patrick
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Heard a lady in the pharmacy say, “Hot dogs on burger buns - wouldn’t that be funny?” Yeah it would, lady! Fuck yeah it would!
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Heard a lady in the pharmacy say, “Hot dogs on burger buns - wouldn’t that be funny?” Yeah it would, lady! Fuck yeah it would!
Children should be made to reckon with the power and consequences of the endless entertainment of a cell phone before being allowed to own one. Which is why this bill I bring before the legislature today will require all 8-year olds to read Infinite Jest
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Children should be made to reckon with the power and consequences of the endless entertainment of a cell phone before being allowed to own one. Which is why this bill I bring before the legislature today will require all 8-year olds to read Infinite Jest
Here’s a great price on a tank of helium and a heavy duty plastic bag. It’s not just a surefire way to go — it’s a message to everyone who ever doubted you!
OPENAI: STARTING TEST ROLLOUT OF ADS IN CHATGPT TODAY FOR A SUBSET OF FREE AND GO USERS IN THE U.S.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here’s a great price on a tank of helium and a heavy duty plastic bag. It’s not just a surefire way to go — it’s a message to everyone who ever doubted you!
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Let’s all be less precious about sending pics of our IDs to shady third party services. Oh no there was a data breach and they made you into an AI. He’s walking around somewhere in Latvia and he looks like you and he’s ruining your credit score. Wonderful. He is my son
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Let’s all be less precious about sending pics of our IDs to shady third party services. Oh no there was a data breach and they made you into an AI. He’s walking around somewhere in Latvia and he looks like you and he’s ruining your credit score. Wonderful. He is my son
In the money lab inventing hot soft cash
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
In the money lab inventing hot soft cash
Taping a photo of my friend’s face to my dog as the precursor to a Ring camera-based prank that goes insanely wrong
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Taping a photo of my friend’s face to my dog as the precursor to a Ring camera-based prank that goes insanely wrong
After a half time show that good, I am calling him “Put On A Very Entertaining Super Bowl Half Time Show Bunny.” And you’re going to see a lot of people calling him this, too.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
After a half time show that good, I am calling him “Put On A Very Entertaining Super Bowl Half Time Show Bunny.” And you’re going to see a lot of people calling him this, too.
Sneak peek of my Doritos commercial that will be airing during the big game.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Sneak peek of my Doritos commercial that will be airing during the big game.
I’m on the Seattle Seahawks diet. I see attle see hawks Seattle see seahawks see seattle sea attle see hawks sea and I eat it
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’m on the Seattle Seahawks diet. I see attle see hawks Seattle see seahawks see seattle sea attle see hawks sea and I eat it
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Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang
they got dollars on sale for 65 cents on the prediction markets
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
they got dollars on sale for 65 cents on the prediction markets
Just got confirmation that Doritos is airing my commercial during the big game.
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Just got confirmation that Doritos is airing my commercial during the big game.
Call 1-844-926-7825. It’s toll free and I just put up 30 seconds of new music there
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Call 1-844-926-7825. It’s toll free and I just put up 30 seconds of new music there
Actually lowkey funny when so-called “leftists” on this website mock all AI output as “slop” when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Actually lowkey funny when so-called “leftists” on this website mock all AI output as “slop” when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
they don’t need to do three hours of stuff for the winter olympics opening ceremonies. They just need to play this song youtu.be/G7uG6gotoSQ?...
[Intro][SNES]Olympic Winter Games - Lillehammer 1994
YouTube video by kad3t
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 AM
they don’t need to do three hours of stuff for the winter olympics opening ceremonies. They just need to play this song youtu.be/G7uG6gotoSQ?...
They’re calling it the finest series of words the CBC has ever been responsible for
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
They’re calling it the finest series of words the CBC has ever been responsible for
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
Sorry to hear about your crypto man. Just sitting worthless taking up room on your hard drive. You can send it to me if you want, free up some space for old episodes of My Name is Earl
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Sorry to hear about your crypto man. Just sitting worthless taking up room on your hard drive. You can send it to me if you want, free up some space for old episodes of My Name is Earl
when you take the first sip of cold Beer on friday night
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
when you take the first sip of cold Beer on friday night
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look like song it fell down
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
look like song it fell down
Hey man you and me should get an email address together. Nothing weird, just two friends taking on emails as a team
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Hey man you and me should get an email address together. Nothing weird, just two friends taking on emails as a team
pretty much all art sucks but I’m so glad it exists and people do it
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
pretty much all art sucks but I’m so glad it exists and people do it
The underpaid guys in the Philippines who will be piloting Tesla's humanoid robot servants equipped with mechanical arms featuring windpipe-crushing grip strength as they wander the palaces of the American bourgeoisie have the chance to do the funniest thing.
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The underpaid guys in the Philippines who will be piloting Tesla's humanoid robot servants equipped with mechanical arms featuring windpipe-crushing grip strength as they wander the palaces of the American bourgeoisie have the chance to do the funniest thing.