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Nurbsy
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lol
Word cloud of my most used words in 2025 most prominently featuring “lunch” and “Gaylord Focker”
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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You see this parked outside your girl’s house wyd
The classic inchworm ride on toy aka mr. steal your girl
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Expanding galaxy brain meme going from thanksgiving leftovers to thanksgiving sandwich to thanksgiving burrito to thanksgiving pizza to thanksgiving nachos and finally to thanksgiving smoothie. Autocorrect wanted to start every sentence with thanksgiving after I made this
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Bottoms up
Youtube thumbnail for BadlandsChugs Half Gallon Thanksgiving Gravy Chug!
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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One gotta go!
Roast turkey Stuffing Mashed potatoes and gravy Wet nasty garbage
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Hold up let me ask my plug
Fisher Price See and Say
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Epstein, uh, ain’t going away
Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park (1993) uttering the oft-quoted line “Epstein, uh, ain’t going away”
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Porque no los dos niña
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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“Get grouped!” — da Grouper
Grouper coming to group you
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Post you from a different era (Paleozoic era)
Prehistoric fish (yours truly) emerging from the water to walk on land for the first time
November 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Junji Ito manga image of a vampire looking dude with black teeth and cokehead eyes outside a kid’s window saying “Your push notifications are off. Turn on notifications!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You’re goddamn right they are! Fuck you!!!
Discord popup that says Your push notifications are off. Turn on notifications
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I’m da Beverage Betch
Clockwise from top: cider, Oktoberfest, another Oktoberfest, ice water (stay hydrated)
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Here’s mine
Famous ship The Titanic, from the ocean
October 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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You know I had to
Two big slices of roni and sausage
October 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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🔴LIVE:
“John Doe” (yours truly) becoming a being of pure light in the Star Trek TNG episode “Transfigurations”
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Tim Thomerson is Dollman an Albert Pyun film coming on videocassette in November 1991
September 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Artist’s rendition
Fish evolved to walk out of stream as a man would
September 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Disaster Girl
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Cat with speech bubble
August 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Forgetting someone?
Markie Post of Night Court fame
August 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Tronc Jr. logo
August 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
Add muted words and tags: dopamine
August 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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People go on about desiring an hourglass figure but I’ll always prefer the real thing 😍
An hourglass. Va-va-va-voom!
July 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM