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Lloyd’s Soil
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up in the hills we have developed a new form of comedy. we call it hill comedy.
usa very carthage coded
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
have any of you succeeded in eliminating desire within yourselves
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
this day, more than most, lets try to keep the influence of “comedy” (so-called) to a BARE minimum
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Even alexander the great of the must deal with difficulties of relationship.. this lesson among others can be gained through humour!
“And another thing! … I want you to be more assertive! I’m tired of everyone calling you Alexander the Pretty-Good!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bard college should get a basketball team that just flattens the NCAA east. the team should be commandingly better than everyone else
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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wait that’s literally ghost turnip
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Really appreciate that Melville doesn’t make you wait for the whale content. It’s whales from the jump
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I grew up Catholic and you told me 3 beings should unconditionally love me and somehow this is my fault
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Luckily it's only for Law Enforcement and enterprise purposes
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
my dad gave me this book for my birthday. “not that you could learn much from this” he said. “maybe you could write a couple of chapters” he continued. “thanks” i said.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
package labeled “husband eliminator” has arrived, addressed to my wife. i assume it will be used for eliminating things like my problems. not going to give it another thought
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
what this nation needs most are more giggles and guffaws – The Political Comedian
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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On Monday, Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced the more than 400 people that will serve on 17 committees as part of his transition team, and the list is a doozy.

hellgatenyc.com/mamdani-tran...
Who Isn't on Mayor-Elect Mamdani's Transition Team?
What do Tamika Mallory and Kathy Wylde have in common? Plus, more news for your Tuesday.
hellgatenyc.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Illegal settlements on stolen land
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I am learning lots of stuff about dirt tree rock beast burd etc
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
can’t wait to charge this for 6 hours and get to 5% battery
A motorcycle ... with an electric motor, so it never needs fuel ... and two foldable solar panels, so it can recharge while parked, thus needing no outlet.

Effectively infinite range. Total freedom.
self-charging solar motorcycle by MASK architects frees riders from fuel and power networks
www.designboom.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Computer use should feel like drowning
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM