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patrick
@partnardy.bsky.social
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Oct 10
letterman pointing gun at camera
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1h
my post from last year “negotiated my terms of victory for a five year conflict with an unnamed energy drink company” and a picture of a shitload of monster energy drink and assorted monster swag
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1h
Yup!
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Aug 30
(trying to blend in with zoomers and it starts raining) we lowkey needed it fr
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2h
We needed it!
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 4h
having a boneless skinless chicken breast for lunch and a skin-wrapped bone for dinner
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 4h
we’re looking at moderate to heavy posting of “we needed it” this afternoon and evening, with posts tapering overnight
15-20 mm of rain this afternoon, ~20 mm this evening, 1-3mm overnight
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 14h
If we keep her alive in our hearts it’s like she never left
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 14h
Hope you’re holding up alright
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t care if this gets zero likes. I’ve been tortured by this idea for a week. This is for me, not for you.
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 14h
Amelia Earhart has passed away.
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 14h
If I had a vast fortune I would build a wing of my mansion with the same architecture as q3dm6, tell no one of the room’s origins, and host nightly soirées until some wine-drunk reveler feels a mysterious gamer’s urge and falls to their death attempting a bridge to rail.
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 17h
If you like your federated timeline, you can keep it! Kind of like something Obama might say about it
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 18h
Not interested
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 19h
❌
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 19h
nah the other one
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 19h
anytime midgie. great to finally be on the pod.
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 20h
1. when you misclick while playing slay the spire and end your turn when you still have cards you meant to play
2. war
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d
gotta have that teen sauce…
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d
Teen burger lunch…
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d
Coworker: You’re good at writing stuff, can you help me write a letter to this supplier?
Me: Are we threatening them?
Coworker: No
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d
Instant coffee should be called “You still have to take the time to heat the water, as well as stirring the coffee grounds into the water, so it is not exactly instant coffee.” People need to know what they’re getting into.
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d
Look it says right here on this signed and notarized work order: “Total replacement of blood with sludge.” Now when I get back from the van with that sludge barrel you better have all your blood out.
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d
everything makes sense now
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 1d
Gaining a lot of followers today for no reason which suggests I’ve become part of some kind of psyop. Stay tuned!
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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 2d
When I powerfully chew some refreshing minty gum and quickly leave it inert and flavourless I imagine I would have no trouble consuming the flesh of my enemies to gain their strength/powers.
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