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a buddy of mine Greg lived in a punk house basement and kept it warm with a space heater. his dog Nino knocked it over one night and lit the house on fire and when they found Greg’s body Nino’s body was curled up next to him in bed. so you have that to look forward to if you use a space heater! 🙂
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO POWER STRIPS
DO NOT PLUG SPACE HEATERS INTO ANYTHING BUT A GROUNDED, WALL SOCKET
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
a buddy of mine Greg lived in a punk house basement and kept it warm with a space heater. his dog Nino knocked it over one night and lit the house on fire and when they found Greg’s body Nino’s body was curled up next to him in bed. so you have that to look forward to if you use a space heater! 🙂
People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolishing slavery and in the same poll Breckinridge is like 30 points under water on the penny farthing aluminum crisis so its not at all crazy for politicians to think theres a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolish ICE and in the same poll Trump’s is like 30 points under water on affordability. It’s not at all crazy for professional politicians to think there’s a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 PM
People are waving around 50/50 polling on abolishing slavery and in the same poll Breckinridge is like 30 points under water on the penny farthing aluminum crisis so its not at all crazy for politicians to think theres a bigger advantage in talking about the latter!
you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 AM
you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
if you hate us so much why dont you nuke us? didnt think so shut up
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
if you hate us so much why dont you nuke us? didnt think so shut up
its ok that the dog dancing competition and rose competition episodes of king of the hill are basically the exact same plot back to back. I’m not mad about it at all
January 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
its ok that the dog dancing competition and rose competition episodes of king of the hill are basically the exact same plot back to back. I’m not mad about it at all
*doing international travel in a few weeks* the only “It” I hope happens is everyone loving and respecting our wonderful handsome president 🤠❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 AM
*doing international travel in a few weeks* the only “It” I hope happens is everyone loving and respecting our wonderful handsome president 🤠❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
mamdani said if netanyahu came to new york he’d arrest him
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
mamdani said if netanyahu came to new york he’d arrest him
*ICE smashing my windshield and pulling me out of my car on my way to drop my kids off at preschool* this is just a distraction from the fact that avocados are $3
Don’t let them distract you. Trump promised lower costs – we just saw the highest grocery inflation in years.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
He doesn’t care about your costs.
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
*ICE smashing my windshield and pulling me out of my car on my way to drop my kids off at preschool* this is just a distraction from the fact that avocados are $3
studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these
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Video: Combate via X (@upholdreality)
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Video: Combate via X (@upholdreality)
you have to excuse these guys for making a point trueanon made 5 years ago brits always get american culture stuff a bit late
‘Our tech overlords like the idea of being Thomas Edison, genius inventor-businessman, but they often have more in common with P.T. Barnum, genius of marketing and hype. Altman could go toe-to-toe with Barnum, and I wouldn’t want to pick a winner.’
John Lanchester:
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
John Lanchester:
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
John Lanchester · King of Cannibal Island: Will the AI bubble burst?
Nvidia shares are the purest bet you can make on the impact of AI. The leading firms are lending money to one another in...
www.lrb.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 8:25 AM
you have to excuse these guys for making a point trueanon made 5 years ago brits always get american culture stuff a bit late
pupuseria right next door to the michoacana thats a baller $30 date night brother
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
pupuseria right next door to the michoacana thats a baller $30 date night brother
walking around mar a lago after It Happens
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 AM
walking around mar a lago after It Happens
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no its not
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
no its not
i suffered internal bleeding after eating a jalepeno tuna roll last night @donaldtrump please send me $1 million
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
i suffered internal bleeding after eating a jalepeno tuna roll last night @donaldtrump please send me $1 million
I’d trump ronald plump right now if I could
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I’d trump ronald plump right now if I could
bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos
gen X really could just be like “uh have you noticed? modern office life? its a little bit wacky 🤪” and instantly receive 100 million dollars
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
gen X really could just be like “uh have you noticed? modern office life? its a little bit wacky 🤪” and instantly receive 100 million dollars
I love Los Angeles bc its a place where you can immerse yourself in basically any community and culture you want so its always funny when ppl post “took my daily walk around Hitler Plaza, I hate it here”
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I love Los Angeles bc its a place where you can immerse yourself in basically any community and culture you want so its always funny when ppl post “took my daily walk around Hitler Plaza, I hate it here”
setting aside a few things here about the extremely narrow framing it is somewhat heartening to see zero daylight between “ICE shouldnt be shooting people” and “if they do they should be in prison”
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
setting aside a few things here about the extremely narrow framing it is somewhat heartening to see zero daylight between “ICE shouldnt be shooting people” and “if they do they should be in prison”
I regret to inform you that the band with the greatest name I’ve ever seen kinda sucks. Oh well
January 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I regret to inform you that the band with the greatest name I’ve ever seen kinda sucks. Oh well