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Lloyd’s Soil
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up in the hills we have developed a new form of comedy. we call it hill comedy.
it’s all over for me! i’m cooked!
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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The United States is purposefully blockading Cuba from accessing fuel that powers everything from grocery stores to hospitals. People will die. Children will die. What's being done to the people of Cuba is monstrous.

The people in power were ok with it in Gaza and now they're doing it to Cuba.
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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2016: In 10 years we'll have a man on Mars

2026: In 10 years, we'll have a city on the moon

2036: Today we honor the memory of SpaceX founder who took his own life
February 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Are you… you know… a friend of Goldbug
Name one mf realer than him
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Vindicated in my hatred of this vile app
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
He puts the great mass of the people before himself…
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
a man named Mister Sadness appears at your doorstep, convinced he is qualified to work as a government Minister of Joy. what do you make of this?
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
does anyone want my super bowl picks… i finally got around to studying the facts and i have prepared my findings
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
half of them are on HINGE. the other half are HITTING THE VAPE. you can’t make this stuff up!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
BREAKING: the extensions baby from yesterday has been awarded VICTORY at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
who’s winning
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
do they need me for anything at the super biwl
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
half of them are on HINGE. the other half are HITTING THE VAPE. you can’t make this stuff up!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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Seeing Dunkin’ ad:
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
i am a primary source of cringe
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Heh heh… my EX WIFE would be BROKE!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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The idea that an 5-year-old citizen is somehow harmed by a 5-year-old non-citizen being present within our borders makes my blood boil
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
oh ho!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM