack. Love and peace
Will you please beef your eel right now
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Will you please beef your eel right now
The grinch’s dog was just for the cartoon. A real dog would treat him as prey
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The grinch’s dog was just for the cartoon. A real dog would treat him as prey
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history books have preserved forever the last words of the Smitten Man:
“What are you going to do? Smite me?”
“What are you going to do? Smite me?”
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
history books have preserved forever the last words of the Smitten Man:
“What are you going to do? Smite me?”
“What are you going to do? Smite me?”