patrick
@partnardy.bsky.social
toll free music at 1-844-926-7825
Pinned
Every sitting U.S. congressperson needs to go on their work computer and search the Epstein files for “If you’re reading this you’re gay.”
Pam Bondi brought a document to the Judiciary Committee today that had my search history of the Epstein files on it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Every sitting U.S. congressperson needs to go on their work computer and search the Epstein files for “If you’re reading this you’re gay.”
check this shit out motherfucker [I punch the drywall directly beneath the "BREAK IN CASE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ⬇️" sign, completely failing to penetrate the wall and hurting my hand real bad]
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
check this shit out motherfucker [I punch the drywall directly beneath the "BREAK IN CASE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ⬇️" sign, completely failing to penetrate the wall and hurting my hand real bad]
I so badly need Douglas Hofstadter to show up and deploy a fiery rebuke of Ensouled AI dipshits, preferably in the form of a quadrilingual ambigrammic poem about a Tortoise.
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I so badly need Douglas Hofstadter to show up and deploy a fiery rebuke of Ensouled AI dipshits, preferably in the form of a quadrilingual ambigrammic poem about a Tortoise.
"Dow 50,000" means if you had invested $1 into Dow 50,000 years ago, you would have $50,000 today.
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"Dow 50,000" means if you had invested $1 into Dow 50,000 years ago, you would have $50,000 today.
Reposted by patrick
Not only did the singer for Canned Heat sound like that even when he talked regular he also held down a day job the whole time he was with the band. And brother let me tell you he was the least effective hostage negotiator ever employed by the LAPD
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Not only did the singer for Canned Heat sound like that even when he talked regular he also held down a day job the whole time he was with the band. And brother let me tell you he was the least effective hostage negotiator ever employed by the LAPD
There should be a camera that floats above your car and sends the live video of you driving your car to a little HUD inside the car to more efficiently meld your own self-image with your car.
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
There should be a camera that floats above your car and sends the live video of you driving your car to a little HUD inside the car to more efficiently meld your own self-image with your car.
tarmogging and feathermaxxing
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
tarmogging and feathermaxxing
I read the 200,000 books that author wrote with AI and they’re actually lowkey pretty good? Better than that thing you told me you’ve been working on.
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I read the 200,000 books that author wrote with AI and they’re actually lowkey pretty good? Better than that thing you told me you’ve been working on.
can I assign a button on the computer to play the airdrop sound so it looks like I’m transferring files from my phone while I’m posting
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
can I assign a button on the computer to play the airdrop sound so it looks like I’m transferring files from my phone while I’m posting
Quote from a lying Democrat. I’d be surprised if it was any more than 995,000 times.
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Quote from a lying Democrat. I’d be surprised if it was any more than 995,000 times.
Haven’t gotten much work done because I imagined a guy posting “We Are Charlie Pirk” and that’s been taking up all the mental bandwidth.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Haven’t gotten much work done because I imagined a guy posting “We Are Charlie Pirk” and that’s been taking up all the mental bandwidth.
answerbaiting (asking a question)
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
answerbaiting (asking a question)
Sonny Okosuns Ozzidi - Mother & Child
YouTube video by growingbin
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
(Guy planning to die as a slave on Mars) Ugh. Guess I’ll die as a slave on the Moon
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
(Guy planning to die as a slave on Mars) Ugh. Guess I’ll die as a slave on the Moon
Reposted by patrick
Since Bluesky has finally added Drafts the following drafts in my notes app have been deprecated and are now public domain
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Since Bluesky has finally added Drafts the following drafts in my notes app have been deprecated and are now public domain
Heard a lady in the pharmacy say, “Hot dogs on burger buns - wouldn’t that be funny?” Yeah it would, lady! Fuck yeah it would!
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Heard a lady in the pharmacy say, “Hot dogs on burger buns - wouldn’t that be funny?” Yeah it would, lady! Fuck yeah it would!
Children should be made to reckon with the power and consequences of the endless entertainment of a cell phone before being allowed to own one. Which is why this bill I bring before the legislature today will require all 8-year olds to read Infinite Jest
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Children should be made to reckon with the power and consequences of the endless entertainment of a cell phone before being allowed to own one. Which is why this bill I bring before the legislature today will require all 8-year olds to read Infinite Jest
Here’s a great price on a tank of helium and a heavy duty plastic bag. It’s not just a surefire way to go — it’s a message to everyone who ever doubted you!
OPENAI: STARTING TEST ROLLOUT OF ADS IN CHATGPT TODAY FOR A SUBSET OF FREE AND GO USERS IN THE U.S.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here’s a great price on a tank of helium and a heavy duty plastic bag. It’s not just a surefire way to go — it’s a message to everyone who ever doubted you!
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Let’s all be less precious about sending pics of our IDs to shady third party services. Oh no there was a data breach and they made you into an AI. He’s walking around somewhere in Latvia and he looks like you and he’s ruining your credit score. Wonderful. He is my son
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Let’s all be less precious about sending pics of our IDs to shady third party services. Oh no there was a data breach and they made you into an AI. He’s walking around somewhere in Latvia and he looks like you and he’s ruining your credit score. Wonderful. He is my son
In the money lab inventing hot soft cash
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
In the money lab inventing hot soft cash
Taping a photo of my friend’s face to my dog as the precursor to a Ring camera-based prank that goes insanely wrong
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Taping a photo of my friend’s face to my dog as the precursor to a Ring camera-based prank that goes insanely wrong
After a half time show that good, I am calling him “Put On A Very Entertaining Super Bowl Half Time Show Bunny.” And you’re going to see a lot of people calling him this, too.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
After a half time show that good, I am calling him “Put On A Very Entertaining Super Bowl Half Time Show Bunny.” And you’re going to see a lot of people calling him this, too.