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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Oct 10

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Aug 1

when you get that desperate call from your homie who is a field of corn

voicemail transcription of 1 min 10 second call that is just the word “tractor”

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 8h

It’s very interesting how if you want to be a gamer you must use a controller or mouse and keyboard, but if you want to be a controller of the game we call communicating with others, you must use your mouth and keyboard. Like I said, it’s very interesting.

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 9h

They should invent a coin with six sides

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 13h

nice to John McAfee getting work again

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Dec 23

thank you user meth_latex_catsuit_doll for your contributions to the varieties of human experience (1/2)

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 15h

We’re full of surprises, all of us

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 15h

I got you bsky.app/profile/part...

patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Dec 23

thank you user meth_latex_catsuit_doll for your contributions to the varieties of human experience (1/2)

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J🔥HELL🔥P @jlp.systems · 1d

Wankers are probably just being daft

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jan 15

Getting blackbagged and driven to an unfamiliar wendys

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 20h

It's Tarrare Thursday. Round up your homies and eat all the chicken bones in the dumpster outside your favourite restaurant. Break into a medical waste facility and slurp all that shit up. Eat a parrot. The world is your gargantuan oyster. It's Tarrare Thursday.

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Nov 12

18th Century French Physician, writing notes on his examination of Tarrare: He got that dog in him

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