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Quote from a lying Democrat. I’d be surprised if it was any more than 995,000 times.
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Haven’t gotten much work done because I imagined a guy posting “We Are Charlie Pirk” and that’s been taking up all the mental bandwidth.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
answerbaiting (asking a question)
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Sonny Okosuns Ozzidi - Mother & Child
YouTube video by growingbin
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February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
(Guy planning to die as a slave on Mars) Ugh. Guess I’ll die as a slave on the Moon
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 21h
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Since Bluesky has finally added Drafts the following drafts in my notes app have been deprecated and are now public domain
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Heard a lady in the pharmacy say, “Hot dogs on burger buns - wouldn’t that be funny?” Yeah it would, lady! Fuck yeah it would!
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Children should be made to reckon with the power and consequences of the endless entertainment of a cell phone before being allowed to own one. Which is why this bill I bring before the legislature today will require all 8-year olds to read Infinite Jest
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Here’s a great price on a tank of helium and a heavy duty plastic bag. It’s not just a surefire way to go — it’s a message to everyone who ever doubted you!
OPENAI: STARTING TEST ROLLOUT OF ADS IN CHATGPT TODAY FOR A SUBSET OF FREE AND GO USERS IN THE U.S.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Let’s all be less precious about sending pics of our IDs to shady third party services. Oh no there was a data breach and they made you into an AI. He’s walking around somewhere in Latvia and he looks like you and he’s ruining your credit score. Wonderful. He is my son
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Very accurate
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
In the money lab inventing hot soft cash
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Taping a photo of my friend’s face to my dog as the precursor to a Ring camera-based prank that goes insanely wrong
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
After a half time show that good, I am calling him “Put On A Very Entertaining Super Bowl Half Time Show Bunny.” And you’re going to see a lot of people calling him this, too.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Sneak peek of my Doritos commercial that will be airing during the big game.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I’m on the Seattle Seahawks diet. I see attle see hawks Seattle see seahawks see seattle sea attle see hawks sea and I eat it
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang
February 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
they got dollars on sale for 65 cents on the prediction markets
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Just got confirmation that Doritos is airing my commercial during the big game.
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Call 1-844-926-7825. It’s toll free and I just put up 30 seconds of new music there
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Actually lowkey funny when so-called “leftists” on this website mock all AI output as “slop” when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
February 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
they don’t need to do three hours of stuff for the winter olympics opening ceremonies. They just need to play this song youtu.be/G7uG6gotoSQ?...
[Intro][SNES]Olympic Winter Games - Lillehammer 1994
YouTube video by kad3t
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February 7, 2026 at 5:47 AM
They’re calling it the finest series of words the CBC has ever been responsible for
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM