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I so badly need Douglas Hofstadter to show up and deploy a fiery rebuke of Ensouled AI dipshits, preferably in the form of a quadrilingual ambigrammic poem about a Tortoise.
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Probably a good time to admit I sent $20 and a pic of your account to a rogue bluesky dev and said “get weird with it”
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"Dow 50,000" means if you had invested $1 into Dow 50,000 years ago, you would have $50,000 today.
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by patrick
Not only did the singer for Canned Heat sound like that even when he talked regular he also held down a day job the whole time he was with the band. And brother let me tell you he was the least effective hostage negotiator ever employed by the LAPD
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
can't believe this is how i found out gene simmons loved eating his own shit
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
how about NO! you crazy dagobah swamp bastard
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
great edit. really brings out the Ding
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
oh shit, this is impressive but it really needs to be flying directly in front of the windshield pointed directly at the driver youtu.be/DebwQQ51zZk?...
BYD Ling Yuan drone system - official video
YouTube video by Auto Media
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
There should be a camera that floats above your car and sends the live video of you driving your car to a little HUD inside the car to more efficiently meld your own self-image with your car.
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
when get unalived in a gentle slide <<<<
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
they’re lowkey enigmatic
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
tarmogging and feathermaxxing
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I read the 200,000 books that author wrote with AI and they’re actually lowkey pretty good? Better than that thing you told me you’ve been working on.
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
can I assign a button on the computer to play the airdrop sound so it looks like I’m transferring files from my phone while I’m posting
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
some of us got cheated on with grimace AND have crushed nuts btw. don’t 👏 erase 👏 us 👏
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Quote from a lying Democrat. I’d be surprised if it was any more than 995,000 times.
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Haven’t gotten much work done because I imagined a guy posting “We Are Charlie Pirk” and that’s been taking up all the mental bandwidth.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
answerbaiting (asking a question)
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Sonny Okosuns Ozzidi - Mother & Child
YouTube video by growingbin
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
(Guy planning to die as a slave on Mars) Ugh. Guess I’ll die as a slave on the Moon
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
That’s what’s it’s!
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by patrick
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The Equipment Machine gets us all, inevitably
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
You’re hearing it more and more
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Since Bluesky has finally added Drafts the following drafts in my notes app have been deprecated and are now public domain
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM