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Neo-noir, more like crap-crapper.

On @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social we watched 2006's Black Dahlia.

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Josh Hartnett's butt double
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ScarJo's scar
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January 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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(handing you a packet of mustard that i had tucked behind my ear like a cigarette) you ever try body temperature mustard before?
January 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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The mystery is how our podcast is free to listen to bc @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social watched Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery

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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)
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January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
The pulsating cube appears again.

“ENTER THE CUBE” it bellows.

“God damn it.” I reply as I collect the documents that got blown around my office. “I don’t have time for cube stuff right now.”
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
They laugh at my mismatched outfits. They don’t realize I’m doing this to maximize ice damage. I will freeze them one day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Me: I'm going to spend some time reflecting on New Year's Day.

Secret Dracula: Me too. I love reflecting and I love the day.
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me talking to my brother: hello

Me talking to someone who likes the same pens as me: PEN BROTHERRRRR!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’d put Chris Parnell in my SNL top ten but that’s just because I’m one of the few gifted children who grew up to be a gifted adult.
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I really wish I was here to see it happen. It was probably like “shhhhhlunk”
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ep. 134 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (1977) starring me, @murrman5.bsky.social and @ladybroseph.bsky.social with special quiz from @katvonwitt.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Yay! Try the entertainment of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social

We watched a hidden gem that new generations are rediscovering,
Emmett Otters Jug Band Christmas.

Thank you @thenatewolf.bsky.social & @murrman5.bsky.social for making every week a holiday.

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December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
They can tell how strong I am by watching me shovel. I’m peeling fat rolls and tossing them mid-yard, I’m going wide enough to peek a little green on either side. One couple had to move away because it was giving them both confusing feelings.
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I must not cheer.
Cheer is the mind-killer.
Cheer is the little-death that brings festive obliteration.
I will face cheer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Where the cheer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Hey bud could i bum a quick kiss off ya?
July 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Advertising really works. Like when you’re at the grocery store trying to decide what cheese to buy, and then you remember Wayne Gretzky told you to gamble on sports on your phone.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Really feeling the Christmas spirit today (gave them a quick death even though they lacked honor)
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Look at him go!
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Getting sued for the contents of my Super Survival Packs™

As if whimsy won’t be important in the dark future.
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Everyone is so surprised when they find out how long my hair is, but by then it's too late. It tightens each time they exhale. There is no point in struggling.
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
-26c
I’m braver than Shackleton, braver than Frodo.
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Devil: oh wow you’re already doing it. I was coming here to tempt you.

Me: [munching apple] you smoke, bro?
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Did the Flintstones ever use an octopus as a pen? It would make sense because the ink is already in there and they strike me as ancient.
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would share this with you because I’m kind and perfect
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM