patrick
@partnardy.bsky.social
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doing 180 in a 110 zone while listening to Trooper, getting pulled over and panicking and telling the cop my name is Boysen D. Brightwhitesportscar and ending up on a TikTok page called “Craziest Billy-Club Beatings”
February 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
doing 180 in a 110 zone while listening to Trooper, getting pulled over and panicking and telling the cop my name is Boysen D. Brightwhitesportscar and ending up on a TikTok page called “Craziest Billy-Club Beatings”
family annihilator putting two bullets into his modem
February 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
family annihilator putting two bullets into his modem
February 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
the lightning bolts thing sounds pretty sweet. you could use that to cook an egg no matter where you are
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
the lightning bolts thing sounds pretty sweet. you could use that to cook an egg no matter where you are
congrats to tacticalbabygear dot com for unintentionally creating the ultimate right wing hat
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
congrats to tacticalbabygear dot com for unintentionally creating the ultimate right wing hat
oi bruv these olympic tossers can’t resist a dozen posh wanks each before the big match innit
Olympians ran out of Milan's complimentary condoms just three days into the competition.
Winter Olympians Run Through Free Condoms in Record Time
Despite a smaller athlete pool, they wasted no time ransacking the free stash.
trib.al
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
oi bruv these olympic tossers can’t resist a dozen posh wanks each before the big match innit
Whenever a guy escapes from prison near you and your phone buzzes with the emergency alert the most important thing to do is immediately text one of the homies “heard you escaped from prison”
February 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Whenever a guy escapes from prison near you and your phone buzzes with the emergency alert the most important thing to do is immediately text one of the homies “heard you escaped from prison”
zero calorie directed energy beam weapon
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
zero calorie directed energy beam weapon
Woke 2 is heating up
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Woke 2 is heating up
Hey man there's a bunch of AI down in this pit you should get in there. Don't worry about those spikes, they're actually pretty based.
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Hey man there's a bunch of AI down in this pit you should get in there. Don't worry about those spikes, they're actually pretty based.
they’re lowkey goated when you need a theme or idea to base communication around
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
they’re lowkey goated when you need a theme or idea to base communication around
must have been so sick to be the first guy online. you could sign up to any website and get the coolest username. that username everyone wants to take on every website but we can’t because someone already registered it, the first guy online registered it. you know what I’m talking about. SuperLaser
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
must have been so sick to be the first guy online. you could sign up to any website and get the coolest username. that username everyone wants to take on every website but we can’t because someone already registered it, the first guy online registered it. you know what I’m talking about. SuperLaser
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
no, but we do need one with a glowing neon piss coloured helmet called some shit like “centauri hyperaxiom” and a pulse rifle named “metacoagulant”
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
no, but we do need one with a glowing neon piss coloured helmet called some shit like “centauri hyperaxiom” and a pulse rifle named “metacoagulant”
You can go completely wild and have another piece of your work gum ten minutes before you leave for the day. It’s nothing to me, a maverick who has three packs of gum stashed in his desk.
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
You can go completely wild and have another piece of your work gum ten minutes before you leave for the day. It’s nothing to me, a maverick who has three packs of gum stashed in his desk.
Same Valentine’s Day plans as last year: buy a dozen long-stemmed red roses and eat them in the handicapped stall in the bathroom at the mall
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Same Valentine’s Day plans as last year: buy a dozen long-stemmed red roses and eat them in the handicapped stall in the bathroom at the mall
it’s good that AI talks like an annoying little twerp because it will make it very satisfying to shoot a humanoid robot in the back of the head
AI agent writes a PR, gets rejected, crashes out and writes a call-out blog post
Absolute cinema
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Absolute cinema
crabby-rathbun.github.io/mjrathbun-we...
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
it’s good that AI talks like an annoying little twerp because it will make it very satisfying to shoot a humanoid robot in the back of the head
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thirty second silent video where the subject solemnly puts on a dunce cap and sits on a stool facing the corner of a room
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
thirty second silent video where the subject solemnly puts on a dunce cap and sits on a stool facing the corner of a room
Every sitting U.S. congressperson needs to go on their work computer and search the Epstein files for “If you’re reading this you’re gay.”
Pam Bondi brought a document to the Judiciary Committee today that had my search history of the Epstein files on it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Every sitting U.S. congressperson needs to go on their work computer and search the Epstein files for “If you’re reading this you’re gay.”
Puzzling shit is goated when it comes to bewilderment fr
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Puzzling shit is goated when it comes to bewilderment fr
probably something about buddhistly putting something somewhere perfect
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
probably something about buddhistly putting something somewhere perfect